The RPG Coffeehouse

Supper long disclaimer: I don't own Chrono Trigger/Cross, Final Fantasy, Seiken Densetsu, Dragon Warrior, Xenosaga/gears, Zelda, Dark Cloud, Mario, Breath of Fire, Kingdom Hearts, Suikoden, Treasure Hunter G, Grandia, Star Ocean, Tales of. That's all of the games that I for sure that are going to be in the coffee house, but more will appear as the umm… 'Saga' continues.

Characters in this chapter: Boy OPF (Sword of Mana aka Hero), Locke (Final Fantasy VI), Rize (Seiken Densetsu 3), there is a reference to Lucca (Chrono Trigger).

Spoilers: none

Parrings: none

Prolog: Coffee Land

Once upon a time, in Coffee Land, there existed a large number of coffeehouses for characters from different forms of entertainment. In the video game sector, a coffeehouse was made for each major genre of games; there existed a coffeehouse for that specific genre of games. The coffeehouses that were born form this ridiculously crazy idea were the, Simulator, Shooter, Platform, Strategy, Fighting, and the RPG coffeehouses.

These series of events will take place in the RPG Coffeehouse.

Chapter I: Problems with Thieves

A boy named well… he didn't really have a name to begin with. People called him Boy One Point Five (Boy OPF). This was due to the fact that he was in the first of the Seiken Densetsu series, but since he was in the remake, Sword of Mana, he was given the title of One Point Five. He may not have an official name, but at least he could talk.

Boy OPF was currently buying some coffee at the counter of the Coffeehouse. Finally the coffee was finished and he reached in his pocket to grab some luce, he felt nothing in his pocket. 'Oh crap! What am I going to do!' He looked down to see if there was luce left in his pocket. But there was still nothing. Boy OPF was now approaching insanity every time he reached in to his pocket trying to find some luce in it.

He suddenly heard snickering to his right, whom is apparently the thief-in-denial called Locke Cole, stole his luce. Boy OPF suddenly became as mad as that nerd from Chrono Trigger (Lucca) gets when her experiment blows up. Boy OPF reached out to grab the 'treasure hunter', but Locke just HAD to run off to the Final Fantasy tables, "Hey, you stole my stuff! Thief!"

Locke turned around and spoke in a rather flagrant manner to the hero, " Excuse me! I am a treasure hunter, thank-you-very-much! And I wasn't stealing. I was just looking for treasure in your pocket."

The hero glared at Locke and yelled, "That's just sugar coating the fact that you stole my money."

Our almost famous treasure hunter yelled back at the victim to Locke's treasure hunting, "At least all of the main characters in the Final Fantasy series have legitimate names!"

"Oh yeah! Well...umm…uhh… at least the Seiken Densetsu games have an awesome, flying, white dragon!" the hero stated with a well, thought-out comeback.

Suddenly a girl jumped in from the other side of the Square-Enix section. She wore a green dress and wore her hair back in a braid (although some stray hairs were sticking out in front of her face). She stood between the two guys and pointed her rather deadly looking spear at the thief. This was the princess of the amazoness castle, Rize… or was it Lize… or Lise… oh, wait, maybe it was Rise… whatever it's gonna be Rize for now.

Rize looked at the hero from Sword of Mana and asked, "Why didn't you tell us that you would have do much trouble buying coffee?"

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That's the end of chapter one hope you come back to read some more of the tales of The RPG Coffeehouse.