Disclaimer: i don't own naruto or naruto shippuden.
A/N : plz review or ill make this a one peice story!
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"deidara-sempai, can we take a break, im tired" tobi told deidara. "no, we need to get back to the base, we have 5 hours to be there and we're still near suna, un" deidara continued. "and plus leader-sama requested a meeting, hmm." "please please i want to relax, we've been walking for hours and im tired." tobi complained. "sure you are, thats why your jumping, yeah" deidara said.
5 HOURS LATER...
"deidara your back." kisame said. "wats the fuck up" said hidan. "do you always have to curse in every god damn sentence?, un" said deidara. "i dont curse in every fucking sentence i say!" yelled hidan. "you just did hidan" kisame said. "well fuck you" hidan told kisame as he went in to the meeting room. in the room pein was waiting for every one to be quiet. "hifan why are you as a dumb ass?, un" deidara said. "says your mom bitch" hidan replied. the room quickly filled with ohs and oos. "did you just go there?" asked itachi. "fuck yeah i went there" hidan replied. "hey deidara, your mom is like a bag of chips, once he pops the fun don't stop." itachi said. everyone ohed and ooed. "hey pein" deidara started. " your mom is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and once im done, i put the bitch away for life." everyone laughed at pein. "hey, hidan your mom is so fat when she went to japan, everyone screamed godzilla. godzilla, you get it hehehe why am i the only one laughing/" pein asked. "you un senitive bastard, you know hidan's mom died from deitbetes!" deidara said while hidan started to cry. " thats really unsenitive of you" itachi said. "yeah says the guy that killed his whole god damn family" pein said.
IN SUNA
"so what are we going to do about the akatsuki?" asked kankuro. "i have and idea" said one of the elders. " and wats that" asked temari. "first we need some wood, and fire, and we'll eat the kazekage." he said. " you know im right here" gaara said.