A\N: Yay! Another Yagari and Analesia fic! :D Obviously, no artwork to go with it yet, but I will keep y'all updated! :)

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Written and Narrated by Analesia Wildfire

This form of annoyance is probably the simplest one, as we are starting mildly and working our way up. It won't have him spitting steam or screaming profanities, but it will confused and irritate him enough to set him up for the next step. For best results, perform multiple times in an hour.

Analesia ducked lower into the bushes and watched as Yagari made his way up the sidewalk and into the small, cozy cabin, a wicked grin on her face. She waited silently for the door to close and then counted to ten in her mind slowly.

Taking a deep breath, she got out of her crouched position and walked briskly up to the door. She raised her finger to the button and grinned, taking a moment to pre-savor victory, and then pressed it three or four times before running off of the porch and darting around the corner of the house.

"Hello?"

Analesia held her breath, waiting as a few seconds of silence passed.

"What the…? Crazy kids."

The door slammed and she waited a few more moments before running back up to the door and ringing it twice more, this time running to the other side of the house to hide. The door flew open faster this time, and Yagari actually stepped onto the porch—or so his footsteps said.

"Who the heck is there? And what is your problem?"

Analesia stifled a laugh, covering her mouth. I'll have to thank Zero for that little tip he gave me!

And by 'little tip' she meant his work hours, home address, relaxation time, and a map of all the best hiding places.

Pulling herself from her thoughts, she realized Yagari had gone back inside, and she quickly made her way back to her bush, grabbing her satchel and running to the back side of the house. Sitting down, she pulled out her book, opening to the place she had last stopped.

She read for a little while, glancing at her watch every few moments, and when ten minutes had passed, she put down her book and walked to the front porch, peeking in the window to see Yagari enjoying a cup of coffee and reading a book.

Hmm, he never struck me as the type of man who read.

Was it odd that she found this attractive? Ah, anyways. She continued up to the front porch and walked over to the door. She took a deep breath and rung the bell, whirling around and speeding to the back of the house.

"Hey!"

For a moment, Analesia panicked, thinking she had been caught.

"What the heck is going on?"

She sighed, wiping her forehead as she returned to her book. She sat down, catching her breath and reading for a few more moments.

Grinning to herself, she started back towards the front of the house, rubbing her hands together. When she was done with this list, he would never knock down an entire shelf of books again. Ever.

Running up to the door, she knocked loudly and rang the bell, running once again around the corner and waiting for the response. A few seconds passed and… nothing?

Analesia poked her head around the corner. "What…?" Shaking her head, she slowly moved towards the door, keeping an eye on the window, but not seeing him in his reading chair.

Kitchen, maybe?

Inching closer, she raised her hand to knock. She waited a few more seconds, thinking maybe he was just going to ignore it, and in that case, her fun was over and it was time to move on to the second phase.

Shaking her head, she clenched her fist and brought it down against the door.

"Aha!"

Analesia jumped three feet in the air as the door flew open, revealing a royally ticked Yagari standing there, cigarette crushed between his clenched teeth.

"Huh…?" He stopped, instantly relaxing and leaning against the doorframe. "Analesia?"

Analesia scowled, unhappy to have been found out. She wanted to wait until the end of the list to reveal herself!

"Yes?"

He stared for a moment, and then shook his head. "I'll bite. What the heck are you doing?"

"Who me? Uh…" She glanced to the right slightly, pausing for just a moment. "I'm stopping by to tell you the Headmaster is looking for you. He wanted me to let you know since I had to run errands in town."

"Oh… alright."

She turned innocent eyes to him. "Is something wrong?"

"No, no…" he shook his head, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Is that all you came by for?"

"Yup!" She glanced at her watch. "Well, it's almost time for class to start, so I better be in the library to hand out the new textbooks…" Letting her voice trail, she moved towards the edge of the porch.

"Uh… okay? I guess." Yagari scratched the back of his head and stepped inside, leaving Analesia to run to the back of the house and gather her belongings.

Hmm… that didn't work as well as I'd hoped. He didn't seem annoyed, just slightly irritated. Very slightly. Time for step two!

And with that delightful thought at the forefront of her mind, she ran towards the Academy, smiling happily to herself, stopping by his door to ring the bell one last time for good measure.

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