L's nose was on his ear.
L's nose was on his ear.
L's nose was on his ear.
Ryuzaki," Light muttered, peering at him through the corner of his eye, "Your nose is on my ear."
"I am aware of that, Light-kun. Under most circumstances the perpetrator of innocent actions freely acknowledges such."
Light stopped typing, but still refused to look at his antagonist. "Why?"
"Why what, Light-kun? You should specify."
"Why is your nose on my ear."
"Why not?"
Light fought to keep the irritation off his face.
"To the extent of my knowledge, which is considerable, it is within my rights to place my nose wherever I wish…"
"But it's my ear, Ryuzaki. Haven't you heard of personal space?"
"Occasionally. Would this be called 'an invasion of your personal bubble', as the internet so repeats?"
"Yes, actually, it would."
A short pause, punctuated only by L bringing his thumb on his bottom lip. This brought his frigid knuckle to meet Light's jaw. "Could not either party remedy the situation? I am not preventing you from, perhaps, moving your own head a quarter of an inch to the left."
"You are the one who stuck their face into mine."
"How very childish, Light-kun." L wiggled his toes and sniffed. "This is changing the subject, but what shampoo do you use? It's reminiscent of strawberries."
"Herbal Essences. You are preventing me from studying the Kira case."
"This is untrue. You are at perfect disposal to ignore my interruptions. I find you are using my actions as an excuse to prohibit progress in this investigation."
Light scoffed. "That's ridiculous."
"Is it, Light-kun? I notice you still respond to my test, although you are fully aware this should increase my suspicion of you. You are very rash- so, coincidently, is Kira."
"How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not Kira?"
No reply. With a pleased sigh, Light turned back to the monitor, fully intending to ignore the annoyance. Just as he began to regain focus, however—
"Light-kun… would you care to explain the base concept of 'Eskimo Kisses'?"
A/N: …Well, okay. This is an odd fic to debut my new account with. (I pray to the one-shot gods, and what do they give me? LiLt.)
Do you like it? Is it weird- okay you don't have to answer that one. Was it too slashy / not slashy enough? Are they in character? Did I have any stupid spelling mistakes? All this and more, in the latest installment of—REVIEWS APPRECIATED!
~Oranje