Kyuubi's a Boy

by D. Morrissey

A bunch of little stories based on Kyuubi being a male and girly, demon fox, not a female one. Chapter Three: It's Halloween and the Kyuubi dresses up for it, what surprises does this day hold in store. Please read and review.

1. Chapter 1

Kyuubi's a Boy

Summary: Naruto decided to asked the Kyuubi a huge question, "are you a boy or a girl?" How will this story turn out, will Naruto survive? Will the Kyuubi get free and hurt Naruto? And will you figure out why Naruto calls the Kyuubi, Kyu?

(At Kyuubi's Cage)

"Hey Kyu are you a boy or girl?" Naruto asked, curiously.

"What!" Kyuubi asked outraged the boy even needed to ask, "I'm a man! A man I say! How dare you even ask such a thing you insolent boy."

Kyuubi then went into a demonic reage. Ramming his sides into the cage, in a pitiful attempt to wreak havoc among the boy.

"Dude settle down," Naruto yelled as he was to far away for the Kyuubi to hear him otherwise, "just settle down, it was only a question Kyu."

Soon the Kyuubi stopped ramming into the bars, looking at Naruto he just glared for a moment before speaking up.

"Boy, isn't it obvious that I am male?"

"Not really Kyu, and anyways I've never payed attention before."

"Stupid fool!"

"I'm not stupid, teme," Naruto glared, "well it's your fault for never telling me, anyways it's an easy mistake."

"EASY MISTAKE! Boy are you trying to piss me off!" Kyuubi glaring tying to reach Naruto through the bars of the cage.

"No Kyu, but you look kind of cute and girlish," Naruto pointed out with a smirk on his face.

"I do not look cute," Kyuubi said glowering down at Naruto, "or girlish. I am very manly, with my very manly looks and voice."

The Kyuubi said this proudly, Naruto just sniggered.

"Boy, what are laughing at?" Kyuubi again trying to reach through the bars of his cage to stangle Naruto.

"Nani? I'm not laughing," Naruto said with a smirk before adding something in a low voice, "…now."

"I heard that boy," Kyuubi growled.

"Heard what?" Naruto asked as innocently as he could.

"The now comment boy."

Naruto then looked at his non-existent watch, "uh…well by Kyu, it's time for me to go meet, Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke."

Naruto then poofed away.

A/N

Okay this story isn't going to be the only Kyuubi's a boy involved one. See I often dislike the Kyuubi being a girl, unless the story would be better with the Kyuubi as a girl. So these will be K through T rated mini-stories about Kyuubi being a male. Oh yeah don't say anything about my spelling got it. Thanks for reading, please review, and read any future editions to this.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…it's so sad( for me)