Chapter 1!
Master Hand was looking over Great Cave Offensive when she said "Smash needs to appeal to more people, how about I add an anime star?' "Can't let you do that Master Hand" said a badass voice in the distance, it was Wolf! "Andross has ordered me to take you down" said Master Hand, "why?" said Wolf "He didn't" said Master Hand "I just wanted to say that" CAN'T LET YOU SAY THAT MASTER HAND!" said Wolf, "Back on topic" said Master Hand "CORY BAXTER WILL JOIN THE FIGHT!" said Master Hand "NOOOOO!" said Wolf "FALCON… HAVING A SAY!" said Captain Falcon "I, CAPTAIN FALCON, OBJECT TO TAINTING THE SMASH BROTHERS WITH WEEB TRASH!" "But it will open the door for many new fans!" said Master Hand "After all, we need more fans from Japan! And what better way to make them feel at home than by giving them their most iconic character." "FALCON…. YOU HAVE A POINT!" said Captain Falcon "NO he does not" said Wolf "FALCON…. OK!" said Captain Falcon.
Hope you enjoyed! Chapter 2 will come when I really feel like it!