Gutt- Everyone, I have some good news and bad news. The good news is that I have a birthday tommorow.

Flynn- Yay! Happy Birthday, Captain!

Gutt- Thank you. I wasn't ever crazy about you, but that made my day.

Raz- What's the bad news?

Gutt The bad news is I need a perfect birthday present, but what can I get?

Squint- How about we slice and dice through a village?

Gutt- No. We done that so many times.

Shira- Maybe we can sing you a song.

Gutt- That would be nice, but no.

Silas- Captain, I think we found the perfect gift for you.

Gutt- What?

Silas- I see a full yacht complete with passengers by the double digits!

Gutt- That is perfect! Gupta, fly the colors!

(Gupta scurries up to the mast)

Raz- And don't forget your weapons! (she tosses them out to the others.)

Gutt- This is gonna be the best birthday ever.

(meanwhile)

Cameron- E-Log #1, July 2, 2014. I sit here in a lone raft with a good number of my friends and teamates. All that's left of the island is, well, I feel there's nothing left of it at all. We sit here, stranded in waters considered dangerous and fatal. For one thing, I looked over my shoulder a few minutes ago to see nothing but shark fins protruding through the calm blue. This is Cameron Watson, out.

Sam- Was a really long message necessary?

Cameron- In my honest opinion, it had to be done.

Dakota- Who knew there would be nothing left?

Zoey- The island's long gone now, and what's sad is that we never got a chance to catch the briefcase before the flood came.

Mike- I blame Chris for this mess.

Courtney- I can't blame you. That guy has some serious issues he needs to work out. And I thought Charlie Sheen was a nutjob.

Scott-