Disclaimer : Not mine ! Anything you reconise …

Inspiration : Far far away idol.

Lyrics : Lyricsondemand

Original song by : Right said Fred.

One sweet spring afternoon, I was slouching around in the common room minding my own business and talking to Alice, when who but Mr. James Potter comes prancing into the room.

Yes,prancing.

With his gang following him. And guess what Sirius was holding ? A radio. Only slightly wizard-y. I think Sirius told Frank who told Alice who told me that he made it play any song he wanted. Something weird and genius like that.

'Let's go guys … Turn on the music.' James states in a deep voice, now the center of attention of the whole common room. Sirius pointed his wand at the magic radio and James started singing.

Yes,singing.

'I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me' sang James in a deep, deep voice. He's wasn't actually a bad singer. It's just that the song was terrible. Then the music started, James still going along with it… What a show off.

'I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts…'With this James ripped off his shirt.

Yes,ripped it off.

And threw to his ecstatic fan girls. They were absolutely in heaven. And so was James. He was strolling up and down the common room, swinging his hips … Yuk …

'And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk'

He stopped strolling up and down and instead starting walking up and down like a top a model … This was getting funny … and scary at the same time.

'I'm too sexy for my broom too sexy for my broom
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk'

This time he stopped right in front of me, still with no shirt on. And shook his 'little touche'. How horrible. Unfortunately, Alice started giggling.

'I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me' This time he bowed down in front of me, held his hand out and then walked away.

'And I'm too sexy for this song.' He walked dramatically out of the portrait hole and at the same time Sirius dimmed the lights.

So there you go. That's how my worst nightmare's started. And the best dreams, as well…

Because I must admit he has quite a nice chest…

Even though I'll never ever tell Alice. And even though I suspect that was his goal all along.

Well, did you like it ? First songfic, so please review ! Topless James for whoever reviews ! …