MOVIE

In the movies it is always the poor, but attractive, kid who gets the person in the end. They fall in love with the coolest person around and somehow get them to love them too. In real life that doesn't happen unless you're really lucky.

(Dam I wish I lived in a movie)

Everyone's first kiss is bad. It is never as romantic at the kisses on TV. The two participants are nervous and don't know what to do. It usually is a sort kiss, as most simple kisses are. I was pushed into my first kiss, and somehow that's how my first relationship started.

(Dam I wish I lived in a movie)

The first time you make out with someone it usually isn't great. It is sloppy and not too pleasing to either side. It's surprising anyone tries again, but the saddest part is chances are you were bad too. I didn't even move my tongue once I got it in their mouth. For some reason I wasn't dumped on the spot.

(Dam I wish I lived in a movie)

Finally the first time you have sex is very unpleasant. You have to figure out what goes where and who is on whom. In health call they make it seem so simple, but it isn't. It took me half an hour to figure it out and I still got only 3 seconds of sex. The rest of the night there was an uncomfortable silence.

(Dam I wish I lived in a movie)

The good thing is that as time goes by and there is more experience under your belt everything gets nicer, especially the lovers. Somehow I ended up with my firsts older brother, but still…Dam do I wish I lived in a movie!

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hey everyone you may remember me from such stories as searching and peace offering. I was gone, for a while...and now I'm here! i needed a warm up piece before working on the other stories that people have been waiting on for a lifetime. i know that this is different then some other things i have written, but as i said it is a warm up.