What's up? I hope, you had a good time on fanfiction. This story will make that time better! (Or worse, depending on your mood) So now, let the good times roll!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters or WarioWare Inc. or Diamond City. I made up the character, Cupid
The Day We Dance
Chapter 1: Morning in Diamond City
Today at Wario's House, it is 9:25 in the morning and his alarm clock goes off, depicting a special day. "Gooooood morning, Diamond City! Today is a beautiful day for a walk in the park as today is Lover's Day. Bring a date to Club Spice for the special dance brought to you by Jimmy P." Wario woke up with a moan, holding a teddy bear (the head replaced with a head like Wario's), as he listens for today's news. "Walk to Pearl Square by lunch for the special fair being hold at the center! Free food, fun, and microgames!"
"Hey! Now there's something I'll go to," Wario exclaimed as he walked into his dining room. The radio kept on for the news that Wario is now intrested in, "Then, come in to Club Sugar by nightfall to have a last-minute happiness dance by Jimmy T! Get ready for all you young couples for this fabulous day!" After the alarm shuts off, Wario get's dressed into his motorcycle outfit and drives off in his motorcyle to Diamond City. "Hmm, now where can I find a date in this junk. I want to go to the fair for all the free stuff!" Wario says to himself, obviously on the free stuff part.
By much surprise, Wario started to look in every women's store he could find so he could find his date. He started to look in every brochure and tried to call every girl who lived in Diamond City (but pitifully failed). Soon, a woman called him at his house. She asked Wario out and actually liked what he liked. Very shocking, if you ask me. Wario then danced in joy that he now has a date for the free events.
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Meanwhile, in the other side of Diamond City, Young Cricket was walking through the busy streets towards Diamond Dojo, ready to meet up with Master Mantis for training. "Ahh, what a nice day," Young Cricket said. "The only thing that would make it better was a good breakfast before training." Soon enough, a dumpling stand appeared before Cricket's eyes. "Now my day is surely better!" he said as he ran towards the stand. Mona was standing behind the counter, steaming the dumplings as Young Cricket came up to the stand. "Excuse me," he asked, "is the stand open yet?"
"No, not yet. I'm sorry, but the stand doesn't open for another two hours," Mona replied. Young Cricket then thanked her, and then started to walk back to Diamond Dojo. Behind a tree near the dumpling stand was a flying boy with a bow in his hand and a can full of arrows. "Ah, what a sweet day. And what a cute couple those two kids look like together. Maybe I should do something about it. After all, today is Lover's Day, and this day should have lovers." The boy then took out an arrow, placed it on his bow and aimed it at Young Cricket. The boy then released the bow, and at the speed of light, the bow got a direct hit on Cricket's glute. The arrow then dissolved inside him.
"Yow!", yelped Young Cricket. The arrow then dissolved inside him. The boy behind the tree grinned and giggled as he knew what the results are. "Yes! I, Cupid, got the shot right. Now that kid won't be able to control his feelings for the girl," said Cupid. Soon enough, Young Cricket's heart starts to race as he looks behind him. The dumpling stand was still visible, and Mona was sitting down on a chair, reading a chapter book. Young Cricket then started to blush at the sight of her. Then, Young Cricket started to shake his head and says to himself, "Ugh, where am I getting this weird feeling. It's so weird, I don't think I can concentrate on training anymore. I got to talk to Master Mantis right away!"
Inside Diamond Dojo, Master Mantis having a cup of orange tea when Young Cricket slammed the door open, causing the cup of tea to splash all over Mantis' face. "Master! Master! I have a bad problem!" Young Cricket yelled out. "What is it, boy? Is it anything serious?" Master Mantis asked as he wiped the tea off his face with a towel. "I had this weird feeling inside me, but I don't know what it is."
"Describe it."
"Well, my heart is beating real fast and I keep getting thoughts of a girl I saw who works at the nearby dumpling stand. I even start to blush when her face pops up in my head."
"A girl?" Mantis notcied. He gave a chuckle and said, "Young Cricket, you're in love!"
"I'm in what!?", Young Cricket yelled. "It can't be! I have training! I'm too young!"
"Which is why I'll tell you now to take a day off and sleep over here at the dojo tonight," Master Mantis said. "Today is a very special day for couples, so you might ask her to date you."
"Nuu... But...but--!"
"No 'buts'. Talk to her, ask her to the events today, then the feeling will be over by the end of the day. Trust me on this," Master Mantis said. Young Cricket bowed in gratitude to his master then left Diamond Dojo to go to Mona.
Mona was preparing the dishes for the next hour's opening until Young Cricket appeared. "Um. Hi," Young Cricket started.
"Hi," Mona replied.
"Um, what's your name?"
"Mona. And what's yours?"
"My folks call me Young Cricket."
"That's a nice name. So, why did you come here early, again, Young Cricket?"
"Erm, how should I put this, um... I want to...ugh...um...go...out...with...erm..."
Mona realized what Young Cricket was going to say. "Sure, I'll go with you for the events." Young Cricket got dumbfounded at the answer. "I always wanted to go with somebody, anybody, for today, but I just got stuck with this lame job."
"Ha ha, I almost got stuck with tai chi lessons, Mona, and I'm really good at tai chi, so, um... yeah," Cricket said stupidly.
"You do tai chi? That's really cool!" Mona replied. Young Cricket gave a smile at her, then said, "So I'll see you at Club Spice?"
"Sure. See ya!", then Mona packed her stuff, put on a sign on the stand that it is closed for the day, and rode her electric scooter to her home. Young Cricket then started to walk to Club Spice so he can wait for his date.
Behind the bushes, Cupid was chuckling a lot when he heard those two, figuring it was working.
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On the north side of Diamond City, Penny was working in her lab, concocting a love potion to give to Kat for her prank. Penny was rushing through the cramped space of her laboratory, grabbing all kinds of chemicals and gently pouring them in a pot that is over a fire while wearing a gas mask. Soon, a puff of smoke in the shape of a heart came out, indicating that the potion was done. "The first love potion I ever made! Better keep a few vents open since this thing can affect me," she said as she opened up the lab vents.
Little does Penny know that the fumes can go a long distance since the wind came. And soon, it got into 9-Volt's house. 9-Volt was just playing on his Game & Watch when he smelled an aroma from his back window. 9-Volt followed the scent through town until he reached Crygor Labs (I made it up). "Ugh, Penny is doing another smelly experiment. Though it smells pretty nice. I'll check up on what she's doing," 9-Volt said to himself.
Through the floors and rooms he went, he followed his nose until he actually gets to Penny's laboratory. 9-Volt opened the door slowly and entered the lab. Penny looked up and said, "Hey, 9-Volt. What brings you here?"
"Well, I smelled something that came from your lab and---," 9-Volt froze dead in his words when both made eye contact. Penny remembered about the fumes, and she got surprised that 9-Volt caught the fumes!
"Oh dear. Um, 9-Volt, are you feeling okay?", Penny asks. She saw in 9-Volt's eyes that there are hearts there.
"You look pretty..," he gargled.
"Um. Heheh. Okay, bye now!", Penny said as she ran out the door and out of the building.
"Wait for me, Penny! I want to ask you something important!", 9-Volt said as he started to give a chase.
Well, Penny is being chased, Young Cricket got caught in Cupid's Chokehold (I got it from a music video), and Wario somehow got a date. What happens next? I don't know! Read the second chapter when it comes out.