XENA CHARACTERS: JELLICLE CHARACTERS:
Xena Bombalurina
Gabrielle Jemima
Joxer Pouncival
Autolycus Mungojerrie
Ares Tumblebrutus
Aphrodite Etcetera
Hercules Rum Tum Tugger
Iolaus Mistoffelees
Callisto Victoria
Narrator= Electra
Bomba: Warrior Jellicle.
Misto: "Is everyone ready?"
Etc: "You bet baby!"
Elec:*gives Etcetera a strange look* "Right then, let's start"
The Story Begins.....
"Our scene begins with Xena and her faithful sidekick, Gabrielle. They are on their way to meet a friend...
Pounce: "Is that me?"
Jem: "Yes Pounce, you twit!"
Pounce: "Oh, O.K then!"
"Right, as I was saying, our heroes were walking through the woods...
Tugger: "Wait a sec! I thought I was the hero!"
"You are as well Tugger! If you let me continue I'll come to your bit"
"Anyway, they were talking and joking when all of a sudden there was a flash of silver lightning...
Vicki: "I didn't think Misto was in it yet?"
"He's not! Its someone else!"
Jem: "Ssshhh! Don't spoil the surprise!"
"THERE WAS A FLASH OF SLIVER LIGHTNING!"
Tugger: "Oohh someone's touchy"
"And Xena's worst enemy, Ares appeared!
*Tumblebrutus enters dressed as a mixture between Macavity and Ares. *
Tumble: "Why am I dressed as both?"
Misto: "Cos' we thought Mac would be the one to play Ares if he was nice and didn't hate us"
Bomba: "But if he was nice, then he wouldn't be any good at playing a bad guy! He'd be too nice""
Misto: "Oh yeah......."
"Shut up and let me finish! Xena drew her sword and....
Bomba: "Errr, I don't have a sword"
"Then improvise! Ahem!...Xena drew her sword * Bomba whips out a spatula* What is that?!"
Bomba: "You said to improvise and this is all I could find"
"But I meant...Oh never mind! Back to the story and Xena asks Ares..."
Bomba: "What do you want scum-bag!"
Tumble: "I want you to meet my new associate, Callisto"
*Victoria leaps out*
Vicki: "Now I'll get you Warrior Jellicle" * she runs at Bomba with a feather duster*
Misto: "This is getting weird!"
*Bomba and Vicki engage in a girly poking fight*
"Errr, as the two enemies fought, along came their friend Joxer, with the HERO!!!! *Tugger grins *, Hercules and his best pal Iolaus"
Tugger: "So what happens now?"
Misto: "I think you're supposed to help Xena fight Callisto"
Tugger: "Nah! Watching them is too much fun!"
Pounce: "When can I kick some butt!"
*Tumble jumps on him *
Tumble: "Careful what you wish for, fur face!"
Pounce: "Fur Face!!! Why you....!"
" As the fighting continued, there was another flash but this one was gold and glitter flew everywhere"
*Etcetera comes on with a surfboard and bikini holding pom-poms and
a set of colourful balloons tied to her ears *
"Etcetera! What are you wearing!?"
Etc: "Well you told me that Aphrodite was a surfer- cheerleader- airhead. So I am!"
Mungo: "'ere, when's my bit?
Misto: "Not yet"
Mungo: "Why not! I wanna' fight Tug!"
Tugger: "Why me?"
Mungo: "cos' I be fulfilling every male cats dream..... ta' lamp ya one!"
Tugger: "Come on then! Ya stripy humbug!"
*Mungo and Tugger start brawling. The set dissolves into chaos as the three fights join up *
Bomba: "Get off my tail" *thumps Mungo *
Mungo: "Oi!" * swings but hits Pounce instead*
Tugger: "Tumble, stop biting my leg or else!"
Tumble: "Or else what, you poser!"
Vicki: "I'm gonna kill you Pounce!"
Pounce: "Yeah! You and what army!"
*they disappear in a cloud of dust, All that can be heard is the sound of punching and the occasional yelp *
Jem: "What now?"
Elec: "I don't care. I've given up telling this story"
Misto: "I think we've destroyed the proud name of Xena"
*All pause *
Jem: "You wanna get some lunch"
Etc: "Okay, but what about the 'scrapping six'?"
Misto: "I have an idea"
*Misto wiggles his nose and claps his hands. The fighting cats disappear*
Jem: "Where'd you send them?"
Misto: "Oh...don't worry. I just thought I'd give them a taste of a real fight!"
*The six jellicles appear in the middle of a field*
Tugger: "Where are we?"
Vicki: "What's that sound?"
* All look up to see the entire Spartan Army rushing towards them*
All: "MISTOFFELEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Disclaimer,*I do not own Cats or any of their characters and neither do I own Xena: Warrior Princess or any of the characters associated with that programme. So please don't sue me cos' I'm only a lowly student and I can't even afford a social life!"
Xena Bombalurina
Gabrielle Jemima
Joxer Pouncival
Autolycus Mungojerrie
Ares Tumblebrutus
Aphrodite Etcetera
Hercules Rum Tum Tugger
Iolaus Mistoffelees
Callisto Victoria
Narrator= Electra
Bomba: Warrior Jellicle.
Misto: "Is everyone ready?"
Etc: "You bet baby!"
Elec:*gives Etcetera a strange look* "Right then, let's start"
The Story Begins.....
"Our scene begins with Xena and her faithful sidekick, Gabrielle. They are on their way to meet a friend...
Pounce: "Is that me?"
Jem: "Yes Pounce, you twit!"
Pounce: "Oh, O.K then!"
"Right, as I was saying, our heroes were walking through the woods...
Tugger: "Wait a sec! I thought I was the hero!"
"You are as well Tugger! If you let me continue I'll come to your bit"
"Anyway, they were talking and joking when all of a sudden there was a flash of silver lightning...
Vicki: "I didn't think Misto was in it yet?"
"He's not! Its someone else!"
Jem: "Ssshhh! Don't spoil the surprise!"
"THERE WAS A FLASH OF SLIVER LIGHTNING!"
Tugger: "Oohh someone's touchy"
"And Xena's worst enemy, Ares appeared!
*Tumblebrutus enters dressed as a mixture between Macavity and Ares. *
Tumble: "Why am I dressed as both?"
Misto: "Cos' we thought Mac would be the one to play Ares if he was nice and didn't hate us"
Bomba: "But if he was nice, then he wouldn't be any good at playing a bad guy! He'd be too nice""
Misto: "Oh yeah......."
"Shut up and let me finish! Xena drew her sword and....
Bomba: "Errr, I don't have a sword"
"Then improvise! Ahem!...Xena drew her sword * Bomba whips out a spatula* What is that?!"
Bomba: "You said to improvise and this is all I could find"
"But I meant...Oh never mind! Back to the story and Xena asks Ares..."
Bomba: "What do you want scum-bag!"
Tumble: "I want you to meet my new associate, Callisto"
*Victoria leaps out*
Vicki: "Now I'll get you Warrior Jellicle" * she runs at Bomba with a feather duster*
Misto: "This is getting weird!"
*Bomba and Vicki engage in a girly poking fight*
"Errr, as the two enemies fought, along came their friend Joxer, with the HERO!!!! *Tugger grins *, Hercules and his best pal Iolaus"
Tugger: "So what happens now?"
Misto: "I think you're supposed to help Xena fight Callisto"
Tugger: "Nah! Watching them is too much fun!"
Pounce: "When can I kick some butt!"
*Tumble jumps on him *
Tumble: "Careful what you wish for, fur face!"
Pounce: "Fur Face!!! Why you....!"
" As the fighting continued, there was another flash but this one was gold and glitter flew everywhere"
*Etcetera comes on with a surfboard and bikini holding pom-poms and
a set of colourful balloons tied to her ears *
"Etcetera! What are you wearing!?"
Etc: "Well you told me that Aphrodite was a surfer- cheerleader- airhead. So I am!"
Mungo: "'ere, when's my bit?
Misto: "Not yet"
Mungo: "Why not! I wanna' fight Tug!"
Tugger: "Why me?"
Mungo: "cos' I be fulfilling every male cats dream..... ta' lamp ya one!"
Tugger: "Come on then! Ya stripy humbug!"
*Mungo and Tugger start brawling. The set dissolves into chaos as the three fights join up *
Bomba: "Get off my tail" *thumps Mungo *
Mungo: "Oi!" * swings but hits Pounce instead*
Tugger: "Tumble, stop biting my leg or else!"
Tumble: "Or else what, you poser!"
Vicki: "I'm gonna kill you Pounce!"
Pounce: "Yeah! You and what army!"
*they disappear in a cloud of dust, All that can be heard is the sound of punching and the occasional yelp *
Jem: "What now?"
Elec: "I don't care. I've given up telling this story"
Misto: "I think we've destroyed the proud name of Xena"
*All pause *
Jem: "You wanna get some lunch"
Etc: "Okay, but what about the 'scrapping six'?"
Misto: "I have an idea"
*Misto wiggles his nose and claps his hands. The fighting cats disappear*
Jem: "Where'd you send them?"
Misto: "Oh...don't worry. I just thought I'd give them a taste of a real fight!"
*The six jellicles appear in the middle of a field*
Tugger: "Where are we?"
Vicki: "What's that sound?"
* All look up to see the entire Spartan Army rushing towards them*
All: "MISTOFFELEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Disclaimer,*I do not own Cats or any of their characters and neither do I own Xena: Warrior Princess or any of the characters associated with that programme. So please don't sue me cos' I'm only a lowly student and I can't even afford a social life!"