A/N: This is my first Pendragon Fanfiction. So if you don't like it… Suck it up. Some spoilers from Rivers of Zadaa.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pendragon or the characters.
Confession
Bobby Pendragon watched as Saint Dane disappeared into the flume. He was in shock about a couple of things. One: he killed Saint Dane but he came back to life, and two: Saint Dane stabbed Loor and she was now on the ground before him, dying. Right. Thought Bobby. I should probably do something about that. He ran to Loor's side. She was unconscious and blood was everywhere. "No!" whispered Bobby as he picked Loor up. She barely had a pulse so Bobby thought that there would never be a better time to confess some stuff. "Loor," he said. " I lust want you to know that I always loved you more than Courtney. I mean the more I think about it, the more I realize that she is a total bitch! I mean can we say drama queen?" Bobby looked down at Loor after he realized that she wouldn't be saying anything. "Riiight." That's when he noticed something strange.
Bobby leaned down towards Loor's blood. He frowned. "Loor, your blood looks a lot like ketchup." Bobby picked some up on his finger and brought it towards his lips. Without really thinking about how weird and wrong this was, he licked it off. When the taste hit his tongue, he dropped Loor and stood up. "NOT FUNNY!" He yelled as Loor started laughing. Saint Dane came back out of the flume, also laughing. He walked over to Loor and gave her a high five.
"Bobby," Loor said between laughs. "You should have seen your face!"
"Yeah!" said Saint Dane, who was slowly calming down. "It was hilarious!" Bobby was starting to get mad.
"I saw you stab her! She barely had a pulse!"
"Nah!" said Saint Dane. "We made you think that you saw me stab her. Her pulse was normal, you were just freaking out."
"I am so confuzzled right now." said Bobby. He looked at Saint Dane. "You're like a child in a funny outfit!" He turned back to Loor. "And you! SHAME!" He said, while pointing at her. Bobby then remembered what he confessed to Loor when she was 'dying.' "Wait… So that means you heard my confession?" he asked Loor, embarrassed.
"Yeah, I did." Said Loor. " And I can totally say drama queen!" She laughed, walked over to Bobby and kissed him.
"EEEWWW!" Screeched Saint Dane. Bobby glared at him.
"Shouldn't you be trying to kill us all?"
"Oh! Right!" Saint Dane said, as he turned toward the flume." I will one day make your life horrible with my nefarious plans!" He walked towards the flume but at the last second he wiped out and landed on his face.
"Would you like a side of epic with that fail?" Asked Bobby, smiling.
"Shut your face!" Yelled Saint Dane. He jumped up, shouted "Quillan!" and was gone.
"And so we go." Said Bobby. "But first I should probably do some squats."
"Why squats?" Asked Loor.
"Squats always make me 'feel the burn'."
"You are such an idiot."
"And you love me for it." Loor rolled her eyes and walked away. "Right?" Asked Bobby. "Loor? Right?" Bobby sighed. "Hobey ho let's go." He then stated doing some gorgeous, stunning squats.
The End!
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