Why Ninjas Do not Engage in Pleasantries
Enjoy!
A normal civilian conversation:
"Hey Ted, how's did that date go the other night?"
"It sucked, the chick was totally crazy."
"Dude, that must've sucked."
"Heck yeah."
How a ninja conversation would go:
"Hey Izumo! How did that date go last night?" Kotetsu waved.
Izumo sighed, "It was a bust. My date turned out to be a sound nin. She tried to use some gentjustu on me so I was forced to terminate her."
"Bummer…"
"Yeah… I even bothered to reserve a place at that new restaurant."
"Oh you mean the Yukimura. Yeah I heard that place was pretty high class."
"And the reserve list was ridiculous."
"And your date tried to kill you."
"She said it was strictly business, but she said I was her cutest target thus far."
"Wow, that has to suck."
"You have no idea. I tipped the Maître de a freakin' fortune. I'm going to have to pull off atleast 5 D ranks 3 C ranks or 1 B rank mission to make up that Ryo."
Kotetsu sucked in air, "Man that's rough…"
Just random thoughts while engaging with one of my co-workers in casual conversation…
P.S. Extra credit to whomever can tell me where I got the resturants name... I did pull it from another anime.