MANNERS COST NOTHING
WOW - cover and buzz: You just can't take Dean anywhere!
Disclaimer: I don't own him; I'm sure he's very relieved about that!
200 words because I said we could; rated T for one slightly naughty word.
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YAAAAAAAAAAWN!
"Heck Dean, cover your mouth when you yawn. No one wants to see your freakin' tonsils flapping around."
"Bite me bitch; If you don't wanna see, don't look."
"I can't help it. Your mouth's not exactly small. When you yawn like that it's like being confronted with some freakin' great black hole; nothing can escape its gravitational pull."
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN!
"Don't you ever listen to me?"
*shrugs* "well sometimes, but it kinda fades into white noise, like some annoying whiny mosquito buzz after a while."
"Charming."
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWN.
"Seriously Dean, it's rude and it's nasty. I know you're only doing it to piss me off!"
*grins*
"What are you; five years old?"
"Sammy, it's just us here, in the bunker. It's not Downton Abbey. I was up all night for that chupacabra hunt and I'm tired. Is it really such a big deal?"
"I was up for the Chupababra hunt too, but you don't see me displaying my gullet for the world to see. Is it really such a big deal to cover your mouth?"
"Geez, menopausal, much?"
"Shut up, jerk."
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA …*glomp*
AAACK…HAAACCK…HO-HOCK ...
"S'mmy, ACK…ACK, I inhaled a … KOF … fly!"
"Dean, cover your mouth when you cough."
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