Chapter 1.

South Park hadn't changed much. It was still the run down, hill billy town that got itself into the stupidest of situations all the time. But after the four boys (you know who I am talking about) hit high school, all the stupid things that happened just seemed to calm down. The boys had changed a lot to; they grew up and were on their way to, or trying to, become responsible adults.

Stan Marsh. Stan had stayed on the football team all throughout middle school and was now the south park high school demons number one star player. Stan now stood at 6'0, with jet black hair in an emo style, swaying over his Ocean blue eyes, he was toned and fit and everything all the girls at South Park high wanted. He was still the animal loving hippie he was in the 4th grade, and often ditched school to protest against animal cruelty and experimentation which landed him in jail overnight more times than he would have liked. School still got to him and keeping up with grades was hard. Stan was on his way to becoming a football super star.

Kyle Broflovski. Kyle was the smartest kid in South Park, maybe even the smartest person but there wasn't much to compete with. He was 5'6 and one of the shortest guys in his class much to his disappointment. He still had the fiery red hair but had long ago cut the Jew fro and tamed his hair; it was not strait and styled to look like a skater look that fit him perfectly, his grass green eyes seemed to complement his hair and freckles died down and now was quite good looking, he was lean with little bits of muscle that really sooted him. Exceling in all of his classes and even taking college level subject and (since he was 2 years away from graduating) was on his way to becoming one of the greatest minds in the world.

Kenny McCormick. Kenny was the school very own pervert in no better words. Kenny was 6'0, with sandy blonde hair that he left alone, making him a have a 'I just woke up' look that looked really good on him, he had baby piecing blue eyes that could see right through any lie that someone tried to tell him, he was very toned because he did join some of the sporting teams in school. Kenny was still poor but after his mother and father got divorced he was alone with his mum, they both got a job (in Kenny's case 2) and were doing really well. Grades didn't matter but he was smarter then he thought, just passing classes and was on his way to becoming a film maker, which he discovered his talent after getting sent to a film class for detention.

Eric Cartman. Eric was still fat, not as fat as he used to be but still fat. He was 5'8, with brown hair all spiked everywhere and the same blue eyes and he was muscular as well which stopped people from picking fights with him, afraid to get squashed. He had joined the wresting team and was really good at; it vented his anger and stopped him from being a total dick in class. He was still an argent, racist, Jew hating, Hitler loving fat son of a bitch but had actually started to get nicer the older he got. Eric was on his way to becoming a manager in bands and any talented person he thought would make him a lot of money.

And this is where our story begins…

Kyle's POV

'Stupid assembly, stupid South Park with its stupid idiotic-ness and stupid money problems, how in the world is the mayor still the mayor of this town, she has no idea what she is doing, and she is going to get a piece of my mind that is for sure.' I thought to myself after I just found out we would be having assembly instead of my actually being able to have some free time for once in like, two weeks, 'god I hate this town.'

I was walking through the hall of south park, waving to people I knew and coming to my locker and throwing all my stuff in. A pitch to the butt is what stopped my angry ranting rage.

"Kenny I would appreciate it if you stopped grabbing my butt in front of all these people, there is going to get the wrong idea" I tried to say in the calmest voice I could manage, which turned out pretty well.

"Oh but Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, you have one of the nicest butts out there and you don't even realize. I will stop touching it if-"Kenny began before I cut him off.

"No you are not filming or taking any pictures of my ass thank you very much, go annoy Stan, he loves it when you act gay around him" I turn to face Kenny, having to look up in the process 'stupid short-ness'.

"Who said I was acting?" He smirks at me. I try and walk away but he leans his arm out so I can't pass.

"Ok, Ok, go and be yourself around Stan, I don't have time for this, we do have an assembly you know. Why don't you and Stan get back together, I don't see why you broke up in the first place, I mean it was awkward for me but you to were good together, what happened?" I ask, actually curiously.

Stan and Kenny had both 'come out of the closet' together when we hit middle school and they had both told me first. I told Kenny that Stan was gay and Stan that Kenny was gay and that they should go out because being gay in south park, you can't be too picky of who you date. But for some reason they were both disappointed when I told them to go out, but they did anyway. And then they just both broke up but I can tell that now and again they still have flings, I walked in on them once and now I was scared for life.

"Ah, Stan isn't my type, I mean he is good in bed at al-"

"I don't need to know these things' Kenny, I don't want to know" I said putting my fingers in my ears but he pulled them out.

"Okay, Okay, I already now you know about that" He smirks and gives me a wink and I shiver in disgust "Stan and me and just too alike… in that certain, activity" Kenny tries to explain.

"I don't get it"

Semes?"

"What are you going on about" I say, finding this convocation very confusing and now I wish I never asked about it.

"We both like to be the dominate one in a relationship and that just turns out to be chaos in the end"

I thought about it for a second, still not understanding… Seme… Dominate? certain, activity…. What? Kenny was looking at my face, waiting for me to realize and a second later I got it.

"Ahhh! I didn't need to know that, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, And NO! That is disgusting. Forget I asked!" I freak out and duck under his arm, feeling disgusted and then all these images are going through my head and. AHHH.

I storm off down the hall to the gym and try desperately to forget I even asked Kenny that question.

Kenny's POV

I smirked to myself as I watched the frightened and scared Jew make a run for it down the hall. 'He's such a cute little Virgin I thought to myself as I went to my locker and put my books away and headed to the gym for the stupid assembly. On my way I passed Craig and winked at him. He looked at me with distrusted and flipped me off and I just kept walking.

I made my way into the gym and there where al lot of people already here. I walked over to the sophomore area and looked for my home group, all I really had to do was look for the Jew with the bright red hair and I was fine. I found Kyle and of course he had Stan with him and Cartman. He and Cartman seemed to be in a heated argument so I walked over to Stan and we just watched them fight, we found it quit amusing when they argued; it could last from a few minutes to a whole month.

The principal (Mr Harrison) came up to the speaker and started to talk about random shit, from the schools behaviour towards teachers and the way the school was not a good example, the fact that we didn't follow the rules, what do you expect, this is South Park.

"And finally, some of the children of South Park high have been nominated to go on a special camping trip that last up to 2 months, to work on their survival skills, brain power, strength, agility and team work" that seemed to get everyone's attention and soon the room was so quiet you could hear the light breathing of everyone in the gymnasium.

"Many students have been picked for this program" Mr Garrison said from the side line. That's right, whenever our grade of people from 4th grade went to middle school or high school he got a job there and ended up teaching us in all different subjects.

"Shut up and tell us who got picked" Some yelled from the senior area and everyone started to yell as well.

"Calm down seniors, only the sophomores were picked for the program" Garrison said giving them a glare from across the gym. "Now we will be naming the students one by one, when your name is called please make your way to the front of the gym, collect a number we assign you and go to the front office were your parents will be waiting with your bags, yes your parents do know of the trip and have agreed to let you go."

"First up Butters Stotch, Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens, Kyle Broflovski, Pip Pirrup, Damien Thorn, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Heidi Turner, Token Black, Tweek Tweak, Christophe, Craig Tucker, Annie, Red, Kenny McCormick, Clyde Donovan and Gregory have all been picked to go on the camp for the next 2 months."

It was kind of weird that our class from 4th grade (well most) where the ones picked but no one was complaining, two months away from south park, full of shitty teachers, stupid community, weird stuff happening, stupid parents and the god awful school.

We all walked and found our parents waiting for us, they were going to the time of their lives while we were gown but so were we. We got the duffle bag our parents packed for us, for me it wasn't much, and headed to the bus that waited for us got on and were soon heading to a camp we had never heard of before and we don't even know where it is.