Dear Diary
Dear diary,
Today a new tom came to the junkyard! I want to meet him! Munkustrap says I'm obnoxious enough already and the tom's a bad influence on kittens, but I'm not a kitten, I'm over a year old. Besides, I've heard Munkustrap telling the others I'm a bad influence, so I know he's talking "stuff-and-nonsense" as Jellylorum would say. I wonder what the new tom's name is?
Sincerely,
Rumpelteazer
Dear diary,
As of today, I'm a Jellicle. I don't think the grey tom likes me very much. I can't remember his name though. I think it was something starting with M, like Monkeyshine or Motleystripes. Anyway, there were so many cats there that it was confusing. The really weird thing was that I thought I saw my mom looking at me, looking how she was when I was a kitten, all young and pretty and stuff. Maybe I was just feeling homesick or something.
-Mungo
Dear diary,
Remember the new tom I told you about? His name is Mungojerrie, and my owners got him from the pound because he looks almost exactly like me. He seems nice. I think we're going to get along well together.
Sincerely,
Rumpelteazer
Dear diary,
I don't know whether this is a good or bad thing, but at least I won't be lonely. One of the other Jellicles, Rumpelteazer, also belongs to my new owners. At least she has a sense of humour, even if she is a bit too bubbly for her own good. Maybe I'll teach her to help me steal, if she can keep quiet enough. She already knows how to break things, at least.
-Mungo
Dear diary,
I'm writing this from my hiding place under Old Deuteronomy's tire. I guess Munkustrap didn't like Mungojerrie - the new tom - and I redecorating the Junkyard. Hehehe.
Sincerely,
Rumpelteazer