It was a bright day in ponyville. The sun shined on the buildings in the town, lighting the already colorful facades with light. The straw roofs of the cottages lit up strand by strand, turning a golden hue. Rainbow Dash and Applejack sat in the Pony Cafe, watching as pony carts stroll by, their wheels bumping up and down on the asphalt.
"I have a great idea" said Rainbow Dash, sipping on his coffee, "we can order the secret ingredient cupcake from Pinkie Pie and then we'll change the weather to make there delivery pony carts crash."
"Great idea" Applejack said.
Rainbow Dash pulled out his cell phone with his hoof. The cell phone was a smartphone with a glossy finish. It was shaped like a rounded rectangle, and the corners met at ninety degrees.
"Hello Pinkie Pie can I order a secret ingredient special cupcake from you." Rainbow Dash said.
"Sure".
Pinkie Pie mounted her pony cart and filled it with cupcakes. Just as he started to ride towards the Pony Cafe, Rainbow Dash started to make raining. The raindrops fell from the sky, making splashes as they splattered onto the ground. They made clear puddles of water on the ground. Pinkie Pie's pony cart went so fast that it lost control in the rain and BAM! It crashed into wall. The pony cart ran over Pinkie Pie, screaming as the wheels of the cart screeched and scratched her tail, and a stream of blood flowed out of his butt, staining the puddles nearby a light red.
GAAAAAAH! Pinkie Pie screamed.
The cupcakes flew out, its sudden flight flinging mounds of icing onto the ground. They landed onto derpy hooves. Her head bled out as a extremely fast cupcake punctured her skull like a bullet.
HAHAHAHA! Rainbow Dash exclaimed.
"Are you out of your mind." A scared Applejack asked. "Pinkie Pie almost got killed"
"I don't care" Rainbow Dash turned around with evil grin. "I want to have sex with you"
"Okay" said Applejack.
Rainbow Dash and Applejack ducked under the table, and had sex.
Then, a dragon appeared, and the citizens of Ponyville fled as it knocked out manypony's homes.
"AAAAAHH!" screamed Twilight Sparkles, trapped under a piece of fallen concrete.
Then, Rainbow Dash rose from the coffee shop. He rose his hand above his head, and a jolt of yellow flashing energy actualized within himself as everypony stood in a circle around him, gazing at him, confused about what he is doing. And then he put on a cape and became super Rainbow Dash! He fought the dragon and brought Equistria to peace. The end.