Disclaimer: This is just an altered reality. Someone gave me the idea and it sounded hilarious...so yea. The thought is funnier, but just use the imagination. I have been mightily depressed today and I wrote this. I am still working on "Can you See through these eyes of ice". It's just that I am on a writers block now.


"Yes, yes! The procedure went through excellently!" Gero exclaimed in excitement, jumping up and down.

All of Gero's assistants clapped in unision. It had taken a very long time to complete the operation, but now it was finally complete. They had finally done the unthinkable; something that everyone else said couldn't be done.

"Arise, my dear Android 18!" Gero said maniacly.

Eighteen slowly arose off the table like a zombie. Getting off the operating table, she walked over to Gero obediently. She had a very blank expression on her face.

"She is finally complete!" Gero continued on. "After countless trials and errors, she is finally finished!"

"Put. A. Sock. In. It." Eighteen sounded robotic.

"What'd you just say to me?" Gero's voice lowered.

"You. Heard. Me." She replied.

Gero reached over for the deactivation remote. As his hand made contact with it, a red dot appeared on it. Warily, he looked over to see Eighteen preparing to fire.

"Target. Confirmed." A red line of energy shot from Eighteen's right breast and directly into Gero's hand.

"You-" Gero was shut up by another laser that happened to come from her other breast and slam right into his chest.


Disclaimer: If you think about it, to all those married couples, just imagine if your wife had laser tits too! Maybe it is a good thing us woman don't really have that advantage in real life.