Mambo No. 5 (Elven Remix)

1, 2, 3, 4, 5!

Everybody on a horse now cmon lets ride

To the beech tree around the corner

The girls say they wanna see some elves and

I really do wanna

Spy on them like I did last week

I must admit that talk is cheap

I like pointy ears, blue eyes, blond hair, and brown hair.

And when they're in the trees

We will be screamin

You get down here

So what can I do I really like the Elven Lords

They should've made Elf watching a sport

Anything blonde, it's all good

Everyone blow a silver trumpet

(Chorus)

A lil bit of blond hair in my life

A lil bit of archery on the side

A lil bit of makeup's all I need

Makes me look like an elf you see

A lil bit of running in the sun

A lil bit of blue eyes all night long

A lil bit of Legolas here I am

A lil piece of elf works wonders man!

Elf remix

Elf-elf remix

Uh!

Horse jumps up and down

And moves all around

And then you fall down

Hit your head on the ground

Elf helps you up

Sets you on the horse right

You lean to the front

And lean to the side

Grab his hand once

And grab his hand twice

And if it you're falling off a horse

Then you're doing it right

Chorus 2x

I'd do all to, ride a horse with an elf like you

Cause I can't trot and I can't ride

I hope I don't poke myself in the eye

Chorus 1x