Hey, guys, I am alive. This story was what I was working on when my laptop died. I have to say "thank you Google Docs" if it wasn't for them you all wouldn't be seeing this story. So this story popped into my head while watching Cweepypata on YouTube what if LJ and Sally had a kid? Since one is a ghost and the other is like a ghost they would need to take a human form and this is what came from that...
Laughing Jack- James
Sally- Lily
Jeff- Sirius
Lou- Remus
Hoody- Snape
Harry at 3 changes into his creep form he looks like a minny LJ at the height of a 6-year-old (instead of Harry's normal height of a 1-year-old), with glowing green eyes, the clothes are in LJ's style about with bits of green and red.
Third person view
4 Privet Drive
It was a normal day at 4 Privet Drive well normal for them. In the house lived the Dursley's a family of three and a child unknown to the Nabors was living with them. The unknown child was a three-year-old boy who was forced to cook the others breakfast that he, of course, would not eat since Freak wasn't allowed to eat at less that is what the others told him. The boy did not need to eat anyway for some reason much to the others anger the boy never got hungry or needed to drink. When the others came down to eat the adult male of the family decided he would get rid of the Freak today so he grabbed the boy and drag him into the kitchen. Once there he grabbed one of the knife's out of the butcher block and went to stab the boy. The boy in fear activated a secret that was hidden inside of him that he gained from his parents.
Unknown to everyone inside a 12-year-old looking boy was standing outside the window seeing everything that was happening in the house and he knocked the door down just as the knife was about to hit the small boy only for the small boy to grab the knife in a clawed hand. "Harry" the 12-year-old looking boy spoke with a smile that showed his permanent smile to the others "let's remove this trash then I will bring you to your parents."
Jeff's view
It was weird putting people to SLEEP in the day but my godson needed help since a newborn creep is very weak in the beginning 'though he is handling his first kill quite well' I thought after I put Petunia to SLEEP and seeing Harry ripe Vernon apart with his claws that were like his fathers. Smiling from the site I turned to the final Dursley 3-year-old Dudley who was hiding under the table.
"Harry what should we do with him?"
His answer came in the form of a piece of candy that I knew what it did from the few times LJ spared a kid.
"Good idea but let's put the kid outside first don't want to give the kid more than one Forgetter" I said as I dragged the kid out from under the table and to the front yard and forced the piece of candy into his mouth then locked the door so he couldn't get back in.
"You ready to go, Harry?"
He nodded his head.
"Harry before we go you can talk you know you don't need to be quiet all the time your free."
"I know" Harry whispered.
"All right let's go home and get you a bath" I chuckled since Harry was covered in blood from head to toe as we headed out the back door locking it as well.
Later at Slender Manor
Jeff's view
As soon as I stepped into the front door I heard Sally yell "JEFF SIRIUS BLACK WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WE WERE JUST ORGANIZING A SEARCH PARTY FOR YOU!"
"Oh sh…..oot I forgot I snuck out" I whispered to Harry "well at least you will meet everyone right away."
"Brother who are you talking to," Lou asked noticing that I was talking to someone behind me.
"Guy's before I show you who it is I need you all to sit down" I stated waiting for the room full of creeps to sit "now everyone I would like you to meet" I paused and stepped out of the way "Harry."
Sally's view
In the doorway was a boy that was as tall as a six year old that looked like a minny LJ that was covered in blood with glowing green eyes just like mine right away I knew he was our son the only reason LJ and I took on human lives before I knew it I was hugging our son and crying happy tears into my sons hair and after a few seconds I felt Harry's and LJ's arms around me and their own tears. After we calmed down "Harry where were you we looked everywhere for you after we woke up from the attack that killed our human selves?"
"What are you talking about Mom Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon said you died in a car crash and Dad was a drunk," Harry asked in a whisper that was loud enough for everyone in the room to hear causing the room to fill with a strong killing intent that I could see scared Harry.
"Harry honey let's get you a bath then I will introduce you to everyone, ok?" Harry nodded and I brought him to the bathroom after seeing what was hidden under his clothes made me want to kill someone but pushed it down to not scare Harry my only thoughts in my mind was 'how could they hurt my boy so', 'Dumbledore will pay for leaving my son there', and 'it's a good thing I made the potions that heal the body, removes scars, removes blocks, and kills soul fragments say goodbye V HEHEHAHAHA!'
In the Living Room
LJ's view
"Tell me those monsters are dead Sirius," I told Jeff.
"Don't worry James, Harry and I killed his Aunt and Uncle though we did spear his cousin. He won't remember anything Harry gave him a Forgetter" Jeff smiled "he has your gift of candy."
"The magic world is doomed" Lou snickered.
"Would Harry still be on the list?" Slendy questioned.
"The human Harry didn't die when he turned though I question if it was ever alive" Jeff stated.
"What, tick, makes you, crake, think that?" Toby asked.
"I read their minds before the Uncle almost killed Harry and found out he hasn't eaten or drank anything the enter time he lived there" Jeff stated with a worried look on his face.
"Now that you mention it Harry didn't drink that much milk as a baby. Maybe this is a side effect from having two ghost-like parents" I thought out loud.
"That actually makes sense" Clockwork spoke, "being born from two dead people would make the child technology dead as well."
"I could with Tender check on him if you want," EJ asked and Tender nodded.
Just then through the link Sally and I share I felt Sally's want to kill and some of her thoughts past through. "Yes, Sally just found very bad injuries bad enough she is making plans on using the potions that heal the body, removes scars, removes blocks, and kills soul fragments."
"I bet a bottle of Wolfsbane that the blocks are from Dumbledore" Lou stated as he dug into his human bag pulling out a piece of paper and a blood knife. "I got this from the Goblin's the day after the attack. They made me promise to only use it when we get Harry back since Dumbledore made it so they could not test him but he didn't make it so they couldn't look at the test if someone else tested him."
"Goblins and their deals always in their favor" I cackled.
Just then Sally and a clean Harry walked into the room and I saw my son's creep form for the first time and he was a perfect mix of me and Sally. His outfit was the same as mine only his had color. The fur on his shoulders was green. His shirt was red while the rapings around his stomach and hands were white. The stripes on his arms and legs were red and green. His pants, shoes, and claw-like hands were black like mine. His face was shaped like Sally's with a small cone red and green striped nose. His eyes were the beautiful shade of glowing green as Sally's while his hair was black messy hair like mine in both forms though he had green and red splashed here and there but most was black.
"Harry meet your new family Slendy, Offender, Tender, Trender, Splendy, Toby, Clockwork, Ben, Silver, Tails Doll, Masky, EJ, Jane, Smile Dog, Seed Eater, Hoody or Snape in human form, Lou or Remus and/or Moony in human or werewolf form, his brother your Godfather Jeff or Sirius and/or Padfoot in human or dog form, your Father LJ or James and/or Prongs in human or deer form, and last but not lease my name is Sally or Lily in my human form."
"Why are Father's and EJ's names just letters?"
"We are both named Jack so we decided to go by our initials" I answered.
"Harry," Lou said.
"Yes, Goduncle?"
"...(so cute) uhm Harry I need to do a test with a drop of your blood is that ok?" Lou asked blushing at his new nickname.
"Ok" Harry answered holding out his hand that Lou lightly cut getting a drop to hit the paper.
Laughing Harry Potter- living Horcrux- Creep
Mother
Lily Potter (Sally)- Creep
Father
James Potter (Laughing Jack)- Creep
Godfather
Sirius Black (Jeff)- Creep
Goduncle
Remus Lupin (Lou)- Creep
Adopted Uncles
Severus Snape (Hoody)- Creep
Toby- Creep
Ben- Creep
Silver- Creep
Tails Doll- Creep
Masky- Creep
Eyeless Jack- Creep
Smile Dog- Creep
Seed Eater- Creep
Peter Pettigrew- alive betrayer of the Potters- living secretly at the Weasleys at a pet rat
Adopted Aunts
Clockwork- Creep
Jane- Creep
Adopted Grandfathers
Slendy- Creep
Offender- Creep
Tender- Creep
Trender- Creep
Splendy- Creep
Aunt by blood
Petunia Dursley- Dead
Uncle by blood
Vernon Dursley- Dead
Cousin by blood
Dudley Dursley- Alive
Vaults
Potter Vault-heir by blood
Evans Vault- heir by blood
Black Vault- heir by blood
Lupin Vault- heir by blood
Gryffindor Vault- heir by blood
Hufflepuff Vault- heir by blood
Ravenclaw Vault- heir by blood
Slytherin Vault- heir by blood
Peverell Vault- heir by blood
Creep Vault- heir by blood
Slenderman Vault- heir by blood
Riddle/Voldemort Vault- heir by conquest
Houses
Potter Manor- only house elves live there
Godric's Hollow- empty and in ruins
Number 12, Grimmauld Place- only a house elf lives there
Number 4 Privet Drive- no one lives there
Hogwarts- used as a school
Peverell Manor- only house elves live there
Slender Manor- only Creeps live there
Riddle House- in ruins
Titles
Heir of Potter by blood
Heir of Evans by blood
Heir of Black by blood
Heir of Lupin by blood
Heir of Peverell by blood
Heir of Gryffindor by blood
Heir of Hufflepuff by blood
Heir of Ravenclaw by blood
Heir of Slytherin by blood
Heir of Creep by blood
Heir of Slenderman by blood
Heir of Riddle by conquest
Investments Magical
Daily Prophet 50%
Nimbus Brooms 25%
Investments Muggle
Unknown
Blocks
Metamorphmagus 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Natural Legilimency 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Natural Occlumency 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Natural Wandless Magic 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Magical Core 98% blocked by Dumbledore
Elemental Magic 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Beast Speak 99% blocked by Dumbledore
Magical Sense 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Photographic Memory 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Baby Memories 100% blocked by Dumbledore
Marriage Contract
Ginny Weasley by Dumbledore
"That BA…..d man" I stopped myself from swearing seeing Sally's glare and Harry was in the room. "When I get my hands on him."
"Leave some for the rest of us!" the others said together.
"Why am I listed as a Grandpa" Offender cried.
"Well I did kind of adopt everyone that lives in this house and since I am older than them makes me the parent and since you are my brother puts you in the same boat" Slendy stated.
"Offendy don't cry," Harry said with very adorable puppy eyes.
"Aww" Toby and Spendy cried.
Seeing Harry starting to act like a child made me smile I was worried that those 'monsters' killed that part of him but it seems to be living strong. I looked at Sally and saw she was feeling the same way.
The next day
Harry's view
Waking up in a very soft warm bed and not being yelled at to walk up is nice I realized as I got out of my new bed Mommy put me in after having me drink the weird drinks. As I did my morning stretches I noticed that all of my old wounds were healed with no pain or scares even the constant headache was gone. My body felt lighter and everything I could see was in greater detail.
"Hey wake up. He's awake go tell the others" a voice hissed.
"Ok," another voice cawed.
I turned around and saw a crow taking flight and a green snake on my window sill. So that is what the paper meant by beast speak I thought as I walk to the window.
"Good Morning little one" the snake hissed as I opened the window.
"Good Morning mister Snake why are you outside my window?"
"My name is Snaky, not Mister Snake. Your family thought that someone would try attacking you or use an Owl to give you a portkey to take you away so myself and Crowy were to take turns to watch your window. Seed Eater since he doesn't sleep was watching your door alone. If anything did happen we would activate the property wards that would wake everyone up and summon them all to your room. Now go to the others so I can eat and sleep."
"Ok thank you Snaky enjoy your meal and nap," I said as I headed to the door to my room to find the others.
So, what do you all think?
But seriously watch Cweepypasta it's very good and funny.