Matthias walked up to the Abbot. "Father Abbot, what is the purpose of life?" he asked him. The Abbot looked over his tiny dust-covered glasses and said in a monotone voice, "For Playmouse." ''What?'' asked Matthias again. The old mouse grinned from ear to ear and replied "N-Nothing, I said nothing. Now, run along."
''Not until you answer my question.'' The Abbot looked at his wrist and said ''Oh my, look at the time, it's lunch!'' Matthias looked stern. ''But, Abbot, lunch is over; are you on crack?'' ''Why of course not! Why do you ask?'' the Abbot said as he smashed into a wall. ''FATHER ABBOT! Are you okay?!'' ''Look mum, nothing around me at all; I'm scary; HELP!; Look' it's Cornflower; WHOOPEE!!!!!''
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2-The Basil Cracks
Basil walks up to a pretty, young hare female and asks her drunkly, ''Will you meet me in Cavern Hole..HICCUP!..in a little while?'' ''ACK! YOU CRETIN!" she says as she runs away.''i dunno whot i did to'er.''
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PS: Old Abbot Mortimer died of a hemeridge afterwards.^^* (tears)