A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes
This is kind of a parody/humor/romance, so, I, Nogeilogirl, am skewering everyone in this, just for the fun of it. So, please don't take it seriously. Thanks, :)
Story By: NogeiloGirl, Sgt. Mike and Lt. Eagle Eyes
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the wrestlers in this story. The WWF does. We do not make money off of this.
Note: E-mail and ask before putting on any other sites.
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Chapter 1:
The audience chanted, "Jericho, Jericho."
*My fans love me,* Jericho thought to himself with a smile. He looked over at the thousands of adoring female fans practically drooling, staring at Jericho with their tongues hanging out of their mouths. Suddenly, he spotted a tall young woman with a humongus pimple on her chin!
*Eww, Steph is that you?*
"In the flesh," she purred as she leaned closer in, her lips touching his.
"Aah!" Chris yelled in terror, as he fell out of bed.
"Quiet up there you, you young hoodlum, a creaky voice rasped from the floor below him.
"It was only a dream," Chris said, breathing a sigh of relief.
Jericho came running down the ramp, surrounded by female fans screaming "Y2J, Y2J!"
"Go ahead, take your shirt off Jericho- you hunk of man, you!" a certain chestnut young woman said. Jericho turned toward the voice and winked. Within seconds, he had literally ripped the shirt off his chest.
"Ooh, he's soo strong!" Stephanie said, swooning.
Stephanie sat bolt upright in her bed, breathing heavily.
*Thank goodness it was only a dream,* Stephanie thought in relief.
"I don't won't to look at Jericho that way. Nevver Evver!" Stephanie cried. Beads of sweat began to pop out on her forehead.
"No!!!" she screeched, "I've become a Jerichoholic groupie!"
Next morning at the McMahon residence:
"But Daddy why do I have to go? They don't need me as their chaperone."
"Because sweetie, the wrestlers need someone to babysit them to make sure they don't get into trouble, and a McMahon is just the person to do it."
"Well why not Shane, he's older."
"Yes, but not wiser. He'll likely spend most of his time making kissy kissy with Marissa."
"Fine," Stephanie pouted, digging into her scrambled eggs ferociously, "but I won't like it."
"Well, who said you had to have fun honey," Vince said comfortingly, as he patted her on the head.
Later that morning, at the arena:
"Everyone, may I have your attention please. Van Dam, would you take a moment to stop kissing your biceps and listen to me," Vince requested irritably.
"Oh, uh, sorry."
"Well, I think you have nice biceps Rob," Stacy said, squeezing his left arm.
"Why thank you Stacy, do you realize how much I work out to look this good, twice"...
"Dude, you use Stacker 2, you tub of lard," Adam(Edge) stated.
"Alright you two," Vince clapped his hands, "that's enough! Okay, I'm sending you all on a vacation, I think it would be a great treat for everyone. A nice break from getting beat senseless on a consistent basis."
"Whoo hoo! Where are we going?" Kurt asked.
"Universal studios."
"That reeks of awesomeness, California babes here we come!" Jay(Christian) said excitedly.
"Oh, not the one in California, the one in Florida," Vince informed them.
"Oh great, just like the sun, we'll burn up on impact," Adam muttered.
"Hey watch it, three quarters of us live there now," Chris warned.
"Yeah, while the rest of us are from there!" Amy defended.
"Hon, calm down," Matt said.
"No, I don't want to calm down! I"... Matt started nibbling on her ear. "Ooh, on second thought," Amy said as she fell against him.
"Oh, geeze, okay, where are the jaws of life, so I can pry them apart," Jeff complained.
"Alright, I am the Game and I say we listen to Vince," he argued.
"Yes, we know you're the Game, but we also know that you're at the bottom of the compost heap, Triple Turd, now sit down and shut up," commanded King Kurt.
"Uh...Uh..." Trip Turd found himself looking for an excuse to fling back at Kurt, but for some reason all he could do was go, ' Uh..Uh..', "That's not fair!" Paul yelled back, he crossed his arms like a little kid.
"Stop making fun of my husband, Triple H," Stephanie said, putting her arm around his waist, lovingly.
"Oh, please stop with 'Triple H, my husband - blah, blah, blah..' Dudette, we ALL know you got the hots for Jericho," Edge said in disgust, shaking his head. "It's like SOOOOOO obvious, dude.."
Jericho rubbed his foot around in a circle at Edge's comment. Edge noticed that Stephanie was doing the same thing.
"Oh for cryin' out loud!! Am I the only one that notice's it?!" Edge stated.
"How do you know I like her?" Jericho stated. "I mean, come on, she's a...McMahon!"
"It's so obvious, the way you look at each other when nobody's around, the way you walk, the way you guys chew each other out, DUH!" Christian stated.
"Can we stop talking about Jericho and Stephanie?" Stacy stated, irritated. "It's not like their DREAMING about each other, I mean gosh..."
Jericho quickly shot a glance at Stephanie. Stephanie returned his gaze. "I uh...have to go shower..." Stephanie said nervously.
Jericho shook his head ... that was NOT the image he needed right now...
"I mean let's talk about something else more productive.." Stacy paused, "Like me!"
"Now your talking," Rob said grinning.
"I'm always yakking," Stacy replied with a bright smile.
Just then Torrie Wilson walks into the room.
' SHE'S GOT LEGS, AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE 'EM....'
Kurt's jaw dropped to the ground. Christian looked, "Ewww..." He pushes his jaw back up to his mouth.
"Hi Torrie," Kurt said grinning.
"Hi Kurt," She said, tucking back a piece of hair behind her ear.
Kurt stopped grinning when she walked over to Triple H. "Hi Paul," She said, flirtatiously.
Kurt frowned. Torrie turned around to face Kurt, "Smile again Kurt, it's all cheeks and VERY cute..." She said winking at him.
* Oh yeah, she likes King Kurt... * Kurt thought.
* I'm SOOOOO trailing him along on a short leash... He's like a cheeky puppy dog... * Torrie thought, with a grin.
"Okay enough of that," Vince stated. "Okay, who wants to drive the limo?"
"Me! Me! Me!" Jeff said jumping up and down.
"Okay come on lets go," Vince replied.
They walked outside. Jeff's eyes bugged out of his head when he saw a Red Limo that matched Lita's shade of hair. "Ooooh....Who's is this?"
"It's the WWF's, do you like it?" Vince asked, with a smile.
Matt leaned in towards Amy and took a long whiff of her hair, "I do..." He said with a naughty grin.
Amy turned around, "Matt, what are you doing?"
Matt moved back quickly, "Oh nothing."
Matt helped Amy into the Limo and he sat next to her.
Jeff jumped into the drivers seat. He automatically saw that it was a V8. * Oh my gosh.. I always wanted to be Bo Duke! * He thought excitedly.
He revved up the engine. He even hit the horn, but to his disapproval, there was no Dixie horn. "Aw shucks." Jeff stated. He floored the Limo and it jerked forward, it's tires squealing. He wound down all the windows, even to get the Dukes effect.
Matt looked and saw a Howard Johnson pass by. "I'd love to go there with a certain someone. Hint, Hint, Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge..." Matt said grinning.
Stacy looked at Matt from the middle seat, "Sure, I'd love to. Just say when." She said with a smile.
The smile on Matt's face quickly faded, "How 'bout never," He muttered.
Amy turned and looked at him, "What did you say?"
"Just somethin' about a hint, wink and nudge. That and a
Howard Johnson," Matt muttered.
"Oh okay," Amy said.
Matt rolled his eyes, "Nobody gets hints around here..."
Rob thought he heard yelling from behind them. He turned around to see Matt.
"What are you looking at?" Matt asked, angrily.
"I'm trying to see past your head, dipstick," Rob replied.
"You little...Don't fall asleep on the plane!" Matt threatened.
Rob rolled his eyes. He looked around Matt's head to see Raven running behind the limo. "Jeepers! It's Raven!"
"Jeepers?" Matt questioned.
"It's an older saying, moron," Rob shot back.
Matt glared at Rob.
"Wait for me!" Raven yelled. "What about Me? What about Raven?" He whined.
"Jeff, pull over, we got excess baggage," Matt yelled.
Jeff in his Bo Duke/Speed Racer trance, put the pedal to the medal.
' GO SPEED RACER...GO SPEED RACER...GO SPEED RACER...GO!!!'
"Hey, didn't you hear him?" Vince said, slapping Jeff upside the head.
Jeff turned his head, "What? What did you say?"
"Pull over!" Vince yelled.
Jeff pulled over.
"I'll take care of this," Matt stated.
Matt got out of the car and walked back to where Raven was at. "C'Mon."
Raven was getting ready to get in the car when he saw Amy. "Hi Amy."
Matt instantly narrowed his eyes, and overprotective mode kicked in. "Nobody says hi to Amy unless it's me.."
"What?" Raven asked.
Matt grabbed him and went to the back of the car.
"Matt? What are you doing?" Amy asked.
"Yeah? What are you doing?" Raven whined.
Matt put him on the top of the Limo, "Putting you in the overhead compartment," Matt strapped him on the roof rack, but before he went back inside, he added: "Have a nice Trip. Thank you for riding Matt Express." He secured the straps and got back in the car.
The car started moving again.
"Where's Raven?" Amy asked.
Matt looked at Amy, "He decided he needed some Air."
"That's weird..." Rob stated, confused, "He told me he has allergy problems when he's outside.."
Matt heard sneezing from the roof, "Shut up up there!"
"I can't help it!" Raven replied.
"Where's Stephanie and Jericho?" Paul asked, looking back there.
"Hmmm....Good question," Matt replied. He looked back behind his seat to see Stephanie and Jericho smooching. Matt grinned, "Can't get enough kissy kissy?" Matt makes some kissing sounds. "Wow, Jericho, you know, your all dirty now? Who knows were she's been, remember she is a trash-bottom-feeding ho?"
Jericho gave Matt a dirty look, he yanked on Matt's hair.
"OWWW!" Matt yelled.
Amy turned and looked, "Stop it! Matt stop tormenting everyone. I'll give you something later if you stop."
Matt grinned, "Really? What? Tell Me!"
"No silly, it's a surprise, but you'll like it, I'm sure," Amy said excitedly.
"Oh, I'm sure I will," Matt said. He removed his hands from around Jericho's throat, knowing that Amy had a surprise for him.
After Jeff played SPEED RACER for the next fifteen minutes, they finally arrived at the airport. Vince got out of the car and saw Raven on the roof rack, "Get him off of there!" He yelled.
Matt reluctently un-tied Raven from the roof rack.
They all walked into the airport, Jericho right at Matt's heels.
"OW!" Matt yelled. "Back up, Jericho, your cramping my sexiness."
"What sexiness?" Jericho got in the center of the airport and yelled: "Did anyone see Matt's sexiness? Oh wait, maybe he left it in the Limo!" Jericho yelled, with a satisfied grin on his face.
Matt turned as red as Amy's hair. He looked at Amy, who was looking at him. "What sexiness?" She asked.
Matt's heart and ego-tistic feelings were smashed ... and to think by the woman he uh ... loved, yeah.
"I do to have sexiness ...." Matt retorted to Jericho. "You just haven't seen it ... yet," Matt said seductivly to Amy.
Amy raised an eyebrow, "Matt are you growing mushrooms or something'?"
"What!? No! A man of MY high intelligence would NEVER do that!" Matt replied. "But I bet Jericho would!" Matt snapped.
"Is that true?" Stephanie asked Jericho.
"Of course not. My daddy did the say 'No to Drugs', remember Daddy Jericho, he's a hocky player," Jericho replied.
"Oh, yes, that's right," Stephanie replied.
They sat down on some chairs.
"Oh my gosh! We forgot Nora!" Jeff said frantically.
"Chill man, she'll be here," Edge replied.
Before Jeff could respond he saw Nora walking towards them. "Hi Nora! How'd you get here?"
"I hitched a ride on this guy's motorcycle," She said smiling.
"You hitched a ride?" Jeff asked, surprised.
"Yes, why?"
"Oh, nevermind..."
"Why Jeffy, you never pictured me doing anything like that did you?" Nora asked, sweetly.
"Heck no!" Jeff spat out, "And please don't call me 'Jeffy' in public...it's humilating..."
"But it's so cute!" Nora said pinching his cheeks.
"Hey dude! I didn't know Crash was coming!" Edge stated.
Jericho looked and saw Crash standing in a line with a red and white hat and glasses. "Oh sure, it's 'Where's Crash?'. Don't you remember those books?" Jericho watched as Crash walked briskly to the bathroom.
"Oy Vay, how could I forget!" Edge replied, he whacked his forehead.
Jericho looked at him, "Don't do that, stupid. Only if you want half a brain like Matt."
Edge looked scared, "No, No, I don't. I want to keep MY sexiness, thank you."
Jericho rolled his eyes.
"Now boarding flight #709," The announcer said.
"That's us, let's go," Vince said.
They got in the line when Vince heard, running footsteps behind them.
Kane, Shane & Marissa, Chris Benoit, Perry Saturn and Trish Stratus came running towards them.
"Sorry, about that, we're late," Shane explained.
"People go on planes so they can use tiny bathrooms..." Perry stated, "Your Welcome."
They were about to get on the plane, when Stephanie remembered the number #709!
"Oh no, Chris!" Stephanie said, turning to him. She put her hands on his chest, "The number 709, is my bad luck number!"
Jericho was breaking a sweat. He had to think of something comforting and sweet to say to her ... and quick... Jericho looked at Stephanie, she was waiting, watching him. He felt as if he was going to crash and burn. "Don't worry Steph, everything is going to be okay," Jericho said putting his hand on her shoulder as he leaned in to kiss her, when he was interupted by Jeff.
"Hey are we gonna move here or not," Jeff stated.
Jericho let out a deep sigh and slowly led Stephanie into the plane. Chris J. helped her pick a seat and of course they were sitting next to each other. Matt and Amy sat down next to each other as the plane started to take off. Rob was already feeling sick on his stomach.
Matt looked up above him to see a light switch above his head, Matt got a childish look on his face and started pushing the buttons repeatedly.
The flight attendant walked over to Matt and tapped him on the shoulder, Matt quickly turned his head to look at the attendant.
"Sir, that's not a toy," The attendant said.
"I knew that, at least I have a brain unlike that man over there," Matt replied pointing over to a impatient and bored Jericho touching his nose.
The flight attendant eyes got wide and slowly walked off.
Matt watched the attendant till he was out of sight and started pushing the light buttons again.
Amy looked over to see Matt pushing the buttons and giggling like a little child, Amy lightly hit him in the arm.
"Matt don't do that," Amy whispered.
Matt looked at Amy with a sheepish look on his face as he slowly put his hands down on his lap.
Jericho was getting sleepy and falling asleep when a sharp kick to the back of his chair sent his head into the persons seat in front of him.
The guy in front of Jericho looked behind him an angry look on his face.
Jericho watched as the guy unbuckled his seatbelt and walked over to him.
"You should really sit down and buckle up," Jericho said.
The guy let out a growl and grabbed Jericho and took off his seatbelt and pulled him right out of his seat.
"Listen I didn't kick your chair the person behind me kicked mine which caused me to hit your chair," Jericho said whining.
The guy looked at the person behind Jericho.
"Did you kick his chair?" The guy asked.
The person shook his head no.
Just when the guy was ready to beat up Jericho a few attendants came out to stop the guy and were able to realease his grip off of Jericho's throat.
Jericho slowly walked back over to the chair and sat down.
The guy behind him still was kicking his chair but Jericho was holding the arms of his chair so he wouldn't hit the other guys chair.
Rob was getting bored so he decided to go see the pilots who were flying the plane, as Rob opened the door he saw all these buttons all in the cockpit.
"Hey guys do any of you wanna see any of my muscles?" Rob asked walking up to the front of the cockpit.
One of the pilots looked at Rob like he was crazy.
"Ok I'll take that as a yes," Rob stated with a smile.
Rob started to do every muscle pose there was that he could think of when there was a heavy turbulence.
Rob was starting to lose his balance but was trying to keep his balance but couldn't as Rob fell he let out a scream as he fell he hit the controller causing it to push forward, the plane started to dip and was doing a nose dive.
Matt gripped his seat tightly because he didn't know what was going to happen next.
Amy was scared so she cuddled up next to Matt.
The plane started to lift back up and Matt let go of the seat.
The cockpit door flung open and Rob was tossed out the door and landed next to Matt.
Rob slowly got up and looked at Matt.
"Rob what did you do?" Matt asked.
"Well I was showing the pilots my muscles and I fell on the controller," Rob responded.
"Dudette you scream like a girl," Edge stated.
"That wasn't a scream that was a war cry," Rob replied.
"Yeah sure thing dudette you think what you wanna think but I know that was definitely a girly scream," Edge said.
Rob slowly walked back to his seat and turned around and looked at Matt.
"Do you wanna see my muscles?" Rob asked.
"No!" Matt yelled.
"I do," Stacy said giggling.
Rob turned around and grinned at Stacy and started doing every muscle pose he could think of and this time he didn't fall.
Trish was yakking away to Benoit and well Benoit really didn't seem interested.
"So Chris are you busy tonight? maybe we can go out later," Trish said flirtatiously.
Chris Benoit unbuckled his seatbelt and walked over to a another row of seats and sat down.
Trish slammed her arms down on her chair.
*Why did I do that? That hurt my pretty little arms* Trish thought.
Nora was talking to Jeff about what should they do first when they land while Jeff was falling asleep when Nora was talking to him.
Nora hit him on the arm, Jeff shot up and looked at Nora dazed and confused.
"It's not nice to fall asleep when someone is talking to you," Nora said pinching his cheeks.
Jericho was getting really angry with the person behind him.
Jericho turned to look at the guy.
"Do that one more time and I'll hurt you!" Jericho yelled.
After that Jericho had said that the next few minutes the guy didn't kick Jericho's chair.
Jericho let out a sigh and started to fall asleep when Jericho felt a kick bang on his chair almost knocking him out of the chair, Jericho turned around and looked at the guy with an a ngry look in his eyes.
"Oh, I'm scared what are you gonna do?" The guy taunted.
Jericho just grinned at the guy.
"This is what I'm gonna do!" Jericho replied.
Jericho slowly moved his head back and head butted the guy, knocking him out cold.
"Now he shouldn't bother me through the rest of the flight," Jericho said.
Meanwhile the pilots wiped their brows and shook their heads, "Who was that lunatic?"
"Beats me, some over muscled guy with nothing but air between his ears."
"Yeah, and I could have sworn he screamed like a girl too."
"It was a war cry," Van Dam said, opening the cockpit door up again. "How many times do I have to tell you people," RVD said in exasperation.
"Dude, shut up Edge and I are trying to get our beauty sleep."
"Yeah, you could sure use it, maybe it'll keep you from uglying away," RVD retorted.
"Why you!" Christian exploded, lunging out of his chair. Chris Benoit jumped in front of Christian,"Look we will have no more fights on this flight!"
"Speak for yourself!" Christian retorted pushing him out of the way. Fuming, Benoit launched himself in between the two wrestling stars, only to make direct contact with RVD's fist. A white object went flying through the air, and landed in Stacy's lap.
"Ooh, looky guys, a tooth!" she exclaimed.
Matt rolled his eyes, "It's Benoit's tooth you ditz!"
"Oh," Stacy said disappointed, "I'd much rather have yours."
Matt stared at Stacy in shock, "Your nuts!"
"Uh, oh," Jericho leaned over and whispered to Matt, "now Rob's done it, he's ruined Chris's most prized possesion, his smile. Now Chris is going to kill him."
"Got any popcorn?" Matt asked.
"You ruined my smile!" Benoit yelled in rage. "It was the one great thing I had going for me. Your dead meat!"
"No, I'm not," RVD said simply, "Edge is," Rob said, shoving Edge in front of him.
"Aiee!" It was Edge's turn to scream like a girl.
End Of Chapter One
Please review:-)
This is kind of a parody/humor/romance, so, I, Nogeilogirl, am skewering everyone in this, just for the fun of it. So, please don't take it seriously. Thanks, :)
Story By: NogeiloGirl, Sgt. Mike and Lt. Eagle Eyes
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the wrestlers in this story. The WWF does. We do not make money off of this.
Note: E-mail and ask before putting on any other sites.
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Chapter 1:
The audience chanted, "Jericho, Jericho."
*My fans love me,* Jericho thought to himself with a smile. He looked over at the thousands of adoring female fans practically drooling, staring at Jericho with their tongues hanging out of their mouths. Suddenly, he spotted a tall young woman with a humongus pimple on her chin!
*Eww, Steph is that you?*
"In the flesh," she purred as she leaned closer in, her lips touching his.
"Aah!" Chris yelled in terror, as he fell out of bed.
"Quiet up there you, you young hoodlum, a creaky voice rasped from the floor below him.
"It was only a dream," Chris said, breathing a sigh of relief.
Jericho came running down the ramp, surrounded by female fans screaming "Y2J, Y2J!"
"Go ahead, take your shirt off Jericho- you hunk of man, you!" a certain chestnut young woman said. Jericho turned toward the voice and winked. Within seconds, he had literally ripped the shirt off his chest.
"Ooh, he's soo strong!" Stephanie said, swooning.
Stephanie sat bolt upright in her bed, breathing heavily.
*Thank goodness it was only a dream,* Stephanie thought in relief.
"I don't won't to look at Jericho that way. Nevver Evver!" Stephanie cried. Beads of sweat began to pop out on her forehead.
"No!!!" she screeched, "I've become a Jerichoholic groupie!"
Next morning at the McMahon residence:
"But Daddy why do I have to go? They don't need me as their chaperone."
"Because sweetie, the wrestlers need someone to babysit them to make sure they don't get into trouble, and a McMahon is just the person to do it."
"Well why not Shane, he's older."
"Yes, but not wiser. He'll likely spend most of his time making kissy kissy with Marissa."
"Fine," Stephanie pouted, digging into her scrambled eggs ferociously, "but I won't like it."
"Well, who said you had to have fun honey," Vince said comfortingly, as he patted her on the head.
Later that morning, at the arena:
"Everyone, may I have your attention please. Van Dam, would you take a moment to stop kissing your biceps and listen to me," Vince requested irritably.
"Oh, uh, sorry."
"Well, I think you have nice biceps Rob," Stacy said, squeezing his left arm.
"Why thank you Stacy, do you realize how much I work out to look this good, twice"...
"Dude, you use Stacker 2, you tub of lard," Adam(Edge) stated.
"Alright you two," Vince clapped his hands, "that's enough! Okay, I'm sending you all on a vacation, I think it would be a great treat for everyone. A nice break from getting beat senseless on a consistent basis."
"Whoo hoo! Where are we going?" Kurt asked.
"Universal studios."
"That reeks of awesomeness, California babes here we come!" Jay(Christian) said excitedly.
"Oh, not the one in California, the one in Florida," Vince informed them.
"Oh great, just like the sun, we'll burn up on impact," Adam muttered.
"Hey watch it, three quarters of us live there now," Chris warned.
"Yeah, while the rest of us are from there!" Amy defended.
"Hon, calm down," Matt said.
"No, I don't want to calm down! I"... Matt started nibbling on her ear. "Ooh, on second thought," Amy said as she fell against him.
"Oh, geeze, okay, where are the jaws of life, so I can pry them apart," Jeff complained.
"Alright, I am the Game and I say we listen to Vince," he argued.
"Yes, we know you're the Game, but we also know that you're at the bottom of the compost heap, Triple Turd, now sit down and shut up," commanded King Kurt.
"Uh...Uh..." Trip Turd found himself looking for an excuse to fling back at Kurt, but for some reason all he could do was go, ' Uh..Uh..', "That's not fair!" Paul yelled back, he crossed his arms like a little kid.
"Stop making fun of my husband, Triple H," Stephanie said, putting her arm around his waist, lovingly.
"Oh, please stop with 'Triple H, my husband - blah, blah, blah..' Dudette, we ALL know you got the hots for Jericho," Edge said in disgust, shaking his head. "It's like SOOOOOO obvious, dude.."
Jericho rubbed his foot around in a circle at Edge's comment. Edge noticed that Stephanie was doing the same thing.
"Oh for cryin' out loud!! Am I the only one that notice's it?!" Edge stated.
"How do you know I like her?" Jericho stated. "I mean, come on, she's a...McMahon!"
"It's so obvious, the way you look at each other when nobody's around, the way you walk, the way you guys chew each other out, DUH!" Christian stated.
"Can we stop talking about Jericho and Stephanie?" Stacy stated, irritated. "It's not like their DREAMING about each other, I mean gosh..."
Jericho quickly shot a glance at Stephanie. Stephanie returned his gaze. "I uh...have to go shower..." Stephanie said nervously.
Jericho shook his head ... that was NOT the image he needed right now...
"I mean let's talk about something else more productive.." Stacy paused, "Like me!"
"Now your talking," Rob said grinning.
"I'm always yakking," Stacy replied with a bright smile.
Just then Torrie Wilson walks into the room.
' SHE'S GOT LEGS, AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE 'EM....'
Kurt's jaw dropped to the ground. Christian looked, "Ewww..." He pushes his jaw back up to his mouth.
"Hi Torrie," Kurt said grinning.
"Hi Kurt," She said, tucking back a piece of hair behind her ear.
Kurt stopped grinning when she walked over to Triple H. "Hi Paul," She said, flirtatiously.
Kurt frowned. Torrie turned around to face Kurt, "Smile again Kurt, it's all cheeks and VERY cute..." She said winking at him.
* Oh yeah, she likes King Kurt... * Kurt thought.
* I'm SOOOOO trailing him along on a short leash... He's like a cheeky puppy dog... * Torrie thought, with a grin.
"Okay enough of that," Vince stated. "Okay, who wants to drive the limo?"
"Me! Me! Me!" Jeff said jumping up and down.
"Okay come on lets go," Vince replied.
They walked outside. Jeff's eyes bugged out of his head when he saw a Red Limo that matched Lita's shade of hair. "Ooooh....Who's is this?"
"It's the WWF's, do you like it?" Vince asked, with a smile.
Matt leaned in towards Amy and took a long whiff of her hair, "I do..." He said with a naughty grin.
Amy turned around, "Matt, what are you doing?"
Matt moved back quickly, "Oh nothing."
Matt helped Amy into the Limo and he sat next to her.
Jeff jumped into the drivers seat. He automatically saw that it was a V8. * Oh my gosh.. I always wanted to be Bo Duke! * He thought excitedly.
He revved up the engine. He even hit the horn, but to his disapproval, there was no Dixie horn. "Aw shucks." Jeff stated. He floored the Limo and it jerked forward, it's tires squealing. He wound down all the windows, even to get the Dukes effect.
Matt looked and saw a Howard Johnson pass by. "I'd love to go there with a certain someone. Hint, Hint, Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge..." Matt said grinning.
Stacy looked at Matt from the middle seat, "Sure, I'd love to. Just say when." She said with a smile.
The smile on Matt's face quickly faded, "How 'bout never," He muttered.
Amy turned and looked at him, "What did you say?"
"Just somethin' about a hint, wink and nudge. That and a
Howard Johnson," Matt muttered.
"Oh okay," Amy said.
Matt rolled his eyes, "Nobody gets hints around here..."
Rob thought he heard yelling from behind them. He turned around to see Matt.
"What are you looking at?" Matt asked, angrily.
"I'm trying to see past your head, dipstick," Rob replied.
"You little...Don't fall asleep on the plane!" Matt threatened.
Rob rolled his eyes. He looked around Matt's head to see Raven running behind the limo. "Jeepers! It's Raven!"
"Jeepers?" Matt questioned.
"It's an older saying, moron," Rob shot back.
Matt glared at Rob.
"Wait for me!" Raven yelled. "What about Me? What about Raven?" He whined.
"Jeff, pull over, we got excess baggage," Matt yelled.
Jeff in his Bo Duke/Speed Racer trance, put the pedal to the medal.
' GO SPEED RACER...GO SPEED RACER...GO SPEED RACER...GO!!!'
"Hey, didn't you hear him?" Vince said, slapping Jeff upside the head.
Jeff turned his head, "What? What did you say?"
"Pull over!" Vince yelled.
Jeff pulled over.
"I'll take care of this," Matt stated.
Matt got out of the car and walked back to where Raven was at. "C'Mon."
Raven was getting ready to get in the car when he saw Amy. "Hi Amy."
Matt instantly narrowed his eyes, and overprotective mode kicked in. "Nobody says hi to Amy unless it's me.."
"What?" Raven asked.
Matt grabbed him and went to the back of the car.
"Matt? What are you doing?" Amy asked.
"Yeah? What are you doing?" Raven whined.
Matt put him on the top of the Limo, "Putting you in the overhead compartment," Matt strapped him on the roof rack, but before he went back inside, he added: "Have a nice Trip. Thank you for riding Matt Express." He secured the straps and got back in the car.
The car started moving again.
"Where's Raven?" Amy asked.
Matt looked at Amy, "He decided he needed some Air."
"That's weird..." Rob stated, confused, "He told me he has allergy problems when he's outside.."
Matt heard sneezing from the roof, "Shut up up there!"
"I can't help it!" Raven replied.
"Where's Stephanie and Jericho?" Paul asked, looking back there.
"Hmmm....Good question," Matt replied. He looked back behind his seat to see Stephanie and Jericho smooching. Matt grinned, "Can't get enough kissy kissy?" Matt makes some kissing sounds. "Wow, Jericho, you know, your all dirty now? Who knows were she's been, remember she is a trash-bottom-feeding ho?"
Jericho gave Matt a dirty look, he yanked on Matt's hair.
"OWWW!" Matt yelled.
Amy turned and looked, "Stop it! Matt stop tormenting everyone. I'll give you something later if you stop."
Matt grinned, "Really? What? Tell Me!"
"No silly, it's a surprise, but you'll like it, I'm sure," Amy said excitedly.
"Oh, I'm sure I will," Matt said. He removed his hands from around Jericho's throat, knowing that Amy had a surprise for him.
After Jeff played SPEED RACER for the next fifteen minutes, they finally arrived at the airport. Vince got out of the car and saw Raven on the roof rack, "Get him off of there!" He yelled.
Matt reluctently un-tied Raven from the roof rack.
They all walked into the airport, Jericho right at Matt's heels.
"OW!" Matt yelled. "Back up, Jericho, your cramping my sexiness."
"What sexiness?" Jericho got in the center of the airport and yelled: "Did anyone see Matt's sexiness? Oh wait, maybe he left it in the Limo!" Jericho yelled, with a satisfied grin on his face.
Matt turned as red as Amy's hair. He looked at Amy, who was looking at him. "What sexiness?" She asked.
Matt's heart and ego-tistic feelings were smashed ... and to think by the woman he uh ... loved, yeah.
"I do to have sexiness ...." Matt retorted to Jericho. "You just haven't seen it ... yet," Matt said seductivly to Amy.
Amy raised an eyebrow, "Matt are you growing mushrooms or something'?"
"What!? No! A man of MY high intelligence would NEVER do that!" Matt replied. "But I bet Jericho would!" Matt snapped.
"Is that true?" Stephanie asked Jericho.
"Of course not. My daddy did the say 'No to Drugs', remember Daddy Jericho, he's a hocky player," Jericho replied.
"Oh, yes, that's right," Stephanie replied.
They sat down on some chairs.
"Oh my gosh! We forgot Nora!" Jeff said frantically.
"Chill man, she'll be here," Edge replied.
Before Jeff could respond he saw Nora walking towards them. "Hi Nora! How'd you get here?"
"I hitched a ride on this guy's motorcycle," She said smiling.
"You hitched a ride?" Jeff asked, surprised.
"Yes, why?"
"Oh, nevermind..."
"Why Jeffy, you never pictured me doing anything like that did you?" Nora asked, sweetly.
"Heck no!" Jeff spat out, "And please don't call me 'Jeffy' in public...it's humilating..."
"But it's so cute!" Nora said pinching his cheeks.
"Hey dude! I didn't know Crash was coming!" Edge stated.
Jericho looked and saw Crash standing in a line with a red and white hat and glasses. "Oh sure, it's 'Where's Crash?'. Don't you remember those books?" Jericho watched as Crash walked briskly to the bathroom.
"Oy Vay, how could I forget!" Edge replied, he whacked his forehead.
Jericho looked at him, "Don't do that, stupid. Only if you want half a brain like Matt."
Edge looked scared, "No, No, I don't. I want to keep MY sexiness, thank you."
Jericho rolled his eyes.
"Now boarding flight #709," The announcer said.
"That's us, let's go," Vince said.
They got in the line when Vince heard, running footsteps behind them.
Kane, Shane & Marissa, Chris Benoit, Perry Saturn and Trish Stratus came running towards them.
"Sorry, about that, we're late," Shane explained.
"People go on planes so they can use tiny bathrooms..." Perry stated, "Your Welcome."
They were about to get on the plane, when Stephanie remembered the number #709!
"Oh no, Chris!" Stephanie said, turning to him. She put her hands on his chest, "The number 709, is my bad luck number!"
Jericho was breaking a sweat. He had to think of something comforting and sweet to say to her ... and quick... Jericho looked at Stephanie, she was waiting, watching him. He felt as if he was going to crash and burn. "Don't worry Steph, everything is going to be okay," Jericho said putting his hand on her shoulder as he leaned in to kiss her, when he was interupted by Jeff.
"Hey are we gonna move here or not," Jeff stated.
Jericho let out a deep sigh and slowly led Stephanie into the plane. Chris J. helped her pick a seat and of course they were sitting next to each other. Matt and Amy sat down next to each other as the plane started to take off. Rob was already feeling sick on his stomach.
Matt looked up above him to see a light switch above his head, Matt got a childish look on his face and started pushing the buttons repeatedly.
The flight attendant walked over to Matt and tapped him on the shoulder, Matt quickly turned his head to look at the attendant.
"Sir, that's not a toy," The attendant said.
"I knew that, at least I have a brain unlike that man over there," Matt replied pointing over to a impatient and bored Jericho touching his nose.
The flight attendant eyes got wide and slowly walked off.
Matt watched the attendant till he was out of sight and started pushing the light buttons again.
Amy looked over to see Matt pushing the buttons and giggling like a little child, Amy lightly hit him in the arm.
"Matt don't do that," Amy whispered.
Matt looked at Amy with a sheepish look on his face as he slowly put his hands down on his lap.
Jericho was getting sleepy and falling asleep when a sharp kick to the back of his chair sent his head into the persons seat in front of him.
The guy in front of Jericho looked behind him an angry look on his face.
Jericho watched as the guy unbuckled his seatbelt and walked over to him.
"You should really sit down and buckle up," Jericho said.
The guy let out a growl and grabbed Jericho and took off his seatbelt and pulled him right out of his seat.
"Listen I didn't kick your chair the person behind me kicked mine which caused me to hit your chair," Jericho said whining.
The guy looked at the person behind Jericho.
"Did you kick his chair?" The guy asked.
The person shook his head no.
Just when the guy was ready to beat up Jericho a few attendants came out to stop the guy and were able to realease his grip off of Jericho's throat.
Jericho slowly walked back over to the chair and sat down.
The guy behind him still was kicking his chair but Jericho was holding the arms of his chair so he wouldn't hit the other guys chair.
Rob was getting bored so he decided to go see the pilots who were flying the plane, as Rob opened the door he saw all these buttons all in the cockpit.
"Hey guys do any of you wanna see any of my muscles?" Rob asked walking up to the front of the cockpit.
One of the pilots looked at Rob like he was crazy.
"Ok I'll take that as a yes," Rob stated with a smile.
Rob started to do every muscle pose there was that he could think of when there was a heavy turbulence.
Rob was starting to lose his balance but was trying to keep his balance but couldn't as Rob fell he let out a scream as he fell he hit the controller causing it to push forward, the plane started to dip and was doing a nose dive.
Matt gripped his seat tightly because he didn't know what was going to happen next.
Amy was scared so she cuddled up next to Matt.
The plane started to lift back up and Matt let go of the seat.
The cockpit door flung open and Rob was tossed out the door and landed next to Matt.
Rob slowly got up and looked at Matt.
"Rob what did you do?" Matt asked.
"Well I was showing the pilots my muscles and I fell on the controller," Rob responded.
"Dudette you scream like a girl," Edge stated.
"That wasn't a scream that was a war cry," Rob replied.
"Yeah sure thing dudette you think what you wanna think but I know that was definitely a girly scream," Edge said.
Rob slowly walked back to his seat and turned around and looked at Matt.
"Do you wanna see my muscles?" Rob asked.
"No!" Matt yelled.
"I do," Stacy said giggling.
Rob turned around and grinned at Stacy and started doing every muscle pose he could think of and this time he didn't fall.
Trish was yakking away to Benoit and well Benoit really didn't seem interested.
"So Chris are you busy tonight? maybe we can go out later," Trish said flirtatiously.
Chris Benoit unbuckled his seatbelt and walked over to a another row of seats and sat down.
Trish slammed her arms down on her chair.
*Why did I do that? That hurt my pretty little arms* Trish thought.
Nora was talking to Jeff about what should they do first when they land while Jeff was falling asleep when Nora was talking to him.
Nora hit him on the arm, Jeff shot up and looked at Nora dazed and confused.
"It's not nice to fall asleep when someone is talking to you," Nora said pinching his cheeks.
Jericho was getting really angry with the person behind him.
Jericho turned to look at the guy.
"Do that one more time and I'll hurt you!" Jericho yelled.
After that Jericho had said that the next few minutes the guy didn't kick Jericho's chair.
Jericho let out a sigh and started to fall asleep when Jericho felt a kick bang on his chair almost knocking him out of the chair, Jericho turned around and looked at the guy with an a ngry look in his eyes.
"Oh, I'm scared what are you gonna do?" The guy taunted.
Jericho just grinned at the guy.
"This is what I'm gonna do!" Jericho replied.
Jericho slowly moved his head back and head butted the guy, knocking him out cold.
"Now he shouldn't bother me through the rest of the flight," Jericho said.
Meanwhile the pilots wiped their brows and shook their heads, "Who was that lunatic?"
"Beats me, some over muscled guy with nothing but air between his ears."
"Yeah, and I could have sworn he screamed like a girl too."
"It was a war cry," Van Dam said, opening the cockpit door up again. "How many times do I have to tell you people," RVD said in exasperation.
"Dude, shut up Edge and I are trying to get our beauty sleep."
"Yeah, you could sure use it, maybe it'll keep you from uglying away," RVD retorted.
"Why you!" Christian exploded, lunging out of his chair. Chris Benoit jumped in front of Christian,"Look we will have no more fights on this flight!"
"Speak for yourself!" Christian retorted pushing him out of the way. Fuming, Benoit launched himself in between the two wrestling stars, only to make direct contact with RVD's fist. A white object went flying through the air, and landed in Stacy's lap.
"Ooh, looky guys, a tooth!" she exclaimed.
Matt rolled his eyes, "It's Benoit's tooth you ditz!"
"Oh," Stacy said disappointed, "I'd much rather have yours."
Matt stared at Stacy in shock, "Your nuts!"
"Uh, oh," Jericho leaned over and whispered to Matt, "now Rob's done it, he's ruined Chris's most prized possesion, his smile. Now Chris is going to kill him."
"Got any popcorn?" Matt asked.
"You ruined my smile!" Benoit yelled in rage. "It was the one great thing I had going for me. Your dead meat!"
"No, I'm not," RVD said simply, "Edge is," Rob said, shoving Edge in front of him.
"Aiee!" It was Edge's turn to scream like a girl.
End Of Chapter One
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