This has been on my computer forever. O.o"
The only thing I own is stupidity, which is why my hand hurts. (I was rollerblading without safety gear)
Deidara was this close, this close to killing Tobi. This close to strangling the kid, this close to making him explode. He always seamed to want to bug him and he acted so, so childish it wasn't funny! What goes around comes around, think of how you acted around Sasori, his subconscious seamed to tell him. "I was no where near that bratty, un!" he muttered as Tobi chattered on about something he couldn't care less about.
"Senpai! Are you a girl? You look like a girl! M-hum! Senpai is too pretty to be a guy!" Tobi said all of a sudden. Deidara took a deep breath, killing his new partner was not going to get him anywhere. Stupid Itachi, I didn't want to join this organization in the first place! And Sasori, at least he was a decent partner, even if he had the worst idea of art. Why did he have to go and die?
"Tobi, are you dead, un?" Deidara asked calmly. Tobi stopped in his tracks; Deidara was never this calm with him.
"Huh?" Tobi asked.
"Are you dead, un?" Deidara asked again, stopping and turning around to face Tobi.
"Tobi is not dead." Tobi replied.
"If Tobi calls his Senpai a girl again Tobi will be very much dead. Dead and in a million pieces, un." Deidara smirked and continued walking. Tobi gulped, Deidara yelling was scary enough, but calm Deidara scared him.
"Tobi will be a good boy." He said before running to catch up. For a while, either of them spoke. But then Tobi asked another random question. "Has Senpai ever been in love?",he asked. Deidara glared at him.
"No, un." He said simply, not bothering to leave out the annoyance in his voice.
"Oh, Tobi was just wondering." He said. "Maybe that is why Senpai is so mean to Tobi."
"What, un?" Deidara asked.
"Well, Senpai has no one he cares about. He hates everyone in the Akatsuki and hates Tobi the most, maybe if Senpai cared about someone, even as a friend, he would be less bitter." Tobi explained. Deidara gave Tobi an odd look, this was the most sense Tobi had ever made. Even if it was a crack idea.
"Senpai would be less bitter if he had a choice of what to do with his life, and didn't have people controlling him, un." Deidara replied.
"Huh? Senpai dose what he wants to though!" Tobi exclaimed.
"Tobi, shut up, un." Deidara said in that strangely calm tone. Tobi kept quite, though he didn't quite get what Deidara meant.
"Senpai! Tobi is tired!" Tobi exclaimed. "Can't we stop?"
"Fine, un." Deidara said, not because this was the umpteenth time Tobi has whined, but he was tired as well. As they where in the middle of the woods and it was dusk Deidara sat down and leaned on the tree, staring up at the sky. Tobi pretty much passed out in the middle of the clearing they had come upon. Maybe minuets after it had finally darkened Tobi spoke up again.
"Is Senpai awake?" he asked in a whisper.
"No Tobi, Senpai is sleeping because he is very sleepy even though he is in a strange place, un." Deidara shot at him. Tobi was silent for several more minuets.
"Why did Senpai say he had people controlling his life?" Tobi asked.
"Tobi, you talk strangely, un." Deidara said not bothering to answer Tobi's question.
"So do you Senpai." Tobi said. "You say un after everything!"
"You talk in third person, un." Deidara pointed out.
"Senpai?" Tobi asked.
"What is it now Tobi, un?" Deidara asked annoyed.
"Senpai needs a friend. Just a friend, someone he can talk to. Good night Senpai." Tobi rolled over so he was no longer facing Deidara and was soon sound asleep, snoring lightly. Deidara lightly wondered if Tobi was right, but decided he was crazy anyways. It was best not to bother with what Tobi said. With that decided Deidara fell asleep.