This is going to be a few different one-shots, a bit of a mock-Night World. Canon characters, but the couples are mixed up. My attempt at humour, might go disastrously wrong ^_^ Wrote when I was bored in German, 'kay?
Little background stuff: Witches can't deal with mercury instead of iron, 'shifters, aluminium foil (just foil, not the block. You can hit them as hard as possible with a block of aluminium and they'll only get annoyed) and for Vamps, chocolate and porridge.
This is for one of my best friends, AL, who very famously thought that Morgead was a girl, and that Delos and Morgead were Soulmates ^_^
I don't own Night World.
Delos and Morgead: Choccy Porry
"How do you like my dress, Delos, daffodil darling?" Morgead said in his high-pitched voice. He was prancing around in his new pink flowery dress with frills and white flowers dotted about.
"It looks great, pumpkin," Delos said. He smiled. Morgead giggled and blushed.
They went to eat their breakfast, no porridge or chocolate included, of course.
Delos coughed.
"Are you alright, Delos, daffodil darling?" Morgead said.
"Yes, pumpkin," Delos said. But he coughed again.
"What's wrong, Delos?" Morgead said, almost in tears.
A very scary roar and the sound of something sloppy hitting the window resounded through the small shed where they lived. Morgead coughed and looked at the window.
It was brown and sloppy. It looked like...
Chocolate porridge!
Morgead squealed as the window broke and a Choccy Porry monster oozed in.
"Stay behind me, pumpkin!" Delos shouted. He stood up and put his hands up, palms facing forwards as Morgead crouched in front of him, whimpering.
"You will never burn us with your chocolate flavoured porridge!" said Delos. "Don't worry, pumpkin," he said to Morgead, still cowering behind him.
Morgead shrieked as the Choccy Porry monster spat out a glop of chocolate flavoured porridge and it landed next to him. The monster roared again and it was suddenly too much for Morgead's poor little brain. His body took and he sprinted to the other side of the shed, screaming hysterically.
"Pumpkin!" Delos shouted after him. He turned back to the Choccy Porry monster and shouted, "Pink Flower Power!"
Pink flowers shot out of his hand and pelted the Choccy Porry monster. It roared again and retreated.
"Pumpkin!" Delos shouted as it sank to the floor and melted.
"Oh, Delos, daffodil darling! You did it!" Morgead cried.
They linked arms and skipped off into the mid-morning sun.
Well, not literally.
I'm not sure if I should continue with these one-shots. If I do, it will be updated very slowly, but I do have matches made in heaven. (C'mon, Eric and Quinn? They're perfect together!)