Spiderman throws a pokeball which explodes. It was Pikachu, the electrode diglett pokemon! Spiderman challenges vigorously the electrode diglett pokemon. Electrode-diglett and Bat-man use explosion. There was another explosion! Bat-man died.
"Nooo! Bat-man!" said Spiderman.
The Joker vigorously mourned the death of his friend, the electrode diglett Batman.
Spiderman sexfully looked sexfully at The Joker sexfully. Sex. (Translators note: I don't speek english as a first language.)
Abra used teleport, and upon seeing this Tony Stark was inspired to make a rainbow twizler that led from his penis to his mouth. It exploded. Tony Stark died.
"No! Iron-man!" said Spider-mn said Bat-man who came back to life for the sake of this conversation. Then he died again.
It was the hottest yaoi anyone had ever seen.
"The end." Said Spider-man but not really because it was just baiting for the the second chapter.
By the way, Harry Potter.