Soooooooo... This is just a weird little idea that I had...and decided to follow through with. This is not a part of my other story, and is purely a bit of strange fun. My only explanation for the initial idea of this story is that it was late and I was tired. It WILL be finished, however.

DISCLAIMER: ALL THE CHARACTERS OWNED BY SEGA ARE PROPERTY OF SEGA. OBVIOUSLY.

"SNIVELY!" The voice echoed throughout the mechanized base, reverberating throughout the walls in such a way that, though he was clear across the structure, a small bald man in green heard it and took off immediately, abandoning his most recent science project where it sat sparking on the table. Just moments after the bellowing ceased, a new sound appeared, this one of feet swiftly slapping the ground accompanied by the occasional indistinguishable mutter. (Though, if one listened closely, 'pompous', 'overweight', and 'tear out his mustache' could be heard)

A few automatic doors later, the bald man burst into the room where the shout had originated from, breathing heavily through his beak-like nose from the sprint. "Yes, Robotnik?" Snively addressed the overweight man seated in the large chair towards the back of the room, inwardly dreading the response. Dr. Ivo Robotnik merely stroked his mustache for a moment, however, before speaking in a gentle tone entirely unfitting for his 'enslave the world' mentality.

"Ahhh, Snively? What took you so long?" In his mind, Snively asked the man how he was able to maintain his weight with a fortress that required this much walking, but in reality, his reply was humble and almost disgustingly servile. "I apologize, Robotnik. What is it you would have me do?"

The doctor's smile was sickening, though it was hard to tell whether that was because it was kind or insane. "Straight to the point, then, eh?" Now Robotnik completely dropped the façade, allowing his evil mastermind qualities to shine through. "I have some new information that might help me finally obliterate that blue pest."

Now, it wasn't as if Snively particularly liked the overweight scientist, (on the contrary, he actually found him unbearable most of the time), nor did he particularly care whether Robotnik's nemesis lived or died. No, what excited him about the madman's statement was the possibility of a new invention. A new, potentially devastating invention.

"What is it, doctor? A new weapon? An ingenious trap? A lethal bomb? Something biochemical, perhaps?" Robotnik chuckled lightly, (a dark, malicious sound that sounded more like the churning of old, rusty machinery and shook his red-clad belly in a way most unflattering), and glued his fingertips together underneath his many chins. "I am glad to see your enthusiasm, Snively, but I have something else in mind." The doctor stood and began to pace in front of his chair, hands clasped behind his back. His black cape fluttered lightly behind him as he waddled back and forth.

"I fear that recently I have been a bit too…(how do I put this?)…boisterous in my efforts to destroy the Freedom Fighters." Snively almost nodded in agreement, but decided that perhaps it might not be the best idea and instead allowed Robotnik to continue. "I have even reached a point where all my attacks are so predictable that I have allowed myself to be ambushed. This I cannot stand. This is why my latest plan does not include a weapon. At least not right away." He abruptly ceased in his pacing and pointed a chubby black-gloved finger towards Snively, causing the small man to jump slightly. "I want you to build me a new robot. This time, it is to look completely human. You will bring it to me for the final touches."

Not that Snively had any problem with creating a new robot, but usually he knew what his goal was. "Sir?" He asked nervously. "Yes, Snively?" He wrung his hands anxiously and looked down at the floor. "Not that I have any conflicts with your plan, but what exactly am I building this…this android for?" If Robotnik's eyes were visible behind his dark glasses, they would have glinted evilly. "I am going to infiltrate… The Sonic Fan Club for Humans!"