A/N: First two chapters are Letters of Why.
Prologue 1: Tweak Tweek' Good Bye
To people who don't know me,
Hello everyone! You might know me as, 'the strange boy who twitches.' Or maybe, 'Coffee addicted freak.' But my real name is Tweek Tweak, a weird name uh? So, all the rumors you have probably heard, some are true, some aren't. However you shall know that I AM a capable boy, ah I'm 13 years old. If I sound interesting to you, which is HIGHLY unlikely, I am sorry to say you may never see me again, because after you had read this, I left. I ran away for serious reasons. Besides, I probably wouldn't even meet you face to face because you scare me! People are dangerous!
To my family,
I love you mom and dad, even though you never believe me, which is one of the reasons of my leaving. Why doesn't anybody ever trust me? Why doesn't anybody understand me? You've noticed my sudden change in behavior, I'm sure. It was because I'm tired of it all. I'm tired of being scared of going to sleep, the gnomes will get me! I'm tired of no one believing me when I say I see and hear things, when it's true! I'm tired of being teased at school for my uncontrolled spasms. I'm tired of having a freaking paranoia over every little thing. I'm tired of you guys not caring for me, and apologizing to the school or other adults about me. You probably won't even read this! I'm waaaay too scared to kill my self, oh Jesus Christ no! Running away is the best option for me and a way out. Hopefully I'll be rid of those vile gnomes trying to eat me at night, eww. Don't worry, I'll be just fine on my own, I have gathered and prepared myself for the worst out there! Now you may ask, 'Well, if you fear so many things, why run away alone out into the world?' One, the world is an fantasy place where anything could happen, terrifying! I'm scared to freaking live man! So yes, why oh why would I run away alone? I'm not alone, I have my trusty 'I love Coffee' blankie. That will surely protect me from the threatening things of the place we call Earth. Right? Anyways, before I wimp out and don't leave South Park, I would like to say how I view life and the world, that's fine?
Okay, as I said before, the world is a fantasy land. I'm not sure if God is real, and he created such a horrible place for his people to be in, or if nature created itself. Or the big bang theory is true. That's why the world is so-Jesus!-frightful. I don't know who's watching me for Christ Sakes! If God's real, he must be staring at me right? How horrid is that, he's ALWAYS watching. But if he isn't here, then how did everything get here? Why are you here? Why am I here? Why is anything here? I think it's obvious I'm scared of religion and God. Oh don't forget the Devil, YIKES! I swear to you he spoke to me in my-wait, you won't believe me. I'll just shut my trap right here! So there we have it, good byes. I love you, wish me luck!
To Clyde and Butters, my only friends,
I apologize for not giving you an heads up about my leaving, I feared you guys might stop me. Now that it's too late, you know. I don't know why you're the few people who liked me, or why I let you in my disturbed life, but I don't regret it. I hope maybe one day we'll meet again, as better stronger persons. Or perhaps you're already celebrating my leaving, because I've always kinda thought you two just became my friends out of pity. Pity for the shaking crying boy who screams every freaking 7 minutes. You don't have to worry about that anymore. Although, if you truly liked me, I'm shocked and glad for it. That's all I really have to say, if you want to know why I left, ask my parents, they should tell you. You two were great buddies, though you petrified me.
To Clyde only,
Please don't sell my things.
To my Teachers,
I'm sure you all are cheering for not having to deal with an deranged boy anymore, I'm ok with that. Plus you scared me with all your knowledge and what not, though math is the best subject.
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