Chapter 1: Running
Rusty: ELLO! I know you all think I'm dead or something! I'm not. Although, I almost died because I was laughing. Anything you wanna say, Ashley?
Ashley: Hi.
Rusty: Well there you have it folks! This is my friend, Ash. No, I won't write her full name all the time. I'm too lazy.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokemon. All I know is that trying to find a shiny Eevee is harder than it looks. And when I fail (which is like, all the time! X3), I laugh until I can't breath. I'm not kidding.
Waking up at around midnight, I remembered why my alarm went off. I was going to run away. I was thirteen, more than old enough to leave, and I had a Pokemon already, seeing as my parents thought professor Birch couldn't give me a good enough Pokemon. I picked up my Pokemon, a shiny Eevee who I named Celest, and my Pokemon egg that I had found on my last ski trip to Unova. The reason I was running away was my parents. They were almost always gone, never told me where they were going or when they'd be back, and they kept getting in violent fights. They kept urging me to evolve Celest, but I didn't want to. Celest had a special ability, and I didn't want to ruin that ability.
Once I managed to get out of my house, I headed towards the Petalburg woods. After I was about an hour after I left, I decided to stop and sleep the rest of the night.
In the morning, I decided I would get on my way to Rustboro. Abort half an hour into my little walk in Petalburg Woods, Celest and I got bored of all the flowers and all the nature. I hoped we were close to Rustboro, cause I couldn't handle much more of the woods.
Not a few minutes after, a man in a lab coat ran behind me and hid. I got startled, and nearly punched him until I saw why he was hiding. Six men came running towards him, three dressed in blue pirate outfits and the other three dressed in red with hoods that had horns on them.
Rusty: DUN DUN DUN! Cliffhanger yo! Sorry, I just was extremely tired. Plus, this has been my ONLY joy in life today. Between-
Ashley: She has a hard time for reasons I believe she'd rather not disclose.
Rusty: Thanks, Ash. I thought I'd actually have to tell the people reading this.
Ash: No prob.
Rusty: Anywho, that was chapter 1.
Ash: Stay tuned for chapter two. If it ever comes out.
Troop Wolves: PEACE!
