SpongeBob Meets The Doctor

A Fanfiction by Lydia Lumpkin

Starring:

SpongeBob Squarepants

Harry Potter

Doctor Who

Frodo Baggins

Special Guest Stars: Sherlock Holmes and John Watson from SHERLOCK

Chapter 1

"One Krabby Patty comin' up!" called a cheerful sponge through the kitchen window of an undersea restaurant called the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob hummed a happy tune while he flipped a patty onto a bun, put on the lettuce, cheese, and condiments, and put the perfectly prepared patty on the windowsill.

"Order up!" he sang.

Squidward, the cashier and an unhappy octopus, rolled his eyes, gave the food to the customer, and changed the "open" sign on the front door to "closed".

"Okay, Mr. Krabs, that's the last customer," called Squidward. "I'm gonna go home so I can ask myself why I'm still working here." And he walked out the door with a sour expression on his face.

Just as SpongeBob walked out of the kitchen- Bonk!- something hit him hard on the head. He looked down at it. It looked like a pen that was taller than he was, except the tip was glowing bright blue.

"Maybe I should go see Sandy," SpongeBob thought. "She'll know what it is."

Later...

"Hmmm..." said Sandy, observing the strange object. Sandy Cheeks was a smart squirrel from Texas who lived in an air- filled treedome under the sea. If she wasn't in her treedome, she wore a spacesuit with an air- filled helmet.

"Oh! I know who this belongs to," she said. "This is a sonic screwdriver! I've always wanted one of these!"

"What's a sonic screwdriver?" asked SpongeBob.

"It's a device that can open any object, except wood," said Sandy. "It belongs to the Doctor."

"Which Doctor?"

"The tenth."

"We have ten doctors in Bikini Bottom?"

Sandy looked shocked. "Y'all never heard of 'Doctor Who'?!"

SpongeBob shook his head.

"Y'all got so much to learn."

One episode later...

SpongeBob sat hypnotized at the screen until the episode ended.

"So, what did y'all think?" asked Sandy.

"I LOVED IT!" yelled SpongeBob. "I gotta bring this back to the Doctor! Where does he live?"

"He's in London, England," said Sandy. "Y'all gotta look for the blue Police Box."

"Great!" said SpongeBob. Then he paused. "How do I get there?"

"You can use my submarine," said Sandy.

Soon enough, they were riding in Sandy's submarine up to the surface near England.

"Good luck, SpongeBob!" said Sandy as she hugged SpongeBob goodbye. "Be careful!"

SpongeBob put on his water helmet, took the sonic screwdriver, got out of the submarine, rose up to the surface, and started his journey.

But after ten minutes of walking on land, there was a loud- Bang!- and SpongeBob saw a purple black hole in the sky. And then it faded.

"Gee, that was odd," said SpongeBob.

Then he heard a noise. It was coming from a nearby forest. SpongeBob hurried into the forest and hid behind a bush.

A skinny boy that looked like he was in his teens was starting to regain consciousness. The boy had messy, black hair, round glasses, and bright green eyes. SpongeBob had no idea who this boy was, but on the boy's forehead, SpongeBob saw a thin, lightning- shaped scar.