Who would you...?
So, I was at work the other day when one of my co-workers got the bright idea of asking who would you kill, marry, or sexy time out of these three people? I got to thinking... Let's play this game with some of our favorite YGO characters!
Say Tea, out of Joey, Yugi, and Seto, who would you kill off, marry, and sleep with?
Tea: You have got to be kidding me? Do I really have to answer this? As far as I'm concerned, this is just insane!
Well as far as I'm concerned, you have no choice seeing as how I have full control of your actions... So Miss Tea, your answer?
Tea: F*** you... Fine. I would have to kill Joey. I mean, yeah, he IS my friend and all, but to be honest, he gets kind of annoying. 'I have to beat Seto. I have to beat Seto.' Just let me kill Joey and end it all... I think I'd marry Seto... Jut to A- anger Joey before he dies, and B- Eventually divorce him and take all his money. I would be set for life! And that leaves Yugi... One night stand and that's it. I don't even think I would call him the next day or even sleep in the same bed. Maybe a hotel or something as longed he paid for it.
Our reactions?
Joey: ... Tea, forget all the nice stuff I have ever said to you. Just remember this, I know where you live.
Yugi: Tea! Why would you say something like that? After all we have been throu- well, I've been through... You just tagged along... But really? Not even a phone call? You really are a bitch, you know?
Seto: It's ok, I'd file for a prenup.
Next person in our list is Mokuba; Yami, Esparoba, and Rex... GO!
Mokuba: What? Why do I get the crazy people? C'mon! Can I pass?
No
Mokuba: Jerkwad... I would kill Esparoba. That should be obvious. And serious? I would fuck Yami, backwards, upside down, and sideways all over Japan! And marry Rex just because that's my only option with him...
Sounds simple enough. Reactions?
Yami: I knew I was sexy.
Esparoba: SO YOU DO NOT WANT THIS BABY?
Rex: Heheheh... Hehe. Pull my finger.
... I regret nothing. Any who, next up is our one and only Pharaoh, Atem! Tea, Mai, and Ishizu. GO!
Atem: Kill Tea, fuck Mai, marry Ishizu... Done.
What... No explanations?
Atem: Mai has big boobies, Tea is annoying as all hell, and Ishizu is one hell of a good cook!
Reactions?
Tea: ya well fudge you, too...
Mai: Thanks for the... Complement? I think it was...
Ishizu: And the steak from Friday night wins yet again! I didn't need my Millinium Item to see that coming.
Fair enough. Ok, one more for the day... And let's make it interesting... Out of Mokuba, Steve, and Sh'dah... Marik, GO!
Marik: What? You picked out three of the worlds worst characters for ME to do whatever with? Why can't I just kill of of them, I mean, Mokuba will get kidnapped within ten seconds of anything, I created Steve, and Sh'dah... Why him? He's just... THERE! You could have at least put Bakura or Solomon somewhere in there. It would have made this much easier!
No can do... Now make you decision!
Marik: Frig no! This is just stupid! Your stupid!
It's either answer or everyone finds out about your diary...
Marik: What? You found that! Alright fine, you win this round... I would have to kill Mokuba. He would be a pain in my ass anyway, I'd EEFFF Steve because he's already my bitch, and marry Sh'dah... Why? Because I have no idea. That's why...
Reactions?
Mokuba: well, at least he was honest...
Steve: YES MASTER... Or is this the one time No would accepted (Marik: nice try but, no)
Sh'dah: ... I guess...
Well, that's it! I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it! Please review and feel free to browse my other Stories!