Well well well! What do we have here! Another lemon stuffed FAKE fan fiction by moi? Yup! This chapter is induced by adolescent perversion! Hooray! My mind has been corrupted by so much smut and yaoi hentai that there is no need to not write something like this again! This time its of my own free will Oh yes and thank you lovely reviewer and her friends who gave me money! w00t for bribery! (It'll be edited to add your name sorry ) So yes here we go again. Another orgasmic hot sensation for you lovely people. (course that won't happen just yet XD)
Disclaimer: I don't own FAKE no matter how much I want too. But I love Matoh-sensei for making this awesome manga! D
Eviction Notice
Ryo read the sign posted on his door over and over again. It's meaning not yet processed in his mind.
Eviction Notice
To whom it may concern,
We are sorry to say that you are being evicted from this building. Today is your last day, and we will throw out anything left in your apartment. We have given you a three week notice in advance as it is required by law. The reasons being that:
-This building and all it's foundation is being torn down
-The heating problem has spread throughout the building and is too large of a job to repair
-The cockaroach infestation has grown to unsanitary proportions
If you have difficulty comprehending what is stated here you may talk to the superintendent. If you need a place to spend the night, and cannot find one please speak to the superintendent who has aquirred a list of possible places to stay. We are sorry if this was of any inconvenience.
Sincerely,
John Smith
"What in the world is going on! I never got any eviction notices before. Also I don't recall any roach problems...though the heating does kind of suck...I guess I'll have to call a moving company and talk to the superintendant."
Ryo entered his apartment and began to pack whatever he thought would fit in the car. His spartan styled apartment helped a great deal with the whole 'packing business.'
'No wonder there was barely anyone here the past few days...now I gotta tell Bikky to pack up his things and stay with Carol till I get us another place.'
Ryo soon began the treck to the elevator than to his car.
'Jeez these things get heavier the lower you go...'
"Hey Ryo! Where ya going with all those boxes?"
"Oh hey Bikky, apparently we have to move. Though I don't remember getting any eviction notices. So you have to go upstairs and pack up your things okay? Hey...Bikky..."
"Yeah Ryo?"
"What's that in your pocket?" Ryo noticed the paper and put away the boxes in the car.
"Huh this" Bikky took out a wadded piece of paper from his jacket. "I dunno. It says something like iviksion..."
"Bikky...do you mean to say 'eviction'..."
"Oh yeah! So that's how you say it! I found it on the door like two weeks ago and took it down. Jeez, people sure are annoying when they hand out those flyers"
Ryo looked very angry and only glared at Bikky.
"Yo Ryo, what bit ya in the ass?'
"Bikky...THAT WAS OUR EVICTION NOTICE! WHY DIDN"T YOU GIVE IT TO ME!"
"Ahhhh sorry Ryo I didn't think it was important!"
Ryo grabbed the sandy blond and began to give him a noogie (nugie...noogy...i dont freakin care...)
"It told us we had to move! Can't you read!"
"Ahhhh soorryyy Ryooo!"
Uhhh yeahhh I know really short chapter but oh wellz XD
I will try to get to the good stuff as soon as possible though! Muwhahahha...yeahhh...D Thank you for reading the first chapter!