Blank Hill 8 -- Epilogue
Quillin Xarxes
Jennifer joined Team Rocket to be with Mondo. They made great partners, and pulled off many successful heists. They quit when they decided that crime wasn't the answer, and moved to Blank Hill to marry and have kids. When they returned to Blank Hill, they were remembered with open hearts and minds.
Jack was thrown in jail for attempted murder, and put into therapy for alcoholism. He remains in a mental institution for several neural disorders brought on by improper upbringing.
Jessibelle gave up her search for James, and became a pretty successful teacher. She is known for teaching students how to read properly, write properly, and do everything properly. Her students are the royal family of the future.
Cassidy never saw Butch again. Butch found out later she had become a successful politician. She emphasizes helping the environment, peace, and gay rights.
Meowth sold the diamond and became a rich Meowth. Meowsy came crawling back to him. They lived with the Meowth cult in happiness and prosperity for the rest of their lives. Which ended when the cult found the real Meowth of Bounty.
James and Butch, needless to say, lived happily ever after. They adopted a Korean kid when Butch went through his, "Now I wish I'd married a woman" phase, and named him Jesse. He turned out pretty good, despite what his godmother Jessie said about him "Becoming a screwed up kid from living with faggots all his life." She was proven pretty wrong.
Jessie lived in the same town as James and Butch, and visited them quite often. She never did get married, but went on dates often. Sometimes she and James would spend their time picking out which men were wearing boxers and which were wearing briefs. When Butch found out, he went through his "What, ain't I good enough for you, you ungrateful bastard" phase, which James returned when Butch went through his, "Now that is one fine lookin' ass" phase. The fights didn't last long and usually ended with a recreation of exactly what went on during their honeymoon in Blank Hill.
Bubba went on the Springer show, coaxing Jerry into finally spilling his own secret, that he is a gay pedophile and is going out with Isaac Hanson.
(PS, that last part was a joke, I like Jerry Springer, and as much as I hate to admit it, I like Hanson. I think Taylor's cute.)
THE END
Explainations and Apologies:
I had a very bad tense problem... wasn't my fault, I swear.
I know there are several plot holes, I couldn't fill them.
SORRY, I LIKE HANSON.
Blank Hill isn't a real village. If it is, sorry, didn't mean to make a story on it.
If you don't like gays, why the hell did you read this far?
I'm done. Buh bye.
Quillin Xarxes
Jennifer joined Team Rocket to be with Mondo. They made great partners, and pulled off many successful heists. They quit when they decided that crime wasn't the answer, and moved to Blank Hill to marry and have kids. When they returned to Blank Hill, they were remembered with open hearts and minds.
Jack was thrown in jail for attempted murder, and put into therapy for alcoholism. He remains in a mental institution for several neural disorders brought on by improper upbringing.
Jessibelle gave up her search for James, and became a pretty successful teacher. She is known for teaching students how to read properly, write properly, and do everything properly. Her students are the royal family of the future.
Cassidy never saw Butch again. Butch found out later she had become a successful politician. She emphasizes helping the environment, peace, and gay rights.
Meowth sold the diamond and became a rich Meowth. Meowsy came crawling back to him. They lived with the Meowth cult in happiness and prosperity for the rest of their lives. Which ended when the cult found the real Meowth of Bounty.
James and Butch, needless to say, lived happily ever after. They adopted a Korean kid when Butch went through his, "Now I wish I'd married a woman" phase, and named him Jesse. He turned out pretty good, despite what his godmother Jessie said about him "Becoming a screwed up kid from living with faggots all his life." She was proven pretty wrong.
Jessie lived in the same town as James and Butch, and visited them quite often. She never did get married, but went on dates often. Sometimes she and James would spend their time picking out which men were wearing boxers and which were wearing briefs. When Butch found out, he went through his "What, ain't I good enough for you, you ungrateful bastard" phase, which James returned when Butch went through his, "Now that is one fine lookin' ass" phase. The fights didn't last long and usually ended with a recreation of exactly what went on during their honeymoon in Blank Hill.
Bubba went on the Springer show, coaxing Jerry into finally spilling his own secret, that he is a gay pedophile and is going out with Isaac Hanson.
(PS, that last part was a joke, I like Jerry Springer, and as much as I hate to admit it, I like Hanson. I think Taylor's cute.)
THE END
Explainations and Apologies:
I had a very bad tense problem... wasn't my fault, I swear.
I know there are several plot holes, I couldn't fill them.
SORRY, I LIKE HANSON.
Blank Hill isn't a real village. If it is, sorry, didn't mean to make a story on it.
If you don't like gays, why the hell did you read this far?
I'm done. Buh bye.