A/N: Hello everyone. You may be wondering what I'm doing writing a story like this.

Well…I simply decided to have fun and give Oscar a harem. Let that precious little cinnamon roll experience the wonders of older girls being into him. :v

Now, you may be wondering why it's rated M…..no comment.

Now then, let the fun begin, shall we?

Disclaimer: I don't own RWBY.

Oscar was currently running for his life.

How did this happen? He was only 15 for Oum's sake!

He quickly utilized all the past memories that combined with him after Ozpin's soul finally became one with him months ago, resulting in the man fading away.

"Oh, damn it Ozpin! Hundreds of lifetimes and you're telling me you never had to deal with something like this?!"

"COME BACK, MY LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL!"

"WE LOVE YOU OSCAR!"

"LET ME CARRY YOUR BABY!"

Oscar groaned. "How did this even happen?"

(Earlier in the morning)

It all started early that morning in Oscar's apartment in Vale. He was currently reading through some paperwork that gave the approval for formal reparations of Beacon now that the Grimm have finally been cleared out.

One advantage of gaining the memories of past lives was the knowledge that came with it. So Oscar was able to understand the legal jargon in it.

"Finally. Maybe now this place can go back to the way it was."

He sighed and sipped his mug of hot cocoa.

"I can see why Ozpin got addicted to this stuff. It's really good."

Done for the say, Oscar was about to lay on his bed for a bit when a knock on his door occurred.

"Huh? I wasn't expecting anyone."

Shrugging, he opened the door and was surprised.

"Weiss?"

Said member of Team RWBY smiled sweetly at the farmer boy. "Hello, Oscar. I hope this isn't a bad time?"

"Oh, um, no! Of course not. Would you like to come in?"

Weiss giggled. "Well-mannered for a farmer boy."

She stepped past a confused Oscar.

O…kayyyy?

Shrugging it off, Oscar closed the door. "Can I get you something?"

"No thanks," she answered politely. "I actually just need to speak with you about a personal matter."

She sat on the couch and pat the spot beside her, beckoning him to sit with that same sweet smile.

"Um…sure?"

Oscar sat next to her, unaware of the gleam in her eye.

"So, um…what did you wanna-?"

"Oscar, how long have we known each other?"

He blinked. "Um…about a year?"

"Correct. And while I can't say we've spoken as much as you and Ruby have…I consider you someone close to me like her."

She leaned close a bit. "Can you say you…feel the same way?"

Oscar had to actually think about that.

…Well, it was true he and Weiss never conversed as much as he and Ruby. Or, well, he and Qrow, either. Though the latter was mainly because of Ozpin.

But ever since they all met in Mistral a year ago, Oscar got to know the other members of Team RWBY. They traveled and fought together. And after their victory over Salem, one could say they were brought closer than ever. And of course, being friends with them sorta got him more friends over the past year.

Of course, Oscar mainly saw RWBY more than most people he knew. So he interacted with them the most, more or less.

"…Yes," he answered. "I consider you close to me."

Weiss' smile became radiant. "I'm glad to hear that."

She put her hand on his chest. "Because…I suddenly feel a lot closer to you, Oscar."

She leaned forward a bit. She happened to be wearing her combat dress from when they met in Mistral, so Oscar managed to see down her attire through the opening.

He blushed a little. "W-What do you mean, Weiss?"

"I mean that I want you."

"…I-I beg your par-?"

Weiss suddenly lunged at him, kissing him full on the mouth.

Oscar's eyes widened.

W-What the hell?!

Weiss leaned into the kiss, using her tongue to dominate.

This was completely unlike Weiss! W-What was going on? Why was Weiss kissing him?!

I-I mean, sure, I can brag about kissing an older girl, but what the hell?!

Weiss leaned back with a smile. "You may touch me, if you wish?"

Oscar's mind went blank. "…W-Wha?"

Weiss giggled, grabbed his hands, and guided them to her breasts.

Oscar inhaled sharply.

"I know mine aren't as big as most of the girls you know, but they should still feel nice, yes? And I've grown in that department since my time in Beacon."

Oscar had no doubt about that. And yes…they felt nice….

They'd probably feel nicer is he was grabbing them bare, but he wasn't about to suggest that.

"I suppose that's enough foreplay. Let's get straight to it, then."

Weiss started removing her clothing.

"W-Weiss?! What are you doing?!"

He tried to stand, only for Weiss to hold him down with her leg on his chest….

She actually had nice legs now that he thought abou-.

No! Bad Oscar!

"There's no need to worry, Oscar," Weiss soothed. "I'll take the lead in this."

Oh god, I'm about to become a man.

Before anything could happen, however, a figure suddenly came crashing in through the window.

"HIYAAAA!"

THWACK!

Weiss was roundhouse kicked in the head, sent flying into the kitchen.

Oscar saw that the person was Ruby.

"Oh Ruby, thank god! You saved me from getting laid!"

…

…

"Funny, most guys would probably be pissed about tha-."

"OSCAR!"

"R-Right, sorry, what's going on?"

Ruby shook him frantically. "Oscar, listen, he didn't mean to do this!"

"Wait, what?"

"H-He wasn't thinking straight, okay? W-We just need to find him and-."

"RUBY!"

Ruby stopped.

"What are you talking about?!"

Ruby took a deep breath. "Okay, look, what happened was-."

"RUBY ROSE!"

The Rosegarden duo turned to find a very pissed off Weiss.

"YOU WILL NOT KEEP MY LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL FROM ME!"

She drew her rapier.

Ruby extended her scythe. "Oscar, run! I'll hold her off!"

As confused as Oscar was, he was not about to get caught in this crossfire.

"Thanks, Ruby!"

Oscar ran for it, the battle of the White Rose pair echoing behind him. The only thing on his mind being one simple question...

What the actual fuck?!

A/N: And that does it for the first chapter. Hope ya'll liked it.

These chapters won't be too long. Between 500 and 1500 words, I wager. Updates may very well be frequent. Wanted to make this one big one-shot, but then decided on short chapters instead.

I won't say how many girls will be in the harem. Or who, but I'm sure you all can guess correctly certain characters.

This is just for the fun of it. Consider this a crack fic.

Oscar gonna get him some in this fic. Whether he likes it or not. XD

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LATERS!