Hello, guys! A lot has happened since the first weeks of December till now (college final exams, going to my parents' retirement party, Christmas parties, etc.), but I have a holiday treat for you I've made over the weekend: my first ever crossover one-shot short story! I both love TNA and Doctor Who, so why not have two of these iconic figures go head to head? I had a blast writing this and I hope you enjoy as well!
Once upon a time, there was a madman named Matt Hardy and a Cyberman. Now the madman was an unusual fellow: his hair was as wild as Einstein's, his clothes was potently darker than Liberace's, and his language was as extensive and complicated as The Rosetta Stone. Thanks to his condition from the help of some "extraterrestrial beings", as he claimed, he has finally become "broken". As for the Cyberman, well...let's just say he's just a walking piece of metal. The two figures have never met before….until one day, in a garden near Chatsworth House in Derbyshire, they decided to negotiate in having tea time together. The conversation you're about to hear is absolutely worthy of observation.
"HOW DARE YOU SAY DELETE!", the Cyberman shouted. "IT HAS BEEN MY SIGNATURE CATCHPHRASE FOR CENTURIES, NOT YOURS, YOU PATHETIC PARASITE! I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!"
"You see, Cyberguy…", Hardy said, "I have spoken with the representatives of The Great Beyond and its president, Ziggy Stardust, and there were no restrictions on dealing with the word 'delete', for I consider you OBSOLETE to insult a grand connoisseur like me on vocabulary. If you want my advice, go to the Great School of Alexandria."
"IT'S CYBERMAN, YOU OYSTER!", the Cyberman shouted again. "AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A CONNOISSEUR ON VOCABULARY? MORE LIKE A SCHOLAR ON SHITE!"
Hardy made a loud gasp, but frowned at the Cyberman quicker than a wink. Things got interesting from there.
"Ohhhhhhhhh, that's not how you spell it, sir! It's 'shit', not 'shite'!", Hardy replies. "Just like every failed attempt you made on killing the Doctor-"
"I can say whatever I want to say. And I demand respect from someone like you. You don't have the brains to dominate me!"
"Never! You're going to have to pass me, you precious garbage can!"
"Hooligan!"
"Boombox machine!"
"Fake vampire!"
"DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!"
"DELEEEEETE! DELEEEEETE! DELEEEEETE!"
They became good friends after that.