Sayward: Da da dadada da DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today's the day I make a random type thingy!!!!!
silence
Sayward: Yep…today's the day…
Link: Sayward? What are u doing?
Sayward: gasp Link!
Link: What?
Sayward: Buffalo…
Link: 0.o
Sayward: Link!!!!!! U have to be random with me!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Why?
Sayward: Cuz I said.
Shippo: I like being random. It's fun.
Sayward: Aw Shippo!!! U r so cute!
Shippo: I'm the sexiest dude around.
Arnold: No your not cuth I am!
Shippo: U did it with your dog.
Arnold: Heh?
Sayward: Shippo quit making lies.
Naruto: No it's true!!
Arnold: No it ith not!!! I never did that u thstupid mofo!
Naruto: What????!!!!!!!
Link: Mofo? 0.o
Sayward: Don't ask…
Sango: Whoa…dudes…
Link: Why does everyone keep pooping out of nowhere?
silence (again)
Link: I mean popping!!!
Sayward: Heh…he said pooping…
Arnold: I'm thtill the hot one.
Sango: I'm sober dudes!
Zelda: You're retarded Sango!!!
Sayward: gasp Your majesty Princess Zelda!! bows
Zelda: My camel ran off so I had to come here.
Sayward: I say we all go to a picnic and act gay!!!
Link: That sounds great Sayward!
Shippo: Yeah. I'm there. And we can go because nothing bad's gonna happen today. Naraku's on vacation.
Narrator: So they all went on a picnic. But what Sayward, Link and Shippo didn't know was that Naraku was planning to capture Sayward. Again.
Naraku: Wow! This plan I came up with to steal Sayward is perfect!
Kagura: What the heck are you talking about? It was my plan you gay wad. I thought it up so it's mine. Oh, and, you did it with Hakudoshi.
Naraku: Hey, I only did it with Hakudoshi once and I don't wanna talk about it.
Kanna: Will you two shut up! We already know Naraku did it with Hakudoshi. Anyway, let's go get Sayward!
Narrator: Uh oh! This looks like trouble for our favorite Pokemon heroes. Will they be able to overcome it?
Sayward: Hey? When did this become Pokemon?
Narrator: 2 seconds ago.
Sayward: What?!
Shippo: Say your line Sayward!!
Sayward: Oh, right. clears throat Wow! This is a nice picnic! Look at all the food!!!
Link: Yeah the food is good. Oh, and Shippo, I have a question I wanna ask you.
Shippo: Yeah? What's the question??
Link: reads on in script
Sayward: whispers Link! Say your lines!!!
Link: takes one look at the audience (Zelda, Arnold, Sango and Naruto) and drops his script and walks off
Sayward: Uh….It seems that Link has dropped out of the play! Who wants to do his part?
Arnold: raises hand Pick me!
Sayward: Alright! Come on up here!
Narrator: Going on now…
Arnold: reads script Do you want to have a thexual intercourthe with me?
Shippo: What? No way! You freak! You pervert!!
Arnold: Oh, come on Thippo. You know you want thome of thith booty. You want it dontcha?
Narrator: Shippo didn't have time to respond to that though, because suddenly Naraku, Kagura and Kanna appeared.
Naraku: Hahaha! It is us, Team Poobah!
Kagura: Prepare for trouble!
Naraku: And make it double!
Sayward: Will you two shut the fetch up! We already knew you were gonna say that.
Kagura: That's not what your momma said last night!
Arnold: Will you two thut up! You're gay!
Naraku: Mind your manners Arnold. This time were actually going to get Sayward.
Kagura: Yeah!
Sayward: Cut the crap!!
Kanna: Meowth! Shut up! Sayward, this time you're going down. You see…we biochemically engineered our own Pokeman.
Sayward:?
Kanna: I mean mon. PokeMON. Wait, did I just say Meowth??
Naraku: Yeah! You're goin down. The Pokemon we made is stronger than all your Pokemons combined!!
Sayward: Oh really??? What's his name?
Kagura: Yeah you're goin down and his names Rootor! GOOO ROOTOR! throws pokeball
Rootor: Arrgh. I'm Rootor and I will destroy u all. Arg.
Sayward: Oh my gosh! He's huge!
Arnold: Don't worry Thayward! I'll handle rootor for you. GOOO OATMEAL!!!!!!
Oatmeal: Roar. I'm Oatmeal. Roar.
Kagura: Rootor can beat Oatmeal no problem! Rootor, do that attack I can't remember the name of!!!
Arnold: Oatmeal! Do your marthmallow attack!!!!
pow kick snuff
Oatmeal: Roar. I'm dead.
Arnold: Oatmeal!!!! NOOOOO!!!!! starts sobbing
Naraku: Hahahahaha! Good job Rootor! You killed Oatmeal! Hahahaha! Oatmeal is dead. Now who else wants to fight Rootor? Ha ha!
Shippo: I'll fight Rootor next. Hmm, which Pokemon should I use? I know! GOOO Retard!!!
Retard: Arg. I'm RETARD! And I need an aspirin.
Shippo: Retard? What're you doing out here? Oh, yeah. I called you out. Well I hope Rootor kills you, you piece of crap!
Naraku: Quickly, Rootor do your tomato attack to Retard!!
kick snuff kick
Retard: Look I'm dead!!!! I need an aspirin because I have no head!!!
Shippo: Woo. Retards dead. Yay. Wahoo.
Kagura: Yeah, nice job Rootor! Yeah! You see, Rootor is very strong. Yeah!!
Sayward: I guess I'll fight Rootor next.
Little Link jumps onstage
Sayward: -Aw!!! He's sooo cute!!!-
L. Link: Sayward I'll be your Pokemon!!
Sayward: Yay! hands Link a script I pick Little Link to fight! GOOO Link!!!
L. Link: Hey, I'm Link I'm retarded.
Naraku: Rootor! Do your gummy bear attack!!
pow kick kick
L. Link: Hey I'm dead. I'm retarded.
Sayward: Oh no! Links dead! Wait a minute, how are you guys gonna capture Rootor now?
Kanna: She's right. Let's run away like cowards.
Sayward: But Link is still dead!
Narrator: Luckily, there happened to be someone nearby who could bring Pokemon back to life. Who was it you ask?
Sango: I'd rather not find out.
Backpack: It's- a- me!! Backpack, the ultimate ruler over you losers!
Narrator: Yes. It's Backpack. So he brought Link back to life. Needless to say, Sayward was thrilled.
Sayward: Hooray Link! Lets go make out- stops suddenly, then looks up in surprise I have to make out with Link???!!!!
audience gasps
Naraku: What?!
Narrator: Or a simple kiss would do.
Sayward: -Aw well. He's cute anyway- kisses link on the cheek
L. Link: blushes
Naruto: How come he didn't bring back the other Pokemon?
Shippo: I don't want to bring Retard back to life. He's gay. Why did I have to play a girl?
Sango: Because, cross dresser!!
Shippo: Cross dresser? eyes fill with tears
Zelda: Aw! Poor Shippo! cradles Shippo
Backpack: You all have to shut up!
Sayward: Why don't u shut up you retard!!
Backpack: I hate you Sayward…
Sayward: And you always will.
Melon: I'm a melon!
Sasuke: comes up not caring and eats the melon
Melon: AAAAAHHHH!!!
Sayward: Sasuke!!! Now all we need is Sakura.
L. Link: Hey. I'm still retarded.
Sayward: Uh…Link? We're done with the play. You can stop now.
Retard: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I've come to eat u all!!!
everyone screams, except Sasuke, who is still devouring Mr. Melon
Backpack: You're all gay!!
Sasuke: looks at backpack evilly Oh am I? starts beating up Backpack
Sayward: Yeah! Go Sasuke!!
Sango: yep…still sober…
Naruto: and retarded.
Backpack: That was worse then that time I challenged Inuyasha to a farting contest.
Sayward: ah…good times…good times…and smelly…
Inuyasha: Yeah we totally stunk up Saywards house. That was bad, man.
Sayward : where'd u come from?
Inuyasha: the reading rainbow.
everyone starts singing the reading rainbow theme song except Sasuke…u know hes too cool for that…
Link: This is more pathetic then that time I played marco polo with Helen keller…
flash back
link and Helen keller are in a pool
Helen: stares blankly
Link: Marco? Marco? Marco? Marco? Marco?
end flashback
Link: My life is being wasted by idiots who can't even defend their own kingdom…
Sayward: Link! Have you met my saber toothed man eating moose tiger, Foofoocuddlypoops? holds up ffcp
Ffcp: Meow!!!!
Link: That's a cat…
Sayward: Oh…then where's…? looks behind shoulder
Sasuke: Wtf, mate?
Sayward: Oh. There he is!!!
Everyone: 0.0 SAYWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THAT??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sayward: This…is Foofoocuddleypoops!!!! My saber toothed man eating moose tiger!!!
Naruto: Is that really your pet?
Sayward: Yep. I'm totally cereal, man.
Zelda: How come it doesn't eat you?
Sayward: He only eats guys. That's why he's called man- eating!
all the guys run for their lives
Sayward: Fetch! .
Sango: um…that means link'll get eaten too…
Sayward: Uh oh.
Zelda: He's too cute to get eaten.
Sayward: Yeah.
Sango: and inuyasha'll probably kill him.
Sayward: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'll kill inu first!!!! runs after the guys
Zelda: So violent…
Sango: Indeed…
Zelda: Where'd my camel go?
Sango: Still SOBER YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
Backpack: That was gay.
Sayward: Your gay!
Backpack: You wasted my life.
Sayward: I'm gonna END your life!!!! attacks Backpack
Well, stick around for the sequal!!!
Backpack: There's a sequal? Great…
Sayward: Shut the heck up, you stupid limey!