Warning: contains an extremely perverted loser and a so-innocent-it-gets-really-annoying girl.

Domo: Whoever thought of this must have a dirty mind. *heh heh heh*

Maki: I wonder who...-coughcough-

Domo: *shock* Are you suggesting I am that person?

Maki: Maybe...;)

Domo: *sigh* TT_TT but you helped!

Maki: WHAT? ...oh yeah, that's right. NOOOO!

Domo: Bwahaha! I win! Okay...*sips tea* Shall we start?

Maki: sniffsniff...I hope you guys enjoy this story more than Domo enjoys my pain. ;A;

Keita's POV

Thud.

I opened my eyes in annoyance, and felt a sharp pain from my head to my shoulders to my butt. I looked around sleepily and realized that I had fallen out of bed.

Gee. That was a great way to start my day. I was having an awesome dream too. I dreamt about my angel, Ichigo~ She had such a cute innocent smile on her face and was feeding me some of her homemade chocolate-banana bread. Mmmm...Ichigo's homemade chocolate-banana bread. I bet it would taste great. Though I wouldn't have minded if she had tasted MY banana instead...

With a big smile on my face(it wasn't a perverted smile at all!), I slowly got up and stretched. I put on my glasses. Then I looked my cock...I mean, clock! My alarm clock!

Oh shit.

It was 8:45am. School would start at nine o'clock. Dammit, I was late! And I had planned on waking up early today. Today was supposed to be a special day. It was the day I was going to attempt to ask Ichigo out on a date with me. I had already planned my (epic) entrance to the classroom, my speech, and even got tickets to the amusement park.

"KEIITAAAAAA"

Crap. And now I could hear my mom yelling.

"Why are you still in your room? I thought you left for school a long time ago! What kind of child are you?"

I groaned. My mom forced the door to my room open. "What? You're not even dressed? Hurry up? If you're late...I'll do unimaginable things to you!". She pointed a threatening finger and me and then stomped away.

I just had a very disturbing thought as my slightly(very) perverted mind interpreted the last sentence wrong. But then I remembered that I was late. I struggled into my school uniform, and down the stairs to the door, and started to put on my shoes.

Crap. I left my book bag in my room. I threw the shoe I was attempting to put on, and ran to my room, almost tripping on a carpet. Then I grabbed my bag. Dammit, I forgot to do my math homework last night! Oh well...a date with Ichigo is more important anyways. If she says yes that is. Who wouldn't say "yes" to me?(A lot of girls.)

I ran out my room and almost tripped on the carpet again! Why was it there anyways? I got my shoes on, and then ran out the door to school. Halfway down the block, I realized that I had forgot the amusement park tickets. How can you ask a girl out on a date if you don't present the tickets?

I ran back to my house, panting. I frantically searched my pocket for my keys. Right pants pocket...no keys. Left pants pocket...no keys. Jacket pockets...no keys! In a panic, I dug through my bag, filled with lots of crumpled papers and worn out textbooks. I threw some papers on the ground to make my searching easier. (One was a test paper, one that I never showed my mom because I don't like getting beat up. It's uncool.)

STILL NO KEYS. I pressed the doorbell about five times, until my mother opened the door. "Oh, my god! Keita, what do you need? Get your ass to school already!"

Ignoring her, I ran to my room. And this time I tripped on the carpet. "Fuck!" I cried, as I rubbed my chin. It better not turn red. If it turned red, then I wouldn't look good in front of Ichigo!

"Keita, don't you use those profane words!" my mother angrily yelled at me.

"Yeah, yeah," I mumbled as I reached my room. I grabbed the tickets from my table, and tried to look for my keys. Hm...I think I put them next to my alarm clock. I walked over to the alarm clock, and there the keys were! At least I didn't have to search for them that much again. i wave of relief hit me, but I wasn't relieved for long.

The clock now read 8:57am. "FUCKKKK!"

"WHAT DID I SAY?" I heard my mom scream, but it didn't matter anymore. The only thing that mattered was getting to Ichigo's side...I mean, school!

Ichigo's POV

Chocolate banana bread~

"I wanna take a bite!~ *hmphhh*"
"Eh?~"

I was only on my bed with the pillow in my mouth, me sad now...me really wanted bread...
"*sniff*"

The window looks so clear and shiny...I looked up and saw cotton candy, fwuffy and soft~ Mommy would never let me travel on a cloud, she says its too dangerous and that I would get a booboo~.

"Honey?, time to go to school and don't forget your book bag this time!"

Mommy is so nice, she always makes chocolate banana bread for me. That's why lunch is the most favorite time of the day for me~

"Mommy, can I bring a lollipop to school?~"

I grabbed my bag and I tripped over my books. It hurt but I didn't want to make mommy worry about me. My friends worry too much too, people think they are scary but they are so nice to me~ Sometimes I wish everyone would just get along with each other.

"Sure, but you have to promise to drink water after you finish it okay?"

Mommy always says that, I don't wanna drink water!~ What's the point? I puffed up my cheeks and just stuffed a piece of banana bread in my mouth.

"Watch it young lady, that's suppose to be your lunch and don't you dare make that face in front of me, and I don't want you to have cavities like those boys in your class."

Mommy always says that when I have to go to school. I don't even know any of the boys, my friends keep telling me they're bad people so I never seen one up close before. I heard that boys have dreams that make their bed wet. I wonder what that means, does it mean they pee in their dreams? I asked mommy before and she said I shouldn't even be near boys.

"Mommy, do boys pee when they sleep?"

Mommy suddenly stared at me like the time I asked when I could ride on a cloud. She never gave me a good answer.

"Well sweety, its because their weewee is never empty so they pee without having to wake up."

Mommy finally answered my question. So boys pee in their dreams? It all makes sense now~ I better tell my friends what I just learned. They would be so proud of me.

"Bye bye mommy, I'm going to school!~"

Thanks for reading! Both Maki and Domo are new on FFN, so any reviews would be lovely.