Boring Crappy Intro
My name is Crest because my parents named me after an American toothpaste, I know this because of a dog tag that was clipped to my wrist. Later I was abandoned in the woods and was raised by wolves (casually).
At age 9 I encountered my foster mother and nearly bit her hands off. She raised me and taught me how to read and write and do proper stuff like that. At age 12 I played my first video game, it was something that someone threw out in our dumpster, from then on I was fan. At age 16 I now worked as a part-time assistant in a fortune telling office and saved up my money for a Nerve Gear.
9 months after the purchase and just a few days off from my birthday. Sword Art Online finally came out of Beta and was open to public.
3 minutes till servers came online, I ate a huge sandwich.
The servers were already online for 8 minutes, I took a huge dump.
Hey no rush, the servers aren't leaving.
I grabbed the gear and laid down on my lawn. It's not like the wifi is better, since I'm using a LAN cable. Servers have been online for 13 minutes.
I pulled the helmet on.
"Lonk Start".