Naruto of the no-life
Wellcome everyone… I been long for so long… I am starting another chapter…. I thank you all for reading a lot of my other fics… this fanfiction is a Naruto/Hellsing crossover fanfic… the story will be compelling and made to tailor most of the readers likes… but it will not be perfect… also I got another fanfic on the works…a naruto/castlevania fanfic… now I am working on that too… but now please enjoy this fanfiction
Note: I don't own Naruto nor do I own Hellsing… but I will own Blizzard (the guys that make World of warcraft) soon… *Evil laughter insert here*
Chapter 1: The no-life king and a new begening
"Uhmmm… there is nothing to do anymore" Alucard said as he was playing with his guns
A pulsating light begun to tear a fabric of time and space
"Well this is new…" Alucard said as he was being sucked….
"Such power… who dares to try and capture me?" Alucard said as he tried phasing trough the wall but did no good… the orb of light keep sucking him in…
"MASTER!!?" Seras yelled as he saw the predicament her master was in
"Stay back cop girl" Alucard said… but Seras was being sucked in as well.
Alucard then was sucked in… Seras was also sucked in but a few seconds after…
(Scene change)
A giant black demonic looking fox appeared over on Konoha
"The Kyuubi!" The villagers shouted as the fox extended its tails and destroyed and massacred everything and anything in its sight
Fast forward 10 minutes
"Eh?where am I? what happened? Bodies… and blood what happened to me?"Alucard thought to himself
Flashback 1 hour back
"Who is this person?!" a man with red eyes an tomoe said as he saw Alucard come from the ball of light
"I am Uchiha Madara… I was summoningthe kyuubi but I got you instead…" Madara said
"Kyuubi? About amountain high and a mountain length? 9 tails and a big ego and demon like qualities?" Alucard said
"Yes" Madara said
"I killed and absorbed him many years ago he was quiet a fight" Alucard said licking his lips
"Then you will do just fine" Madara said as he used his dojutsu on Alucard
"Damn… to be outwitted by someone eons my junior…. How quaint" Alucard said as he was being taken over by the hypnotic spell of the sharingan
Back to Konoha
"Uhmmm… I broke free… but only for a moment… I need…*urgg…* to find help" Alucard said as he stumbled across buildings…
Then a ball of blue light hit him… making him back away
Alucard looked up… a lone man with blond hair with a overcoat was fighting him…. Alucard… and actually made him fall down, a man with no technological enhancements… just his pure abilities
"Interesting… COME THEN AND FIGHT HUMAN!!" Alucard yelled as his face contorted into a twisted smile taking pleasure to fight such an opponent
The fight lasted for hours… the human was not going to last any longer….
"is this the best you can do… I think I might have overestimated you" Alucard said as he closed his eyes in sadness….
Not many know Alucard's true wish… the wish that he himself robbed himself in the folly to take revenge against the God who abandoned him to die back in the crusades… his wish was to die at the hands of someone far superior than him… but there was a catch… it had to be a mortal…
"For this village… I will stop you at the cost of my life" the blond man said
"Tell me your name" Alucard said
"I am Minato Namikaze Yondaime Hokage of the village hidden in the leaf" He said as he begun making a few seals
"I will stop you here and now!" Minato said as the shinigami appeared
"IMPOSSIBLE!!! THE SHINIGAMI IS HERE… but then…" Alucard was confussed… however he was expecting it was not what would happened
The Shinigami could not kill the immortal, he had to many "lives" in him
Instead… the shinigami sealed Alucard and his "lives" onto the little baby the Yondaime had broght with him…
"Sarutobi… please…. The villagers… tell them about Naruto… and treat him like… the hero… he… is" Minato said as he laid dead… consuming the pact with the shinigami
Moments later Seras arrived in a ball of light… laying unconscious on the ground… she was picked up by the midic nin… who were surprised at her healing factor… they decided to put her on the infirmary office and put an IV on her a blood transfusion
She sleep for days…
The young baby was really beautiful… he sleep soundly… unaware that evil intentions of people secretly plotting his demise at such tender age…
A group of assailants came over to kill the little boy… only to be slaughtered by hounds of hell… and the shadows that became as sharp as carving knives, their blood drained as well… the baby laughted and giggled as the night went by, unaware of the deaths on him
Seras woke up… several days…. Trying to acertain her position and whereabaouts…
"I can honestly say we are not in England no more" Seras said as she sighted…. Things where much easier when she was a mortal
"Hey police girl… you still looking for your master?" a voice echoed on her head
"Master!? Where are you?" Seras said….
"Well to put it short the shinigami sealed me in a little boy… and a lot of people want to kill the baby to kill me… thought is stupid really… if they kill the boy I will be released, but I hate the idea of the innocent being killed so I am protecting the boy… I want you to treat the boy as your new master… and teach him how to fight, also… since I am in him… all my abilities and "lives" are transferred to him… well all of them without any use of the restriction Chromewell spell… so he is basically a miniature me… it appears I have a offspring now… perhaps I should develop fatherly feelings now?" Alucard said in a tone that was hard to tell if he was joking or being serious
"Tell me you are joking" Seras said
"On the last part I was… but the first not…. I am stuck… not really good with magic… is not my forte" Alucard said
"So the baby…." Seras said
"Will take on all my abilities… yes… and he will be able to talk to you once he learns about it…. Now talk to the old man in the tall building… his name is Sarutobi… and explain to him exactly what I am telling you… and just curios… do you lactate? The baby will need food"
"PLeasePLEASE tell me you are joking…." Seras said
"Not on that one I wasn't" Alucard said… making Seras blush deeply
"Congratulations… you are going to be the boy's new mom" Alucard said laughing as a maniac
Seras slowly but surely walked to the Hokage's building… she was certain they would not just let her walk in… so… just in case…
"BOOOM!!!" 2 guys flew out the window as she walked into the Hokage's study
"UHmm… sorry about that" Seras said apologizing with a sweet innocent smile…
"What do you want little lady… is way late into the night and I am tired from all this paperwork" The Hokage said
"Is about the boy… Naruto I think is his name" Seras said
"What about him?" Sarutobi said
"I wish *sight* to adopt him" Seras said
Sarutobi almost fell off his chair "Are you certain young lady?" Sarutobi asked
"Quiet… so … what forms should I fill up for the adoption to begin" Seras said
"No paperwork… just… just keep him safe and happy… is all I ask of you… please" Sarutobi said
She was taken back… until she heard the tale of the old man, 27 consecutive assassination attacks in just a few hours…
But most impressive however was the fact that this would be killers laid wasted
From there on Seras became Naruto's caregiver and wet nurse… and also… to her dismay… she had to breast feed him… much to Alucard's amusement… however… Seras became attached to the young boy
Many years have pasted and the young boy… Naruto grew both in power and intellect… due to his history lessons by Alucard himself once he found the connection between them both… and the seal…
Alucard also showed him how to use his vampiric abilities… even though Naruto was not a vampire himself… he was simply using Alucard powers as his own… though the bestial transformation was quiet upsetting…
After a few more years of training Seras send Naruto to the academy… Naruto was wearing an outfit similar to Alucard… except his was black…
He walked into the class… many of the kids in there stared at the blond he sat on an empty seat and put his legs up… his hat down… and begun to sleep until class started… a few minutes… that was all the nap he got… until classes started again.
He paid attention and listened closely… he learned at an outstanding rate… however… many adults were horrified by it… Allowing a demon to study the arts of ninjutsu? He was getting stronger… really strong… would he try and take his rightful revenge?
However Naruto was happily eating ramen at lunch on a little cart-store… as a matter of fact… he was smiling… and eating rather fast
"Uhuhuhu… for a human to eat ramen like that… could it be that ramen is for you as blood is for me?" Alucard said in his thoughts
"perhaps… thought I don't fancy blood as you do Alucard-tousan" Naruto said
Naruto and Alucard relationship was really… askew… Alucard acted as a mentor/torturer/friend/father/protector however most of those roles had diminished since he was growing on power…
The class bell rung to start the classes and end the lunch break
"Damn I am gonna be late!!!" Naruto yelled
"Try using the shadows to move yourself…" Alucard said
"AH! Yes… the movement of the shadows I will try it out!" Naruto said as he was swallowed by the shadows…
As class was starting to fill in and Iruka sensei was taking attendance to see if anyone was playing hooky… however… when he reached Naruto's name… the blond was not there… as he was about to call for the last time… a shadow appeared… and spitted Naruto out
"Sorry I am kinda late Iruka sensei" Naruto said as many of the students criged in fright at being surprised by the technique… the technique was quiet advanced for a genini…. A student seating on the front… Sasuke Uchiha… was looking at the new kid intently… the skills he just showed… it was an unheard of technique… could this kid… have a kekei genkai as the fabled Sharingan the Uchiha possessed… or perhaps something else?
The class went on as normal… however Sasuke was intent on finding out about the kid…
"Hey you… new kid, a word" Sasuke said with a cold stare
"What do you want?" Naruto said…
"I want you to fight me" Sasuke said with a cold stare
"uhmm… interesting… but…" Naruto said
A smoke frame appeared where Naruto was once standing
"What The-" Sasuke said confussed "Get back here!"
At Naruto's home
"Kaaza! I am home" Naruto said as he took his sandals
"Welcome home dear… how was school today?" Seras said… she has not aged at all since Naruto was first adopted… he found out she was a draculina… a female vampire transformed by Alucard and his servant… and she was now her mother, though he could order her around, yet, Naruto never did that, this woman, vampire, whatever… cared for him when no one else did… how could he order around someone who showed him unconditional love?
"I am doing fine mom… I have to take a test to graduate tomorrow though…" Naruto said
"You are not going to tell her about that Sasuke boy?" Alucard asked Naruto
"I don't want her to worry… after all… if she worried about me… it would be as she worried about you too… and we both know you hate being seen as weak" Naruto said to Alucard
"You know me inside out hahahahahahaaha" Alucard laughted
The night came again as Naruto dreamed… as so did Alucard… Alucard dreamt about when he was human… when he fought for the church and for God.
He was finally captured by the turks and was put to death… in his death he cursed god and drank the blood of the fallen turning into the creature of the night… the vampire Dracula… he fought against an ancestor of Hellsing many years ago… and was sealed off… his current form is that of a sealed creature… the vampire Alucard… however… he is able to temporary remove the seal to fight with all power… but now he is sealed inside a seal in a boy
Morning came… Naruto struggled to get up… he hate the sunlight… something he got from Alucard
Seras came over helping Naruto wake up… and made a big breakfast for him… it was a big day after all
Naruto kissed his mother goodbye as he ran to school…
Naruto took the fastest way… holding his hat in place due to his insane speed
Naruto managed to get there before anyone else… half an hour early… he decided to "talk" to his "father"
"So… how did you fight all those monsters back on England?" Naruto asked
"I used a pair of guns… there where my favorite weapons as a matter of fact… why don't you start learning to use them?" Alucard suggested
"That would be great… but I got no guns" Naruto said
"Use the shadows to transport the guns on me to you" Alucard said
Naruto opened his cloak and made his cloack turn into a shadowy substance… eyes appeared and a sinister smile as well, the guns appeared and landed on Naruto's hand…
"This guns…. If someone other than you, me or Seras tried firing it, it would tear their arms off by the sheer force of the recoil" Alucard said to his ward
Naruto holstered the guns inside his cloak and waited for the test
The teacher giving the test was Mizuki… Alucard has seen into Mizuki's soul… he was a dark person who hid it pretty well…treachery was what he smelt from him
"Uzumaki Naruto… please step forward for the test" Mizuki said
"In order to graduate you must create 4 bunshins (not kage bunshin)" Mizuki said
Naruto gathered his chakra but only managed to make 2 clones… and dead looking at that
"You fail" Iruka sensei said
"Come on Iruka… at least he was able to make them" Mizuki said
"The people who managed to make the correct ones… it would be unfair if I passed him for that… no, I am sorry but my decision remains" Iruka said
Naruto left the class crestfallen
"You know… you could always eradicate them you know… just to show the who is the superior being" Alucard said smiling maniacally
"Then… if I did that I would prove to them they were right… that I am a demon… I want them to acknowledge me to respect me but not out of fear" Naruto said
"Mortals… never understood them even when I was one myself… and now even less now that I am a true immortal" Alucard mused
"How about you teach me how to use these…guns… as you call them" Naruto said
"Uhmmm yes… this shall be most fullfiling" Alucard mused
Mizuki then appeared.
"Hey there Naruto… can we talk?" Mizuki said with a sad smile
"Look… is not that Iruka hold you in contempt is that he knows how hard it is for you… but he wants you to earn your place as a ninja… please try to understand him" Mizuki said
"However… I know of a scroll that contains a technique that will allow you to pass" MIzuki said
10 minutes forward
"Are you sure you should be doing this? That man is not to be trusted, I can smell a treachery from him a mile away" Alucard said
"I wanna see how this plays out" Naruto said
"hahahaha so you are taking after me after all plunging head-first into an obvious trap, fine… I will help you if nesesary" Alucard said
Naruto stole the sealing scroll and begun reading it… from the time he had he had perfectly learned the kage bunshin jutsu
"It appears the mortals have learned a few tricks in here" Alucard said
Iruka appeared with his face tired… he had been frantically searching for Naruto… he was really worried for him
"I found you" Naruto said
"WHO FOUND WHO YOU LITTLE IDIOT!!" Iruka yelled
"Well you found me so fast that I could only learn one technique" Naruto said smiling
"he managed to learn a technique… amazing" Iruka thought
"How did you find this spot?" Iruka said
"Mizuki sensei told me" Naruto said
"Mizuki?" Iruka thought
His thoughts did not go too far since a shuriken flew to him
Iruka pushed Naruto out… however Naruto used his Familiar ability to stop a few shuriken from hitting Iruka on his vitals…
"I see the demon reveals his true powers" Izumi says
"Demon?" Naruto said comfussed
"12 years ago the yondaime hokage sealed the kyuubi in you… YOU ARE HE REINCARNATION OF HIM!!! YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A FILTHY DEMON!!!" Izumi said
Naruto started to laugh… "Demon? You are wrong… dead…wrong" Naruto said
"EH?!" Izumi and Iruka said in unison
"The yondaime never sealed the kyuubi… he never fought against it in the first place…" Naruto said smiling
"What do you mean… I saw it with my eyes… when he sealed that… that monster!!!" Izumi said
"He sealed something allright… but it was not the kyuubi… it was something bigger and stronger… an immortal of the name Alucard… a true vampire" Naruto said as he undid his cloak and his familiars appeared…
"Whats wrong… I am as human as you… I however have the ability to control the vampire's abilities… this is one of them, the ability to control familiars" Naruto said as the bats and wolves made from shadows attacked Mizuki mercilessly
Mizuki managed to destroy some of the familiars… Naruto recalled them as he stepped to confront Mizuki
"The other ability is super Natural strength" Naruto sai as he swing his kunai… Mizuki managed to parry the blow… however… he sunk 3 feet down the ground… a small crater appeared
Naruto then vanished
"Another ability is the ability of super speed" Naruto said as he slashed Mizuki inch by inch…
Mizuki then managed to cut Naruto's arm off
Naruto however just smiled…
"Another ability I gained is the regenerative prowess of a vampire" Naruto said as his arm
"What the FUCK is a vampire!?" Mizuki said
"A vampire is an immortal monster… it never dies… it can't be killed… is bloodthirsty and destroys anything that gets in its path" Naruto said
"You are a monster!!" Mizuki yelled
"No… I merely contain one…don't judge me by your standards… I will make sure you will never be a ninja again" Naruto said
He then got his guns out "Farewell" Naruto said as his eyes turned red
He shot Mizuki on the arms… the bullets completely tear off his arms
"I am not a demon… if I was you would not be alive… I will show them all that I am Uzumaki Naruto… Proud ninja of konoha" Naruto said
Iruka smiled "Naruto…come here" Iruka said
Naruto walked up to him
"Close your eyes" Iruka instructed him
Naruto felt a cloth on his forehead…
"open them up" Iruka said
Naruto slowly opened his eyes
"Congratulations… graduate" Iruka said… his headband was now on Naruto's head
Naruto was crying… but it was tears of blood
"Whats wrong?" Iruka said worried
"Stigmata… a sign of the vampire in me was crying" and since I was crying… it just came with the flow" Naruto said as he cleaned his bloody tears
"Thank you… sensei" Naruto said
Chapter end
Well… this is the end of this chapter… depending of the people reviews on this fanfiction… if it goes well I will continue it… I will be also be doing a megaman ZX/naruto fanfiction (I know... to many Naruto fics…. But I work with them better… however... I will do a castlevania one with my OC Shinta look forward for it)
Well please review and leave lots of love… or hate… whatever… I just like to see people reading it and their opinion of my work