In Tifa's Bar…

Yo, don't ask me what the hell possessed me to write this, but, hey, why not? XD Don't blame me, blame my Yaoi obsessed BFFs, Sammy and Vi were the two crazy girls that brought this story to mind, alongside my love for Slash. XD

Best not to read if you flame GuyxGuy, Vampires, Alcohol, Slight Steamy-ness, Practically Twincest, and Final Fantasy VII/ Kingdom Hearts II Character Swapping (Nanaki for Axel).

In this, Tifa is a lesbian, Cloud and Yuffie are together, and there are two OCs. Also, if anyone has any problems with the whole AxelxReno thing due to similarities in voice, behaviour and appearance, please turn back after this extremely short chapter. Thanks. Well, here's the prologue for ya, yo! (God, I hate being a Reno fangirl… the yo is strictly unintentional, I assure you.) R+R please! xx

Prologue

"Don't to me lie, Yuffie!" Reno slurred, swaying slightly, yet maintaining a firm grip on his club-weapon thing. They were in Tifa's bar, and the brunette facepalmed before whapping her head on the table and turning around.

"Reeny? What're you talking about?" she asked in a sickly sweet voice, attempting to keep the full-blown grin off her face.

"I see you here… with this… whore! No, I know what happened! You got drunk, yo! You thought he smelt like me and you slept with him!"

Cloud sniffed his hair softly, frowning. Yuffie giggled at the sight, making Reno's face match his hair.

"Aha! I got you! See, that wasn't my excuse, it was yours! You even came up with it and shoved it into my mind with Chocobo's spacking buster sword! And guess what! I see right through that disguise you're in now… As you are really… Yuffie the Vampire Slayer!"

Vincent drew back in shock, covering up his mouth and glancing round nervously. Cid collapsed. Tifa and Barrett slammed their fists on the table, laughing.

"Yeah, I'm really a Vamp Slayer…" Yuffie drawled, sarcastic. Vincent recoiled in fear, and Cloud, seeing this, smirked, mouthing 'It's a joke.' Vince relaxed noticeably, causing Tifa to resume fits of giggles. Barrett got up, and trying hard not to laugh, led a glaring, stumbling Reno to his booth, where he cradled his pint of lager, mumbling incoherently into it's depths.

Cloud wrapped his right arm around Yuffie's shoulders, whispering in her ear, "Yuffs, we are so blackmailing that Turkish Delight over there with the bar's security footage…"

Yuffie giggled and cutely threw her arms around Cloud's arms, "I like the way you think." She pecked him on the nose and grabbed his hand before towing him over to Vincent.

"Vinnie, you know I'm not really a Slayer, don't you? 'Cause even if I was, I'd never be able to hurt you, Vi-vi! Kisses!" She then dragged Cloud over to Reno.

"Re-re? Just to let you know, 'Chocobo' here is a much better kisser than you are or ever will be."

He didn't seem to hear her, nodding intently at his pint, as if it were actually talking to him.

"Uh… Yuffie, darling? How do you know how good a kisser he is?" Cloud asked nervously.

Yuffie giggled again, "It was a test during high school."

"What for?"

"Reno suspected he was gay, or at least bi… You see, he kinda had the hots for this guy in our year, who looked almost exactly like him… Axel, I think his name was…"

Cloud smirked, "Reno? Gay? Never… see how he was just acting?"

"That's why we discovered he's bi."

Cloud chuckled, "I wonder what'd happen if this… Axel walked into the bar one day and Reno was there…"

Yuffie shrugged, "Who knows? Now stop talking about Reno and kiss me."