Well, this sucks.

My name is Sabrina Grimm.

I live with my grandmother, my sister [who will die], and my parents, Little Red Riding Hood, Uncle Jake, and Puck [uh].

So here's why I'm so sad.

My grandma thought we needed to know each other better. I have no problem with Uncle Jake and my dad bonding but Me, Daphne and Red? That's a new low, ; I have to 'bond' with Puck. That is just wrong.

I hate him, but for some crazy reason, Daphne thinks we're ? Are you serious? He doesn't have a soul. He is an evil flying device of DOOM. No more James Bond for me.

So, we decided to go to the mall. Of course, Puck had to go with us. Being our 'protector' and all. So, we [I was forced] went to this really girly store. So Puck decided to stay outside and go to Reebok or something.

When we got into the store, Daphne, being Daphne, wanted to try stuff. Of course I was dragged into it.

So [I am using that word a lot], they glamour me up, then we paid for it. So [got to look that up in a thesaurus] I was reluctantly pushed out the door. We got home and I walked in the door, only to hear a click and Red saying "Sorry Sabrina. Daphne talked me into it. Have fun."

"WAIT! How can you trap me in this house alone?"

I heard a voice behind me. "Oh you're not alone." That voice. Fairy boy.

I started banging on the door. "Get me out of here. Now!" I stopped banging, turned to Puck and said, "Try anything and you die. This is some of Daphne's 'soul mate' crap.I am going to my room. Don't bother me. Or else. Later, Fairy Boy." I stomped up the stairs to my room.

My new and improved room.

The 2 pigs that are left built me a dream room. Like Puck and Daphne's. I went to my swing bed. It was so cool. There was a mini-trampoline that you could jump on to get to my bed. Ice cream sandwich bench, mechanical closet, Huge TV, Gummy bear chandelier [flame resistant],the TV has a built in hair-dryer. The bathroom is gummy-bar themed, too. The curtain has real gummy bears on it[don't tell anyone, but I eat them sometimes][Like in iGet A Hot Room].

And I was just about to take a shower.

When Puck walked in.