50 Things you're Not Allowed to Do
"You know Lily." Lily's best friend Lola told her. "You make this list every year, and every year James does everything on it. I think that you like making it."
"Lola, who wouldn't like to see Potter dance around McGonagall in leather singing Love is in the Air?" Lily accused
"True true. So let's see the list this year then" Lily handed her a long piece of parchment that went right down to the floor like it did in the movies. Lola started reading.
"50 things that you're not allowed to do.
Ask Lily out
Kidnap Lily
Sing to Lily
Stalk Lily
Harm Lily mentally or physically in any way
Declare your love for Lily in public
Declare your love for Lily in private
Think about Lily
Talk to Lily
Talk about Lily
Publicly humiliate Lily
Hide Lily in a broom cupboard
Kiss Lily
Hold Lily's hand
Steal any of Lily's things
Get Lily drunk
Make Lily go out with you by black mail/ bribe
Call Lily fat
Put anything in Lily's hair
Buy Lily anything.
Wear leather
Ask Professor Dumbledore "If it's about time to shave the beard"
Sing the Llama Song
Cause all the teachers hats to start singing "like a virgin"
Paint yourself blue (like a smurf)
Blame anything on Snape
Make a serious/Sirius joke
Wear pink
Wear make-up
Use McGonagall as a pole dancing pole.
Pole Dance
Hit on Slughorn
Tell the whole school that your gay
Hit on Snape
Kiss McGonagall
Wear a knights armour for the day
Cause the Slytherins harm
Be naked in front of anyone
Run your hands through your hair
Dress up as the sugar plum fairy
Wear a tutu
Date more than 10 girls in a week
Let Sirius play a prank
Play a prank
Get Remus into trouble
Support Slytherin for a quidditch match
Fail any classes
Dance
Ask Sirius for advice
Give anyone advice
Well it's a good one this year." Lola said handing the list back to Lily, "Do you think that he'll do it all?"
"I hope to Merlin not!"
Valentines Day – The Great Hall
He ran his hands through his hair; he was preparing himself for…
"Lily I love you, Lily I do! When we're apart my heart beats only for you!"
A blue painted faced James Potter started dancing around in Knight Armour and a pink tutu serenading his undying love for Lily Evans, throwing confetti into her hair. The said girl was now an amazing tone of scarlet and slowly slipping down in her chair.
"Lily, I think about you all the time, please go out with me, I talk about you constantly to well everyone!" Then he took Lily's hand and kissed her.
"ERRGGHHH! GET OFF ME NOW POTTER!" Lily stormed out the Great hall James hot on her tail still serenading. "I bought this for you my love! If you don't like it it wasn't me, it was Snape!"
"Wow," Lola exclaimed, "that's numbers, 1,3,4,5,6,8,9,10,13,14,19,20,25,28,36,39,41,48. 19 in one minute, that has to be a record!"
This was just a little story because I was bored when I was meant to be doing my history homework (shhhhh). Hope you liked it, I might make James do all of these things in my proper story called Trust me, I hate You. Please go check that out and please read and review this one and that one. Thanks
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