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This typed trailer is rated H for Honest.
2003...Seriously, what the heck is up this year?
*Clockwerk's shadow*
... What the heck?
Sly Cooper (Raccoon) and the Thievius Raccoonus.
Enjoy a confirmed dated character models that when they talk look like people talking with their mouth full.
Sly: "Say, that bazooka goes well with your eyes."
Ugh! Well, at least that's not be the worst lip sync in video gaming history...
Start the adventure of a orphaned raccoon due to his dad hitting on some owl's wife and so that owl got all whiny about it and got four other people to join him in killing a raccoon couple and leaving the forever scared child who saw his father get killed behind to be picked up and sent to an orphanage.
Man... This game's already kinda dark.
Then the raccoon meets a nerdy turtle and a hippo who likes to eat a lot of pizza, and after they stole a jar of cookies, they grew up to steal from other thieves and then Sly decides to avenge his father by going after the five people who killed his father and did I mention get back every single dang page in that stupid book!? Because that was kinda hard in that game.
Starring!
Sly Cooper: Rocket Raccoon with a cane.
Bentley: Rejected Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Murray: Almost Barney
Carmelita Montoya Fox: Foxy Cop
Sir Raleigh: Jack Sparrow you are not!
Muggshot: Mug Dogleone
Mz. Ruby: Dig! dat! voo! doo!
Panda King: Po the Fire Bending Dragon Warr- WAIT JUST A FREAKING SECOND! DREAM-
Clockwerk: Is that a metal bird Pokemon? Nope. That's Death himself.
Sly Pooper and the Devious Derppoonus!
So, will there be a 2?
*Clockwerk's remaining eye lights up*
Oh crap...
Yeah! Thievius Raccoonus is up!
Don't forget your complementary Sly plush!
*Update: I CAN'T BELEIVE I LEFT MURRAY BLANK! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT UNTIL a differtenGuest LEFT THE REVIEW! I THOUGHT I FILLED IT IN! It's filled in now.*
~Jak Cooper the Lombax