A Rip-off Reese's Fic
by Youkaiko/O.n.D. staff
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This was done in script form because I was too freaking lazy to do it otherwise. I had read The Picture of Dorian Gray a while ago, so I would consider this a Dorian Gray fanfic... only I was inspired by Tenshi's Reese's fanfic as well. I felt it only right to extract my revenge this way.
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How Lord Henry eats a Reese's.
Henry: Stay beautiful, little Reese's. Intelligence is bad. Beauty is good. ::munch::
How Presea eats a Reese's.
Presea: Oh! So it was you, Reese's, messing up my office! Should I tie you up and see how far I can stretch your mouth? Should I boil you in a cauldron? ::laughs maniacly::
Henry: ::walks into Presea's office and gets trapped in the cage::
Presea: THAT'S who was messing up my office! Ahahahahaha!
Henry: The sound of this scantily-clad woman's laughter does not sound good. Perhaps she is an Amazon. Women are bad anyway.
Shampoo: Presea no Amazon! Shampoo Amazon! Shampoo think Lord Henry idiot! Shampoo kill Lord Henry!
Henry: Please speak in complete Victorian-era sentances.
::Ichijouji Ken mysteriously appears::
Ken: Shut up! ::covers ears and walks off::
Presea&Henry: What's he doing here?
Henry: He was rather beautiful.
Daisuke: Leave him alone, you jerk! ::bitchslaps Lord Henry::
::Basil rises from the dead, all grody and corpse-like::
Basil: Yoooouuu....
::Basil kicks the $@#!*%^ out of Lord Henry::
::Presea hangs Lord Henry in a cauldron of boiling water::
::Shampoo prepares a dessert for everyone::
Ken: ::sobbing:: He was so frightening... he scared me...
Quatre: ::pats Ken on the head:: There, there. It will be ok. You know what I do when Lord Henry scares the bejeesus out of me?
Ken: ::shakes head::
Quatre: I glomp Trowa. ^______^;;
::Quatre glomps Trowa and Ken, feeling inspired, glomps Daisuke::
::Out of nowhere, Dorian Gray walks in::
Henry: ::peeps out of the peep-window in the cauldron:: Oh Dorian... you've grown so ugly...
Dorian: You jerk. You know what?
Henry: What?
Dorian: Fuck you!
::Dorian and Basil come back alive and live in a little house in the Bishounen Village::
The End =)
Yes, Lord Henry *was* harmed in the making of this fanfic. I was hoping he would be. Let him rot in the pot that Presea made! Thanks to mommy Julia for telling me to read Dorian Gray, and to the whole Otaku no Doujinshi crew of reviewers (Jean!! Oneechan!) for your support in my writing and doujinshi-ing.
by Youkaiko/O.n.D. staff
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This was done in script form because I was too freaking lazy to do it otherwise. I had read The Picture of Dorian Gray a while ago, so I would consider this a Dorian Gray fanfic... only I was inspired by Tenshi's Reese's fanfic as well. I felt it only right to extract my revenge this way.
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How Lord Henry eats a Reese's.
Henry: Stay beautiful, little Reese's. Intelligence is bad. Beauty is good. ::munch::
How Presea eats a Reese's.
Presea: Oh! So it was you, Reese's, messing up my office! Should I tie you up and see how far I can stretch your mouth? Should I boil you in a cauldron? ::laughs maniacly::
Henry: ::walks into Presea's office and gets trapped in the cage::
Presea: THAT'S who was messing up my office! Ahahahahaha!
Henry: The sound of this scantily-clad woman's laughter does not sound good. Perhaps she is an Amazon. Women are bad anyway.
Shampoo: Presea no Amazon! Shampoo Amazon! Shampoo think Lord Henry idiot! Shampoo kill Lord Henry!
Henry: Please speak in complete Victorian-era sentances.
::Ichijouji Ken mysteriously appears::
Ken: Shut up! ::covers ears and walks off::
Presea&Henry: What's he doing here?
Henry: He was rather beautiful.
Daisuke: Leave him alone, you jerk! ::bitchslaps Lord Henry::
::Basil rises from the dead, all grody and corpse-like::
Basil: Yoooouuu....
::Basil kicks the $@#!*%^ out of Lord Henry::
::Presea hangs Lord Henry in a cauldron of boiling water::
::Shampoo prepares a dessert for everyone::
Ken: ::sobbing:: He was so frightening... he scared me...
Quatre: ::pats Ken on the head:: There, there. It will be ok. You know what I do when Lord Henry scares the bejeesus out of me?
Ken: ::shakes head::
Quatre: I glomp Trowa. ^______^;;
::Quatre glomps Trowa and Ken, feeling inspired, glomps Daisuke::
::Out of nowhere, Dorian Gray walks in::
Henry: ::peeps out of the peep-window in the cauldron:: Oh Dorian... you've grown so ugly...
Dorian: You jerk. You know what?
Henry: What?
Dorian: Fuck you!
::Dorian and Basil come back alive and live in a little house in the Bishounen Village::
The End =)
Yes, Lord Henry *was* harmed in the making of this fanfic. I was hoping he would be. Let him rot in the pot that Presea made! Thanks to mommy Julia for telling me to read Dorian Gray, and to the whole Otaku no Doujinshi crew of reviewers (Jean!! Oneechan!) for your support in my writing and doujinshi-ing.