Welcoming Notes: Yello readers, I am SoulEmbrace2010, and welcome to the first-ever Naruto x Valkyrie Drive crossover story!

Valkyrie Drive is airing, and I'm setting a challenge for myself. After watching an episode, I'm going to release two chapters of this new story. I will fail this challenge if I don't release two chapters per week. This is just one of many trials I set for myself to end my laziness. Sure I have school, homework, a part-time job, and a crazy personal life but I will get this done.

Basically, this is a free writing blitz.

As for Valkyrie Drive, HOLY CRAP! This anime is literally competing with Shinmai Maou no Testament BURST on an epic scale! If this is what we get for the next few months, then what will the Blu-Rays be like? There better be special shorts and an OVA after this season!

With that said, here is my new story, and enjoy!

Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Fantasy, Ecchi

Warnings: Violence, Strong Language, and TOTAL Sexual Content

Tags: Strong/Liberator!Naruto, supporting crossovers, Harem, Ecchi, Yuri, Citrus, OOC Characters

Pairings: Naruto/Harem with crossover girls

Series: Uzumaki's Payback

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Valkyrie Drive, or any other crossover that'll appear.

Now Presenting: Naruto of the Valkyrie Drive

Chapter 01 – Episode 01, Part 01 of 02

Enter the Unknowns

(Unknown Location, At Dawn)

"WHAT THE HELL DATTEBAYO!" a voice yelled from inside a black rocket-propelled pod that traveled at top speed across the ocean.

My name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, and I'm a shinobi.

Well, I used to be...hell, I still am.

I was a ninja that bounced from ninja world to ninja world, and would always "depart" because I stick to my morals.

Now I know you're thinking, "A ninja with morals? You're like a mercenary. You don't have morals.". Well, I do…kinda…

I'm not the type of guy that would leave those in need of help. I'm the type of guy that helps them, sees what they're really like, and leave the assholes to rot.

Dark, I know, but when you get hunted like a fox in your own village, you tend to adopt a realistic view of the world.

Speaking of foxes, I'm the Jinchuuriki of Kurama, the Kyuubi no Kitsune. Cool, huh? Apparently the assholes in my village don't seem to think so, because they would beat the crap out of me whenever they catch me, despite the fact I was a kid.

That's fucked up, right? Well in all honesty, my life could have been infinitely worse, but that's another tale for another time...

"An island?"

Naruto managed to look through the window of the pod he was trapped in to see a big island, but the trees were so thick that he couldn't see through it.

I became a ninja to prove them wrong, that I was a fox in human skin; the same fox that destroyed their village. But I learned the hard way that no matter how much you try, you can't change the ways of the old generation. And no matter what, the old generation influences the new generation well before the new generation ever gets a chance to make meaningful changes. Fucked if you do and fucked if you don't, read?

Guess that exile from Konoha after beating the crap out of the Uchiha pretty boy who I thought was a brother was a blessing in disguise. Fine, if Konoha want their spoiled, golden boy Uchiha, then they can have him. At least I got my first kiss from my other half, Hinata-chan, and got all my inheritance before the greedy Civilian Council and Shinobi Advisory Board got a hold of it, and learned who my family was in the process. You can certainly bet that they will be quaking in their boots when they learn who I really am, but why do I even care now?

To hell with Konohagakure no Sato and the Uchiha, and to hell with ROOT who attacked me while leaving, forcing me to kill them. I almost wish I got Granny Tsunade to leave with me, she was all packed up and even planned on taking treasures of Konoha that only the Hokage has access to. It would have been so epic to see Konoha chasing after her because she took the Hokage Hat which has the Master Control Seal for all the villages defensive measures...

After traveling for days, I came across the Mugen Tenshin Village, and the ninja recognized me from my exploits in the Lands of Wave, Spring, Tea, and Takigakure during my short tenure as a Konoha-nin. After some rough testing and trials, they brought me into their fold, making me work as a bodyguard to Kasumi-hime, heir to the Mugen Tenshin, who I became friends with alongside Ayane-chan, a girl with a past similar to mine, Hayate, their brother, and Ryu, friend of theirs who usually visits them.

"Gah!" Naruto yelled when his pod impacted with something, "What the hell was that?!"

He quickly found out as his pod melted, before it suddenly ejected him out and onto the island.

While the training was good, I knew that I needed to learn more. Too bad the Mugen Tenshin didn't seem to think so when they accused me of illicit sexual relations with Kasumi, which was far from the truth, so I resigned as a Mugen Tenshin ninja after a few years later and enrolled in a ninja school I heard from word of mouth, Hanzo National Academy, with the only students being Katsuragi, who might as well be my sister from another mother, and Ikaruga, a girl who's brooding could rival even the Uchiha back in Konoha.

Thankfully my presence and influence prevented a repeat in history in terms of me and the Uchiha when Katsuragi and I freed Ikaruga from the chains that shackled her to the darkness that bind her.

And kicking the crap out of her brother Masasume was becoming one of my favorite past times. The fact that he was the easiest pranking target I've had in years only made it harder to leave Katsuragi and Ikaruga when I left, because that became the point where our bond was truly forged in the fires of Shinobi training.

Aside from the newbies coming in like Asuka, Yagyuu, Hibari, Fuuma, Hijikata, Ayame, Seimei, and Muramasa, it was pretty uneventful, aside from helping Kasumi take revenge for Hayate by killing Raidou, and protecting her from Nukenin Hunters; until a rival shinobi school attacked and took our Super Secret Ninja Scroll, but by that time, I was pretty delusioned about the whole necessity of "Good Ninja" and "Evil Ninja", and their role in drawing out the ultimate youma, Shin, and the fact that the higher-ups of the Good Ninja faction are downright hypocritical considering Homura's past. So after the Shinobi Battle Royale between Hanzo, Gessen, and the newly established Hebijo, I took my ball and left Hanzo without graduating to start my own business, with my own hours and choices of jobs I would take in terms of being the ultimate combination of a mercenary and a youma hunter: a Devil Hunter.

And that's when the suits came… Fucking tools with their fucking knockout gas!

"Oh shit!" Naruto yelled, flailing his arms in an attempt to slow his fall.

But it barely did any good as he landed on the ground on the feet but skipped along the ground that was sand and landed in a heap.

Apparently it was discovered that I had a unique ability that is compatible with a female born with an "A Virus", some kind of "irregularity"… Judging from the lecherous grins of some of the suits that kidnapped me, it must be something perverted enough to give the unreliable Ero-Sennin a run for his money.

"…Ow…"

I do know for a fact that I was supposedly born with some kind of "irregularity" that had the old monkey worried sick, and here I am, the first male with a certain...irregularity only found in girls. Go figure.

"Wait, looks like I won't have to worry about any Nukenin Hunters." Naruto mused as he got up and dusted himself off, "Wonder if there's any ramen here?"

Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze

Type: Liberator

Rating: Awesome

Former Ninja. All-Round Ramen Slurping Badass

Naruto is 5'8" tall, has spiky sun blonde hair, sky blue eyes, a slender Adonis-like physique, three whisker-markings on each cheek, and wearing an open orange jacket with black stripes and red flaming designs over a black form-fitting sleeveless muscle shirt, a red clothed forehead protector with his Uzumaki clan symbol, a utility belt with various ninja tools, dark navy blue ANBU-style cargo-pants, and black combat boots.

"No, of course they wouldn't have any ramen in a place like this, where ever this is. I gotta find my way off this rock." Naruto said as he walked the beach.

"Good luck with that, kit. Need I remind you that we're on an island with no way off?" a grumpy yet deep voice sounded off in his mind.

"Yes, I know. Thank you for keeping me informed, furball. Damn non-chakra formed barriers preventing me from water walking back to freedom..." Naruto snapped back as he looked around and failed to find a living soul.

"Little brat… Don't expect me to help you out anytime soon." Kurama, the Kyuubi no Kitsune growled at Naruto, before going back to sleep.

Well, pretending to go back to sleep, only to entertain the view of watching Naruto struggle.

"Love you too, furball." Naruto said before cutting the connection, "Mmm, it's too quiet."

Naruto put this ninja senses on high alert as he stopped and observe his surroundings. He landed in a beach area with no one in sight and a deep forest to his side. Using his affinity to wind, he sensed a few hazards within the forest, but nothing to worry about.

Except for being bitten by snakes and annoyed by bugs.

Before he could plan his next move, he heard an explosion up above and turned to see a pod impact with what looked to be an energy shield.

"Is that how I entered this place? Damn." Naruto grumbled as realization set in, "Well that explains why I can't Water Walk beyond a certain point to leave this island, but I wonder how I can shut it down, if I can that is... What the?"

Naruto's eyes widen when he saw a small figure being propelled out of the pod the same way he was.

Only his time, he sensed that the newcomer was unconscious.

Acting quickly with a burst of speed augmented by wind chakra, Naruto ran to the landing point of the figure, who appeared to be a young girl, and managed to catch her in the nick of time.

"That was close." Naruto sighed in relief and looked at the girl, "Oi, are you…ok…ay?"

He faltered when he saw the appearance of the young girl and gaped. The girl has red hair tied in braided pigtails with a little cat pendant clipped in the front of her hair, golden-yellow eyes, a short stature with complex figure, having the body of a middle schooler with big C-cup breasts, and wearing a gym uniform similar to what his old comrade Hibari wears in her Shinobi Tenshin form that consisted of a light track jacket, red shorts, black socks, and white gym shoes.

"Holy crap. This girl's the envy of every kunoichi her age. Mirai's go ballistic if she sees her. What have her parents been feeding her, or is this the side effect of the "A-Virus" and "V-Virus"?" Naruto wondered as she imagined the fit Mirai would throw if she saw a girl like this who was chest and she's still flat, "Still, how did an innocent girl like you get wrapped up in all this?"

Naruto set the girl on the sand and set down himself, digging into his coat pocket and pulled out a box of pocky. He then used his teeth to pull one out and chewed on it, watching as the sun rose over the horizon.

"I wonder how the others are doing?" Naruto mused as he thought about the people back home, "Hinata-chan, Ino-chan, Anko, Kin, Karin, Tayuya..."

In Konoha, he knows that Hinata was doing okay, along with Anko, who had just a bad an experience in Konoha like him. Then there's Ino, a fellow florist and gossip girl, and Karin, a girl he saved from a bear back in the Chunin Exams, and learned that she was his cousin from the Uzumaki clan along with Tayuya, who he took back to Konoha after the damned Sasuke Retrieval Mission.

He also hoped that Gaara, his new surrogate brother and best friend from Sunagakure was doing okay, as well as Itachi, who he knows in his gut from his time hanging out with him that he didn't kill the whole of the Uchiha clan as he claimed.

Just the assholes. Ninja kill people after all, but we are all entitled to certain levels of moral code. Itachi's moral code is just a little lower than my own despite offending public opinion.

"They're okay, I can feel it. I can also feel that Sasuke is doing horribly." Naruto said to himself and smirked at the thought of Itachi thrashing Sasuke again, "Hmm?"

He looked to see a crab crawling back and up to the sleeping girl next to him. He watched in amusement as it snapped its claws in her face, with the sounds actually waking her up.

"Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." Naruto said, with the girl jumping up to a sitting position in fright after seeing the crab in her face, "Calm down, it's just a crab dattebayo."

He chuckled as the girl looked at him nervously.

"Who are you? Why am I…" she asked before looking around, "A beach? Where…am I?"

"Your guess is as good as mine." Naruto replied, and frowned when she flinched as if remembering something, "Damn suits…"

He put a hand on her shoulder and gave it a gentle squeeze to calm her down, and helped her up.

"Come on. We better get moving." he said, with the girl nodding and followed him while latching onto his jacket.

As they walked the beach, Naruto scowled as the hairs on the back of his neck stood up, getting the feeling that they were being tracked.

"Ano, I didn't get your name." the girl said, tugging at his jacket, "And do you have a phone?"

"Naruto. Uzumaki Naruto, and I'm a…ninja." Naruto said, pointing a thumb at himself, seeing no problem revealing his former occupation, "Oh, and I have a phone, but there's no signal."

Then again, he still feels like a ninja despite everything, as he showed her his iDroid Profiler, with the screen saying 'No Signal'.

"A ninja…they're really real?" the girl asked in amazement.

"Of course they're real, just like samurai still exist, yet they don't let you common guys see them. Our world is secret after all. Besides, even if I tell you, no one would believe you." Naruto replied with a grin.

"Oh…" the girl said as she started to take off her track jacket, "Mou, it's so hot."

"Maybe that's the reason no one here at the beach." Naruto guessed as he used his chakra to keep himself cool, "But if you're really baking, then let's head into the forest. The shade will keep you cool. Plus, if we go through there, we might find people on the other side."

He pointed at the forest, but the girl shook her head frantically.

"B-But it's probably totally full of bag!" she wailed in protest, "No way a little city girl like me can handle that!"

"Seriously?" Naruto deadpanned and sweatdropped.

"Hey, handsome! Shorty!"

Naruto and the redhead turned to see two females in bikinis, with one of them with moderate-size chest in a blue bikini, and the other with even bigger boobs in a banana-yellow bikini.

"How's it going?"

"You're by yourselves?"

"Well, looks like there's locals after all." Naruto said as his companion's eyes sparkled with happiness and relief, "And you two lovely ladies are?"

"I'm Miyasato, and this is my partner, Kouzuki." the girl with the blue bikini introduced herself and her friend, "And you are?"

"I'm Naruto, and my friend here is-"

"Thank goodness!" she cried as she ran up to him while dropping her jacket, with Naruto picking it up as the two ladies jumped down from the rock they were standing on, "U-Um, where are we? Would you mind lending us a phone with a signal?"

Instead, the Miyasato and Kouzuki took one look at the girl and suddenly burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter, with the yellow bikini girl's chest bouncing about.

"It-it says "virgin" on your shirt!" Miyasato said before continuing to laugh.

"What?" Naruto asked incredulously before looking at the redhead's shirt himself, "Oh~"

The kanji on her shirt had the kanji for "shoujo", which translates to "virgin".

"Kya!" the girl squeaked as she covered her shirt, embarrassed.

"There's honest, and then there's that!" Miyasato choked out as Kouzuki held onto her to support herself from falling as the redhead sank to her knees, "Appealing to the neckbeards out there?"

"Th-That's not it! It's doesn't say "virgin"! It's my last name, Tokonome!" the redhead protested as she clarified the kanji.

"So, you're not a virgin, huh?" Miyasato said as she managed to recover from her laughing fit.

"Hard to tell when look so innocent." Kouzuki added.

"Well, you weren't wrong about…that. I am a virgin." Tokonome mumbled as she looked away, before shouting, "But my name is Tokonome! Tokonome Mamori!"

Mamori Tokonome

Type: Exter

Rating: Adorable

5'1 Loli Oppai. Obvious Virgin

"Now that we introduced ourselves, would you ladies please tell us how we ended up on an island in the middle of nowhere?" Naruto questioned, wanting to get things back on track.

"Before that, what are you two? Are you a Liberator, and she's your Exter?" Miyasato questioned back.

"Or could it be reverse?" Kouzami wondered with an interested look.

"Uh, what?" Naruto asked dumbly with question marks bouncing on his head, as he was called a Liberator from what he heard before being knocked out, but what was an Exter?

"Lib? Ex?" Mamori asked as well, as didn't know either, looking at Naruto and back at the two, "What are you talking about?"

Miyasato and Kouzami looked at each other teasingly.

"Instead of telling, I'll show you." Miyasato said as he moved behind Kouzami and wrapped her arms around her, with Kouzami put her hand on Miyasato's head.

Right in front of Naruto and Mamori, Miyasato began kneading Kouzami's humongous breasts, making the redhead gasp in shock and the blonde's mouth dropping, with Miyasato now fondling Kouzami's rear as well, making the latter moan loudly.

"Okay, this is too easy!" Naruto shouted, raising his hands as Mamori began to be flustered.

"Right there! More!" Kouzami moaned out, with Mamori now covering her eyes and Naruto attempting to look away.

"Th-They're perverts!" the blonde and redhead thought together with Naruto attempting to avert his eyes with Mamori peeking through her fingers.

"Will you look at that? They're staring at you." Miyasato whispered sweetly to her partner and partly pulled off her bikini, revealed her huge tit.

"Oh God! I'm so turned on!" Kouzami moaned out loudly, with Miyasato going further by slipping her fingers into the bottom part of her bikini to rubbed her "special" place, "More! Hurry and do it!"

"Oh man, Ero-Sennin would have a field day on so many levels –ttebayo. Hell, they're doing what Imu fantasizes about doing it Miyabi." Naruto groaned as he felt his pants becoming a bit tight and rubbed his thigh, "Easy, big boy, easy."

"You rang?"

"No I didn't!" Naruto yelled at his crotch.

Mamori looked at him strangely through her fingers, with Naruto noticing and laughing it off nervously until Kouzami let out an orgasmic yell.

"Ahn~!"

Suddenly, Kouzami's body glowed before shifting into an orb and spiraling like a tornado until she formed into a strange contraption that looked like a triple-barrel projectile.

"…WHAT?!" Naruto yelled in absolute shock, pointing at the weapon while Mamori gasped in horror.

Naruto was trying to figure out how the hell was that possible, when Miyasato pointed the weapon at himself and Mamori.

"Get it now?"

"NO WE DON'T!" Naruto bellowed at her while moving Mamori behind him, "WILL YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW THE HELL THAT HAPPENED?"

"Wha-What he said!" Mamori agreed, nodding furiously, "I have no idea what's going on!"

"Ah-ah. Still haven't awoken yet, huh?" Miyasato sighed in disappointment.

"Awoken?" Naruto and Mamori asked together, with the former in frustration at the lack of answers.

Naruto gritted his teeth as Miyasato pointed…Kouzami at them again, and was getting pretty angry at Miyasato's unwillingness to supply any information.

"Allow me to be your Prince Charming then." Miyasato said as she prepared to fire.

"Damn bitch." Naruto growled in distaste, wishing that he had his weapons.

He doesn't have them due to being hit with knocking out gas thanks to the suits that kidnapped him after he turned in his resignation from the Good Ninja Faction.

Then, out of nowhere, the water exploded to their side, drawing their attention as a pod sped towards them.

"Another one?" Naruto gaped as the shield was once again active.

Cue the pod impacting the shield, with the pod then ejecting the newcomer through the shield, just like Naruto and Mamori.

Time seems to slow as the occupants of the beach stared at the newcomer flying toward them, with said newcomer suddenly flipping through the air with multiple revolutions before landing in front of Naruto and Mamori, with the former moving the latter out of the way.

The newcomer was a young woman with dirty blonde hair long enough to touch the ground, red eyes, a slender, busty figure with H-cup breasts, and wearing a black jacket with red threads and gold trim over a partly button white shirt with a black and white tie, black fingerless gloves, a red plaid miniskirt, and black shoes.

"Wh-What the hell?" Miyasato asked, stepping back, "Did you just Drive?"

The young woman didn't answer as she looked back at Naruto and Mamori and raised her arms as if to shield them, as Naruto blinked at her.

"Wait a sec! Mirei-chan, is that you?" Naruto asked, putting a hand on her shoulder.

The girl named Mirei looked back at Naruto again, this time with a small smile before looking back at Miyasato with a glare.

Mirei Shikishima

Type: Liberator

Rating: Soldier

A Pure-Hearted Fighter

"Huh? What are you doing? You three friends?" Miyasato demanded curiosity.

"No, I never met her before." Mamori replied before looking at Naruto, "Naruto-san?"

"Yeah. We go back a while. Just like me and a select few I know, she's a fighter." Naruto answered with a smile.

"I see. Whatever, it doesn't matter. One, two, three, it's all the same." Miyasato said with a shrug and arrogant smirk, "Show me what you got!"

"Move!"

Mirei quickly grabbed Mamori and moved out the way along with Naruto as Miyasato opened fire with Kouzami.

"They dodged it?!" Miyasato asked in shock before opening fire again.

None of the shots hit home as Naruto and Mirei, the latter still holding Mamori, weaved in and out of the shots until the barrage ended.

"How?!" Miyasato complained.

Kouzami's bullets were nearly fast as the speed of sound, and they should've connected, so how?

Naruto dusted himself off and looked at Mirei. With her with him, Miyasato would be nothing but a pushover, and he would finally be able to get some answers.

"A-Ano…" Mamori mumbled in Mirei's arms with a blush on her face, "Y-You're hurting…my breast."

Naruto looked and sighed as he saw Mirei's hand on Mamori's plump breast. No doubt it was an accident as Mirei realized it with her own blushed showing and quickly put her hands up.

"It's okay, Mirei-chan. She's a virgin." Naruto said teasingly and chuckled as he clapped her back.

"Naruto-san!" Mamori wailed, really embarrassed.

"Is now really the time for harem shenanigans?!" Miyasato shouted in anger as she shifted Kouzami's barrels and fired a rocket at them, "Eat this!"

"Mirei-chan! Mamori-chan!" Naruto shouted, moving in front of them to protect them with his body.

The rocket impacted on the ground right in front of him, causing it to explode and sent him and the girls flying.

Naruto's vision was clouded by dust as he flew through the air, pain racking his body. Hoping that his friends were okay, he looked to the side, only to find Mirei kissing Mamori, with her hand on Mamori's breast on purpose this time.

"Seriously? Get a room…" he groaned before Mamori glowed pink, "Huh?"

The wind blew about, obscuring Naruto's vision once again, who used a lightning jutsu to shock his body to move and land on his feet.

"Wind Style: Great Breakthrough!" Naruto shouted, summoning squall of wind to blow away the dust.

His jutsu wasn't the only one that caused the wind to be violent, as a pulse of energy collided with his jutsu, cancelling it out, with Mirei bursting through with a sword in hand and looked at Naruto knowingly, with the latter understanding as he got into position and spun around, once again releasing wind around his person.

"Secret Fusion Ninja Art: Mirei Strike!"

Mirei positioned herself, with Naruto whipping out his leg, and with Mirei landing on his leg, launched Mirei towards Miyasato.

The wind cleared the dust enough for Naruto to see a huge explosion, followed by Miyasato and Kouzami, who returned to normal, sent wailing through the air with her bikinis destroyed, leaving them completely naked as they landed hard on the sand.

"Just like old times." Naruto said, jumping toward the rock Mirei landed on and fist-bumped with her, "Where's Mamori-chan?"

Mirei justed looked at the sword in her hand, with Naruto's eyes following and sighed.

"Well, that's a thing…" Naruto said, grabbing Mamori and examining her.

"Looks like there's more to this world than meets the eye…"

END OF CHAPTER ONE

NEXT TIME: Chapter 02 – Episode 01, Part 02 of 02

Naruto the Liberator

-After-chapter notes

With this release, my personal challenge begin. My next update for this will come this Saturday. Part one(s) will be released Wednesdays, and part two(s) will be released Saturdays, when the next Valkyrie Drive episode comes out. The time for overcoming my laziness starts now!

Valkyrie Drive…I can't wait to see more. The first episodes started out strong, and delivered on its genres of action and yuri. There seriously need to be a Senran Kagura x Valkyrie Drive crossover in the future.

I also gave a shout-out to Senran Kagura 2 that just released here in the States, with Naruto and Mirei using a variation of Katsuragi and Hikage's Tag Team Finisher.

Speaking of crossovers, Naruto will have multiple girls/weapons, and they'll be from other series, for example:

Es and Nobody (XBlaze (Blazblue spinoff))

Yukikaze Panettone (Dog Days)

Ignis (Jingai Makyou, Nitroplus Blasterz: Heroines Infinite Duel)

Plutia/Iris Heart (Hyperdimension Neptunia)

Esdeath (Akame ga Kill)

Rider/Medusa (Fate/Stay Night)

Rias Gremory (High School DxD)

Ikaros (Heaven's Lost Property)

Tsubaki Nakatsukasa (Soul Eater)

Ryofu Housen (Ikkitousen)

If you have any other suggestions, feel free to leave some, with the name of the girl, the series they're from, and the weapon they should become. Keep in mind that they might not all make the cut.

And if you enjoyed this update, please favorite, alert, and review, for it adds fuel to my momentum. Tell your friends and all that jazz, and I'll see you next time.

Ja ne!

Released: Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Beta-read (by Rixxell Stryfe): Wednesday, October 21, 2015