This song so reminds me of Omi's situation so I went ahead and made it a filk. *wolfy grins*

Title: Woe Is Me
Song Modified by: silrayn silverwolf
Status: Complete
Pairing: Omi x Ouka, Persia x Manx
Teaser: What Omi went through because of his complicated genealogy

Woe Is Me

In Tokyo there lived a family
With much confusion as you will see
There was a Persia, a Manx, and an Omittichi who was young
Who wanted to marry, have a wife of his own

So Omi found Ouka who suited him nice
He went to Persia to ask his advice
Persia said "Nephew, I got to say no
The girl is your sister but she don't know"

Oh papa gets around, he gets around all over this great big town

Oh, woe is me
Too much shame and scandal in the family
Oh, woe is me
Too much shame and scandal in the family

The years went by, the son wished he was dead
He found seventeen girls, still wasn't wed
When he went to court them, his concience always said "No,
You put them at risk, you better not go."

Woe is me
Too much shame and scandal in the family

So finally he went to kill his papa
He told his papa what his uncle had said
His papa said "Son, go man go!
I ain't your papa but your uncle don't know"

Oh, woe is me
Too much shame and scandal in the family
Oh, woe is me
Too much shame and scandal in the family

the original song was by: Helen Humes