Avatard's Lament
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN AVATAR OR THIS SONG.
AN: A random burst of inspiration from my frustration. Dedicated to all the Avatards out there who are pissed off with the delay. Purely for fun, so no flaming please. And as for "them", you know whom I mean. Reviews are loved!
"Oops! ...They Did It Again"
yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think
they did it again
They made us believe we'd see Aang and
friends
Oh baby
SIX WEEKS has left us crushed
Our
Avatar-need is quite serious
We have lost all our senses
'Cause
they're so sadistic'lly mean
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...They
did it again
They played with our hearts, we waited in vain
Oh
baby, baby
We…can't take any more
Gonna kick down Nick
Studios DOORS!!!
We're not that innocent
You see our problem is this
We're
dreaming away
Wishing our heroes, they truly exist
We cry,
watching the days
They had us all fooled in so many ways
We
have lost all our senses
'Cause they're so sadistic'lly
mean
Baby, ohYeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
Legions of angry Avatards prepare to march in protest of the delay of the next episodes of Avatar.
"All aboard," an Avatard shouts, rallying the troops to embark on the humongous vessel that will take them to their destination.
A mysterious cloud of dust appears in their midst and Guru Pathik appears out of nowhere.
"Wait,
Avatards, before you go, there's something I want you to have,"
says he while handing the leader a seemingly sacred object.
"Oh,
it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?" says the
Avatard in shock.
"Yeah,
yes it is."
"But
I thought that Zuko dropped it into Lake Laogai in the end?"
"Well,
I went down and got it for you. It's for good luck. I've infused
all the cosmic powers of the universe into it so that you may succeed
in your enterprise."
"Oh, you shouldn't have."
Oops!...they
did it again to our hearts
We waited in vain, oh baby
We can't
take any more
We're not that innocent