Hello this one is really strange, Me and my friend Pilko came up with it in like 5 seconds...so it's stupid and yeah!
Ash
eats himself
One-day ash said to himself "hey I'm hungry" he looked over his things. Nothing. Although he had a bag to eat he felt that he would taste much better.
He gnawed on his arm "Man I need some salt" he complained.
Too stuffed to look around he began to chew on his fingers, giving them a swift chomp, bye-bye index and pinkie fingers.
Still not satisfied he grabbed his left leg and nibbled on the bone.
By the time Brock and Misty came back all that was left of little Ash was his trademark cap.
The End
Tada! and well that was really wierd..sorry