Obsidiano, one of the very few residents of the Trifecta granted the honor of being one of the Attendants of the Crusty Old Man, as well as the head researcher of the entire Trifecta, has been granted the task of interviewing the higher-ups on the Trifecta's Sovereign Tier List. He is to interview all six D'omnieers, all three Ones Above All Except Crusty Old Man, and finally the other three Attendants of the Crusty Old Man. The results of these interviews will be published to the general public, and are intended to help lower the amount of intimidating authority the higher-ups have by making the regular residents of the Trifecta see that they are just other people like them, despite their higher positions on the Sovereign Tier List. Obsidiano has constructed a list of several questions to ask each person, and he heads off to the first Singularity of the first Duality to begin the process. Obsidiano sits down with a man with pure white skin, who is casually leaning back in his chair.
"Hello there, Sir Rodrick. As you know, I am here to ask you a few questions as part of a series of interviews with the higher-ups in the Trifecta."
"Yeah."
"So...how did you become the D'omnieer of Singularity 1? That's quite the position to have, seeing how it is the most powerful of the Singularities."
"Well, uh, funny you ask that. So like, I'm a real deep sleeper, y'know? I could sleep through ANYTHING. Well, one day, I went to sleep, and when I woke up I was here, and there was a note saying I'd been put as the D'omnieer of Singularity 1. I didn't say no, obviously, because y'know it's a free place to live and I don't have to do anything since Shin pretty much doesn't let anyone but himself monitor the Duality."
"Alright, and you just kind of answered this one, but what exactly do you do as D'omnieer?"
"Well, like you said, I just answered it. I don't do anything. I just sit around and chill all day. Plop down on the couch with a couple of lemons and just snack on 'em while I watch whatever Realm seems interesting on the TV. Lately I been watching the Touristic Realm a lot, which you'd think would get old after seeing it enough, but it's honestly real enjoyable. There's an especially good tour guide there, probably the best in the Trifecta, he never fails to keep things interesting."
"Alri-wait, hang on. Did you just say you snack on lemons? Like, just, raw lemons?"
"Uh, yeah. Don't peel them either because there's no point putting forth that much effort when I can just eat the peel anyways."
"Okay, then. Last question here. I was told that you...um...make music? Is this true?"
"Oh, hell yeah!" Sir Rodrick suddenly pulls out an electric guitar from a shelf and begins playing some kind of chaotic song that seems to have no actual rhythm to it.
"Ah, yes, it sounds...fantastic. Okay, it was nice talking to you, but I have to keep things moving in a timely manner, so I'll be on my way, now." Obsidiano says, cutting off Sir Rodrick's music, before walking out.