Camp Griffin Season 3
Note: All the CGs and other related materials belong to Homeydaclown. Should be rated M because of all the violence, profanity, racism(to the characters in the story only) and undesirable content in this story. Yeah, my first time writing a rated M story.
Summary: On behalf of Homeydaclown who did CG Seasons 1&2(in Deviantart), he has authorized me to carry out his work. Therefore, I will start season 3 of CG which includes special guests that belong to me.
Disclaimer: Everything in the story do not belong to me. They belong to their respective producers and I have my OCs while other OCs belong to HomeyDaclown. Ok, Let's begin.
Chapter 1: Return of the BRAWL gang.
It was a lovely sunny day at Camp Griffin. Everybody here is doing nothing but minding their own business. Some are fishing at the lake, others are playing basketball or baseball, some are at the lounge playing pool, gambling or watching TV and some are at the gym working out. Now as they know, everyone has found out that a new author is doing the previous author's work and all hope that the new one can give them some expanded roles or scenes or even a part of the story but guess what? NO! I don't give a damn shit about it. Things are gonna change...(Kira's laugh can be heard)
So it all started at the main cabin where the scoutmaster who is none other Peter Griffin who's busy smoking and reading newspapers cursing some of the articles in his office. "Hehehe, that man thinks he can fly, boy, he sure is fucking dead since he jumped off a 200-feet cliff to fly into hell would!" He then flipped the pages laughing to himself at the more articles he browsed through when Brian the white-furred anthropomorphic dog entered the cabin scaring him. "AAH! Damn you Brian you piece of fucking shit! Can you next time knock at the fucking door and it will be opened to you asshole?!"
"Sorry Peter. I'm here to give you the mail."
"Well it's about time but I thought that fat, introvert guinea pig Samson is usually doing the mail."
"Well now he's busy fucking around the camp."
"How?"
"Long story."
Cuts to the scene...
"POW! OW! STOP IT PLEASE!"
"Nobody cares about you douchepickle!"
"I thought we were friends Edward!"
"I don't care! Stewie is now my friend. Now shut up so that we can have our piñata party!"
"Platypus boy has a good point about you. You're weak, useless and a damn fucking introvert!"
"Ok, wanna get started?"
"Hit it!" Wielding clubs, Edward and Stewie beat the crap out of Samson who was tied up without mercy. "Wait! What about the mail I have to deliver to Scoutmaster Griffin?"
"3 words. We don't care!" They answered beating the shit out of him.
End cutscene...
"It's true that guinea pig is useless. Well, pass me the mail Brian." He did as instructed and Peter arranged the mails separating them based on his and theirs. "Okay, give these to the crazy scouts while I check mine." Brian did as instructed and as he left the room, Peter started checking his mail. "Pizza Hut coupons, BK coupons, KFC coupons, bills, vouchers, blablabla...oh, I just won some cold cash! Take it out, put it in my wallet and done! Now let's see...wait a minute, what the fuck?" He was holding the last letter but it's different from others. Instead, all it has is a piece of paper. This is what it says...
We are returning. See you soon.
By the time Peter finished reading it, Brian returned. "Anything?"
"Yeah, I got a mail fraud which has no postcard number and address. It's just a piece of junk."
"Junk?" Brian read it while Peter opened a can of beer and drank it up. "We might need to call all the campers."
"Ok. You said it and you do it."
"I thought Quagmire does it all the time?"
"He's busy."
Cuts to the scene...
Quagmire was looking for Gretchen. "Giggity Giggity. She's supposed to have fun with me! Oh boy, I hope she's waiting for me." He decided to visit her cabin and upon opening the door, "AAH! Quagmire! What are you doing!" Gretchen yelled covering herself.
"Oops Giggity Giggity. Sorry for peeping." He apologized with a smile as he did his trademark headbop. Instead, "Never mind, why don't we have some fun!" She declared jumping on her bed. "Ready to have sex! Giggity Giggity Alright!" He closed the doors and nothing can be seen or heard.
End cut scene.
"Alright Peter. I'll do it."
"Good dawg."
"Will you stop calling me that."
"It sounds nice to hear."
"JUST DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU FUCKING FATTY TWIT!"
"WHY DON"T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CALL EVERYONE NOW!" Then, the fatty and the dog had a fist fight.
Meanwhile, Lazlo, Patsy, Penny and Mercedes are watching Fifty Shades of Grey in their cabin. "Oh I'm gonna love tis part Benz."
"Yeah 'Nette. Tha sex scenes are always da cool parts."
"In fact, tis movie iz awesome because of tha sex scenes dat are so realistic." Beside them, Lazlo and Patsy are eating popcorn while watching the movie. "It's been 3 years if you ask me"
"I know Lazlo darling. Time flies and things are gonna change here and for us." They shared kisses for a minute and just as they're about to strip each other off their clothes, "Attention campers! Attention campers! Gather outside the camp for announcements and if you don't, I'll kill you in your sleep!" Response? "Oh what the hell!" They exclaimed because 2 people wanted some lovely time together while another 2 wanted to continue the movie.
Outside...
Peter, Quagmire, Joe, Cleveland, Homer and Brian gathered in front of the campers consisting of Lazlo, Patsy, Penny, Mercedes, Raj, Clam, Edward, Stewie, Dung Beetles, Loon twins, Lemmings, Samson(who was bandaged up from all the hits he got)Chris, Meg, Nina, Almondine, Gretchen and many more characters from other cartoons and lots of background losers. "All gathered Peter."
"Ok Homer."
"I wonder why you and Brian looked cracked up or more like, cracked whore?"
"Long story and we didn't have any crack." Then Peter turned to the campers. "Ok, forget what we are talking about, now I got only one announcement to make. Who wrote this piece of crap?" he took out the same paper he read in his office. All stared at him blankly. "Oh come on! I'm asking something simple and yet none are responding? Are you all deaf or stupid?" (Now I bring in some special guests...)
4 unknown locations. Further from Camp Griffin...
5 hooded figures from different locations are watching the camp from a distance with their Bio-Scanners.
1st hooded figure: "It's time."
2nd hooded figure: "It's time."
3rd hooded figure: "It's time."
4th hooded figure: "It's time."
5th hooded figure: "It's time."
Instantly, they took action. The first hooded figure skated off with a skateboard. The second one used rollerblades. The third and fourth used Hi-Tech Booster Jetpacks and the last one drilled underground with a drilling device. They then headed to the campsite.
Back at the camp, "I ask again. Who sent me this frickin fraud letter?" All were confused at Peter's demand as some of them talk about it one another quietly. "Don't test my patience all of you and where's big-nosed fat ass Lois?"
"Peter. You sent here to buy some stuff."
"Oh yeah, well I bet she sent me the fraud mail because she wants to play hokey-pokey with me!"
Back there, the hooded figures are halfway to the camp. There, "She should be back." Just then, a car pulled over and Lois came out. "LOIS! Get your fucking ass over here!"
"Peter, what's going on?" she asked in response. Back there, the hooded figures are almost heading to the camp and now, they are on their way...
Back there again, "So what the fuck is going on in this camp and-"PRACK!" In front of everybody's eyes, Lois got knocked over by somehow, the first hooded figure skating on his skateboard. All watched as the figure skated around them thrice and later to their left, he spun into a whirlwind and removing his cloak, it was reveal to be...
"ALLAN!"
When Lois stood up, "PRACK!" she was rollerbladed by the second hooded figure as he rollerbladed around the camp on the roofs of the cabin breaking few pieces of wood. "Hey! You better not destroy my cabin!" a background character called out but Penny punched him saying: "Just shut da fuck up! You gay-ass bitch!" Then, the hooded figure jumped landing beside him removing his cloak revealing to be none other than...
"WILLIAM!"
Standing up, Lois once again, "PRACK! PRACK!" got knocked by two jetpack as the hooded figures flew around the camp. "Awesome!" said Stewie as they eject removing their cloaks and dropping onto the ground doing acrobatics and upon touching the ground on their feet...
"RECON!"
"LEE!"
Tired of this, Lois tried to but...too late as an underground movement toppled her and joining them, the last hooded figure emerged from the ground removing his cloak to be...
"BRANDON!" Then, the 5 boys...
Brandon: "1!"
Recon: "2!"
Allan: "3!"
William: "4!"
Lee: "5!"
Then together, "The BRAWL gang's back in camp!" They then did Kung-Fu Fighting styles. Everyone was speechless for a moment. Then, "It's the BRAWL gang!" Edward exclaimed. "They're back! Hooray!" and soon enough all the former scouts(from Camp Kidney and Acorn Flats) all ran to the BRAWL gang and elated as they are, began socializing with their old friends. Seeing this, the jelly trio and the 3 hot sexy mongooses all went to see them and the first person is Allan who's chatting with some background losers when, "Lazlo? Is that you?"
"Allan, it is I. Welcome back buddy!"
"It's been a while buddy!" The 2 of them fist each other and bowed down to each other in the way the Japanese do and then, "Hi Allan!"
"Hey Raj." But then, "HOORAY! ALLAN IS BACK! BEST FRIENDS!" Instantly, Clam appeared jumping on Allan giving him a warm hug. "Clam my old kung-fu disciple. How's it going?" After that, "Hi Allan."
"Hi Patsy and..." Allan then noticed her cousins. "Who are these other mongooses?"
"They're my cousins. Meet Annette Penny Smiles and Mercedes Anita Benz Smiles." As they approached Allan,(audience wooing over their hot bodies) Allan bowed to them while they shook his hand. "My, you're something." said Penny. "Yeah, yo blue eyes and hair(which has grown longer and the left eye is still covered)makes you equal based on yo appearance. Moreover, yo hairstyle looks similar to Riki Ryugasaki!"(an anime character from Cross-Fight B-Daman) Mercedes complimented. Allan smiled thanking her. "Arigato goizamasu."
"Huh?"
"It means "thank you very much" in Japanese."
"No way P, he's from Japan?" Penny exclaimed as they talked on.
Nearby, "Show me those muscles William!" Edward exclaimed as he watched him ripped his purple T-shirt with his body revealing his rock-hard abs to be harder and buffer than ever. Seeing this, "OMG Benz, look at dat wolf kid!"
"That's so manly!" Leaving Lazlo and co to Allan, they ran pushing Edward and admired the abs. "So...hot..." William was like, surprised.
"HEY! I was there first you filthy..." It was cut short as they duo cracked their knuckles. "I mean...uh...never mind!" He left with Stewie as he said: "This wolf brute is having a selfie with hip-hop girl and fancy car girl!"
"Yeah whatever, let's check on with the others." So far, Recon and Lee can be seen doing demonstration. "Check out my latest and newest invention! I call it the BFG 9000 from the video game, Doom!"
"Does it stand for "Big Fucking Gun?" asked background character.
"NO! You asshole! It stands for Blast Frequency Gun! Watch!" He then readied the weapon and it fired a green plasma energy ball that hit a tree and it fell on some background losers crushing them including the one that asked him about the weapon a few sentences ago. "COOL!" the others exclaimed as they laughed at those that got crushed by the tree that got hit by the weapon. "You see my friends, the weapon emits particles of plasma energy to charge up the experimental weapon unleashing the devastating shot that can annihilate any organic life forms." Lee explained scientifically. Then, "OMG! That was so cool!"
"I beg your pardon?" Turns out Meg, Nina and Almondine are listening to him. "Ah, some old intellectual students of mine. How is everything?"
"It was epic! We have psychic powers and had fun with our intelligence?"
"Psychic Powers Almondine?"
"Yeah, like the time Nina roasted Gretchen."
Flashback...(this happened in chapter 18 in GC 1)
In this scene, Nina called Gretchen a sap pissing her off and she tried to beat her ass until she placed he hand on her and...
"Huh? Why do I feelin' hotter all of a sudden?" she then sniffed a bit. "I smell somethin' cookin'."
"It's you, idiot!" Almondine laughed. Then, Gretchen found out that she's on fire. "AAAAAHHHHHHH!" she yelled and to the lake plunging herself.
Audience:(laughs)
End Flashback...
"I see what you mean when you told me that you immolated her fucking body."
"That's right Lee."
"By the Nina. Who is that human girl with you?"
"She's Meg Griffin." Meg waved at him. "I see." Just then, Brandon approached them. "Are you ready for adventure?" he asked Lee. Then, he asked, Nina, Almondine until..."You there! Are you ready for adventure?"
"I don't know. What the fuck are you talking about?"
"Just asking if you ask me."
"Then what kind of dumb fucking question are you asking?" Answer? "POW!" Everybody was still talking when they heard a crash and soon enough, a dazed Meg was lying by a tree wounded. "Hehhehhehhehhehheh, nice try Meg. You're worth nothing but a fucking moron!" Peter laughed as he approached Lazlo and co. "So monkey face, who's your group of new friends?"
"Well Mr Griffin, they call themselves the BRAWL gang." Lazlo then did the introduction for them pointing at each of them as a way for Peter to identify who they are. "This here is Allan Shinobi Ryugasaki Fukami from Japan, William Heinrich Von Wolfshund from Germany, Nikolai Recon Tekhno from Russia, Lee Cheonjae from South Korea and Brandon Outbackson from Australia."
"Oh, so they are all international scouts because they came from different countries?"
"Absolutely Scoutmaster Griffin."
"Also, they came here to spend their summer break?"
"Yep, just like what they did 4 years ago." Just then, Lois finally stood up and went to the scene. "Peter, what's with the commotion."
"Oh nothing Lois. We're just meeting the BRAWL gang who has come to stay for the summer break." Lois look at them exclaiming, "Wait a minute...they're the ones that ran over me and broke my body!"
"So? Your body is hopeless. So is yourself."
"But, those international bastards..." That's when all stopped upon hearing her words. Then the BRAWL gang gathered. "Hey you big-nosed cock sucking fucker! You get racist on us!?" Brandon demanded in rage. "No! It's not what I-AGH!" From behind, Recon and Lee tied her feet and secretly tied the rope onto a tree and one, it's ready, they pulled the rope dragging Lois and hanging her upside down. Then, they tied up her body. "Ok everyone, do your thing!" Instantly, all the scouts took staffs and whacked Lois. "Pinata Party!" Clam cheered as Allan made his first move. "Eat this racist douchebag!" he called out as he whacked her. "OW!"
"This is for being racist you piece of jackass shit!" William instead of using a staff punched her multiple times like a punching bag. "OW! OW! Stop it please!"
"Who cares? You're extremely racist just like how Anthony Padilla insulted the Italian Mafia!"
Flashback...(this is a reference from Smosh)
Anthony was hiding beside the door with Ian Hecox's French cousin Pierre. The 2 Italian thugs(who have afro hair and they wear tight clothing)just burst in saying: "You messed with the wrong Italians Pierre!"
"I'm so scared right now!" Pierre whispered as the thugs danced with their weapons consisting of a knife and an AK-47. "Hold me."
"What? No!" Anthony exclaimed. But it drew their attention.
Italian mafia thug 1: "There you are you little silly now it's time to die!"
Italian mafia thug 2: "Any last words you cute little buttheads?"
Anthony: "Yeah, why are you guys acting like Richard Simmons?"
Italian mafia thug 1: "Ah! Oh no he did not just say that!"
Pierre: "The hell man? All Italians are like that!" Right now, they're glaring at a confused Anthony.
Anthony:(confused) "But I thought they were like...it's a spicy meatsy paula!"
Italian mafia thug 2: "Ugh! I can't listen to that racist little prick anyone!"
Italian mafia thug 1: "Enjoy being racist!" He and his partner left the house but went back shouting: "AND GAY!" He then slams the door real loud. "SLAM!"
Pierre:(holding Anthony's chest) You're gay?! UGH!..."
Audience:(laughs)
End flashback...
"I wasn't like him!"
"You fucking liar! Now we'll give you a taste of your own medicine physically!" Instantly, all the scouts beat the shit out of Lois mercilessly until the rope snapped and she fell in a bloody situation. William finished this by spitting at her. All laughed and left her tied up for good.
In the afternoon...
Back at the office, "So you're the ones that sent me the fraud letter."
"Yeah, something like that."
"Well Allan, I'll just forget about it and what do you think of your new uniforms, boys?" The BRAWL gang had suited up in their new Griffin scout uniform which is the white T-shirts, green pants and black shoes. "The fabric is soft since it's made out cotton which is defined as a plant that can be made into the material used to manufacture clothing."
"Okay, thanks for the definition, kitty cat."
"FYI, I am a lynx!"
"Whatever loser." Lee was pissed. So pissed his claws were unleashed. Not caring about it, "Well good news is you boys got your uniforms but bad news is there's no cabin to house you! Ahahahahaha!" Peter laughed his head off until Recon spoke up. "We are never underestimated. You'll see it soon."
"A likely story. Hehhehheh but ok, if you can prove it, you win 500 bucks each and if you don't, you all pay me 1000 bucks each to me!"
"What the fuck! We can't scrape off that much money!"
"Yeah right and by the way William, your hand-to-hand combat skills you used on my wife was some power. Therefore, you earned the brutality badge." He took it out and gave it to him continuing, "Oh, and good luck on your cabin work. Ahahahaha!" He then took a 3 cans of beer, a packet of Lays and a subway sandwich and headed to the lounge. Now that he's gone, "Nice one William."
"Yeah but..."
"Chill dude. Nothing is impossible. Besides, we got our own skills, abilities and talents. So, how hard can it be?"
"Allan's right! Let's do this but first, anybody wanna get a bite before we start our adventure?" All smiled at Brandon's suggestion.
Lunch hour...
At the mess hall, all waited as Brian prepared lunch. He had cooked deep-fried chicken drumsticks, pizza, mashed potatoes, steak and the burgers Lazlo and his team made in the cook off in season 1. "Are you fucking done?" a nobody demanded. "Who the fuck said that?" Brian demanded. "He did!" Edward squealed to the loser. Pleased, Brian made a phone call and Stewie came in with a spiked club. He went to the loser and knocked his body real hard. He then dragged it away. Then, "What the deuce are you starin' at?" No one paid attention then.
After that, all went to queue for lunch, the BRAWL gang took what they like. Lee is the last. "So, what you like?"
"Well Brian, I'll have only the mashed potatoes because FYI, I'm a lacto-ovo-vegetarian." All(except the other members of the gang) stopped and stared at Lee. "On second thought, the burgers look luscious so once in a while is ok." He then took 2 and all continued.
Once, the gang got their lunch, they sat at a table together. Then Lazlo and co showed up, "Can we sit with you?"
"Why not?" they answered together. So they did. "Hey Al(Penny will call Allan that for short), how come yo genius friend iz a vegetarian?"
"Well Penny, he has an IQ 0f 250 and they say that every time he eats only veggies, his intelligence will increase."
"True fact my friend. P.S. The burgers are luscious which is defined as..."
"Oh shut it!" Mercedes stuffed some food at his mouth. "Now that's how you do it!" William commented making her blush but making Penny turn green. Then Patsy piped up. "Guys, where's Recon?' All looked around until he returned with another full tray. "This is damn awesome!" He then ate heartily and took out something. "Check this out!" Rolling it on the log table, it reveal a diagram of the BRAWL gang's cabin. "Cool. This is what it'll look like?"
"Yeah Lazlo, look at the measurements and the surprises. It'll be one heck of a surprise for that fat-ass Griffin to see! So, wanna get started?"
And so in the forest near the camp...
"Here's my new invention. The Laser Chainsword 3000!" Using it, Recon sliced a tree within a second. Edward and Stewie are helping him. "I must say platypus boy, that techie rac is something!"
"Tell him something to make, he can make it just like how he installed an AC in my cabin before!"
Flashback...
Edward and Recon are in Pinto cabin. "So you know what to do?"
"Chill. This baby will cool you off forever!" Recon took out the AC. "I made it out of Lumpus' fridge if you ask me."
"Cool."
"And for the last touching..." Recon threw the AC at the wall. "KLANG!" it was stuck. "Does it need a power source?"
"No. It's inside and all you need to do is use this." Recon gave Edward the AC remote and when he turned it on, cold air filled the cabin "It worked like hell would!"
"Told ya. Now pay me the money you promised to." Edward was speechless until he remembered. "Oh fuck. Why didn't I fucking think of it!"
End flashback...
"So you paid him platypus boy?"
"Yeah. Used the loon twin's money to do so." He then sliced a tree. "Okay guys. That's all we need. William!" The grey wolf arrived and carried a tree each one by one. Nearby, "He's so hot and manly!"
"Yeah 'Nette, I wish I can..." That's when Penny glared at her. "What?" Just then, William arrived with the last log. Piling 6 of them in order. He waited as the jelly trio and Patsy arrived with metals and glass. "Now what?"
"Leave it to me!' Recon brought out a machine and using his Gravity Levitator, he lifted each material dumping them in the machine which made grinding sounds. It then revealed fully cut materials. "Now the finishing touches!" Holding his Gravity Levitator and Molecular Shape Connector on each hand, Recon combined his inventions' uses into a masterpiece.
Shortly thereafter, "It's damn awesome!" Mercedes commented. In front of everybody is the cabin. It's size and dimensions are the same as the other cabins but once they entered, it will be like paradise. "OMG! tis is one of da coolest cabins I had seen with my own eyes." Penny exclaimed as they entered. "Well at least it's as cool as our cabin it is." Mercedes commented. as she look around. Inside the cabin are the beds and some stuff consisting of Allan's weapons, William's sports equipment and violin, Recon's X-box 720 and all the video games he played, Lee's bookshelf containing all the knowledgeable info and Brandon's pet scorpion in his cage. Additional stuff like the piano and a flat-screen TV can be seen. "So what do you think?"
"I think it looks awesome. Hey! Is that your Blue Dragon Blade?"
"Yeah Lazlo. It's still in good condition." Allan was seen placing it on a shelf containing his other weapons. Then Penny noticed something. A picture was placed above his weapons. "Hey, who's dat rabbit girl with curly light pink hair, azure fur n black eyes?" she asked taking it so she could have a look. "Whoa! Don't touch that!" Allan exclaimed grabbing it. Lazlo smiled for he can see that Allan was turning red when he snatched the picture back. Patsy fortunately knew who that was and whispered to Penny. "I think I've been seeing her before. She's one of those background nobodys in the 2 seasons of the story we're in."
"So you know her?" Penny whispered back. "Yeah. Her name is Amber and according to the author's profile in the story website, she's the girl Allan loves."
"Oh, I see so dat means in tis season. One of da background losers will get a spot in da cast?"
"I guess so. I mean, she will be the only one to move on to the next level just like Almondine the fat, nerdy fucking owl who's one of the secondary characters to be part of the cast."
"Well then, why don't you get her here while me and Benz explore da basement. I heard it has a pool table, science lab, workshop, rock band equipment, all of Recon's inventions and a way-out exit! Moreover, I'll tell them about your plan and ensure Al does not know it!"
"Okay see you."
Outside...
Patsy went to look for Amber as she can be seen punching nobodys in her way. "Why ya do that for?" one of them asked. "JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING DUMBASS BASTARD!" she yelled as she ran into Quagmire. "Giggity giggity. Wanna-KSH! Ah!" Too bad he got kicked in the scrotum and balls as Patsy left him in pain. She even kicked Lois who was still tied up and bloody when she asked her to untie her. Finally, "There she is!" she exclaimed as in front of her, Amber was sitting on a rock singing Taylor Swift's "Blank Space". "Damn she sure has a sexy, cheerful and beautiful singing voice!" Patsy thought as she tapped her shoulder to get her attention. "Huh? Oh, hi Patsy. What's up?"
"Shush. I got a surprise for you. A special person wants to see you. Follow me." she looked surprised but nodded and followed Patsy to the BRAWL gang's cabin.
When they arrived, "Let me blindfold your eyes." Patsy suggested taking out a long white cloth. "Okay, just be careful unlike before when Gretchen was in the middle of blindfolding me before the beginning of the game of "Blindfold Tag."
Flashback...
"Are you sure I'll be okay?"
"Just shut up. I'll ensure safety!" Gretchen began to blindfold Amber when she saw a fly buzzing around them annoying them. "Grrr...I'll swat it!" Using one hand to hold the blindfold and the other hand to swat the fly, Gretchen tried to swat it when, "POW!"
"AAAHHHHH! My right eye!" The next thing she knew it, Amber was lying on the ground feeling the pain on her right eye. Pretending not to notice, Gretchen tried to walk away when, "KICK!" she was kicked onto the flagpole and in front of the other scouts(including those with the blindfolds), Amber who now has a right black eye shouted: "THIS IS FOR HURTIN MY RIGHT EYE YOU DICK SUCKIN BITCH!" All laughed at Gretchen upon hearing that.
End flashback...
"Yeah I remember seeing you kick that fucking reptile real hard. She's such a douche!" Patsy recalled as she finished tying the blindfold on Amber. "Yeah and this is my first flashback if you ask me." Amber commented as Patsy led her in. Inside, Lazlo and co are all waiting. "Ready?" she whispered. "Do it." Instantly, Patsy removed the blindfold and in front of her eyes is a snow white-furred hare with blue hair smiling at her. "How's my gorgeous doing?"
"OMG! Allan!" she exclaimed as he walked towards her. "LTNS. Missed me that much?" Amber was speechless and so elated that she grabbed Allan and kissed him fully on the lips. As they shared their romantic reunion, their bunny ears touched each other making everyone awe in happiness. William was crying. "What's wrong wolf boy?" Brandon asked him. "I never felt this kind of happiness to see this scene. It's even better than Germany winning the 2014 FIFA World Cup."
Flashback...
William is in Germany watching the finale between his country game against Belgium at his own house. "C'mon! Crush those damn playas! Win for Germany!" He was sitting in his couch eating chips and drinking soda as the flat-screen TV kept showing the football scenes. "SCORE SCORE!" William cheered loudly as time is short and the Germans are doing what they can do to win while the opposing team will do anything to win. Currently, there's commentary in the game.(So we shall move to see it)...
Brazilian commentator 1: "Extra timing has so far been giving and now is the 113th minute. German attack midfielder Mario Gotze is marking his attack move towards the goal after collecting the cross from German winger Andre Schurrle. Belgian goalkeeper Sergio Romero prepares for a counter defence but Gotze instead made use of the cross volleying the ball into the goal left-footed. It's a surprise attack and GOAL! A GOAL FOR GERMANY! HELL YEAH!
William:(overexcited) "HOORAY! A goal for Germany! A goal for Germany!"
Brazilian commentator 2: "Now continuing the extra timing as Belgian captain Lionel Messi prepares for the free kick to determine the victory between the 2 countries."
William:(shocked) "Oh fuck." William was freaked out hoping that it wouldn't equalise so he covered his face while the commentary continues...
Brazilian commentator 1: "Messi lines up for the free kick, he speeds up and..." William dare not look until...
Brazilian commentator 2: "It's an unexpected twist of the life time for Germany secured total victory become champions for the 2014 FIFA World Cup! HELL YEAH!(He and his partner then ripped their shirts off and danced like hell twerking their asses on the camera)
Now that he has seen this, William was so elated that he jumped around cheering loudly and ended up splashing his soda on his parents who just can from work. "Oops"
"WILLIAM! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!"
"Sorry, dad. Just celebrating Germany's championship title in the FIFA World Cup." Now that he said it, his parents became elated. So elated that they spread the word to other Germans and likewise, they spread the word to others and within a short period of time, all of Germany is partying over their country's championship title throwing parties everywhere till super late night. One more thing, newspaper articles about it has been leaked.
End Flashback...
"How long was the flashback?"
"I don't know Brandon. At least it's not too long perhaps." While they're talking about this, "So how's Japan."
"Insane. I feel like every Japanese girl with their kawaii girl voice which is fucked up tried to stalk me but the only girl I have loved in my whole entire life is the one whom I am looking at in her eyes." Amber blushed at his words. "Now, let's have some musical fun!" He went to the piano and sang Bruno Mars's "Just the way you are."
"Oh, her eyes, her eyes."
"Make the stars look lie they're not shinin'
"Her hair, her hair."
"Falls perfectly without her trying."
"She's so beautiful."
"And I tell her everyday."
As he sang, all enjoyed it. "I luv dat song." said Penny. "His singing voice is beautiful and cool." agreed Mercedes. "Moreover, his talent in music is supreme." added Patsy. By the time Allan finished it within a few minutes. The whole cabin was filled as all cheered and clapped with some saying "Encore!" again and again. It's like as if the whole camp heard the singing and all swarmed in the cabin to enjoy the music. "HEY! What da fuck are all da background losers doing here?!"
"What is the meaning of this?"
"Lee, you must understand dat in tis story, it focuses on da main stars and sometimes, da secondary characters but not on those fucking losers!"
"I see what you mean Penny. Well we can use a powerhouse to take care of the problem you mentioned." He gave William the signal and he instantly grabbed all the background losers and threw all of them out of the cabin sending them crashing into different places. One of them crashed onto Peter's car when he was cleaning it and he landed on the roof of the car causing it to collapse. "MY BELOVED CAR! You destroyed it you fucking bastard!"
"What's so great about your car? What you gonna do, fuck it and hump it day and night?" Extremely pissed, Peter grabbed him, gave him a wedgie and threw him onto the flagpole hanging him there. "Hey! Put me down you fat, fucking fat-ass!"
"Shut the fuck up and endure this punishment for destroying my car just like that drunken crack-whore hobo who did it a few days ago!"
Flashback...
Peter was driving and singing a song in a gayish voice in his car back to the camp one night. "I'm sing-ing in the rain-AHH!" He put on the brakes and his car stopped in front of a drunken crack-whore hobo who's dancing like an asshole. "Heeheehee, he looks like a fucking gay-ass bitch!" Peter snickered as he got out of his car to take a picture of him and make it viral when the guy suddenly smashed his bottle of liquor on his car and it exploded. "Oh Fuck not my car! That's it! You're going to hell you son of a fucking gay-ass bitch!" He grabbed the hobo, gave him a wedgie and threw him onto a pole leaving him to hang. "That's what you get for destroying my car you horse dick sucker!" He then left leaving him to die.
End Flashback...
Now that Peter took care of that worthless background loser, he went to see the cabin and was speechless when he arrived. "How...how...how the fuck did you boys..." He was astonished greatly as the gang smiled at each other. "(Sigh) Fine! Here's my 500 bucks each for you! Now I'm just gonna have to get a 20-inch Hawaiian pizza for my dinner." As he left, "So, what you guys wanna do with the cold cash?"
"I don't know Lazlo."
"I knew you would say that Allan because I know how you can use it!"
At the clubhouse...
"Throw it! Throw it!" The gang cheered on their leader as he eyed the target board which is a full body of Lois. Using 4 shurikens, Allan threw them all hitting the target. "Not bad. This is getting real interesting. Well, Edward you owe me 1000 bucks."
"Oh fuck! Take it!" Edward dumped the money on his hand and went to gamble with Stewie. The BRAWL gang are sure getting the hang of it as they are currently playing pool with Quagmire, Gretchen and Joe. While they are doing that, Lazlo and co are gambling with Meg, Almondine and Nina. "Now it's our turn to star in the story. The BRAWL gang have done their part. Now it's our turn." said Mercedes. "Who the hell are you talking to?" asked Almondine. "None of your business you chicken ass!" she scolded."No one calls me a chicken! Have they forgotten that I am an owl not a fucking chicken you...FILTHY HORNY FUCKING SLUT!" She had too far because Mercedes pounced on her and they crashed onto the lounge breaking through the wall. "FIGHT! FIGHT!" Everybody stopped what they're doing and went to the lounge to watch the fight as Edward and Stewie collected bets. "I bet 1000 bucks for Almondine to win!" Meg bet out. "I bet 2000 bucks for Mercedes to win!" Patsy bet out. "I bet 3000 bucks for Mercedes to win!" Lazlo bet out. He and Patsy smiled at each other as other campers moved to place their bets. "Clam bets 5000 bucks for Mongoose girl to win!", "I'll bet 10000 bucks for Almondine to win!" Nina declared. "And I bet 1 buck for anyone to win!" All stopped and stared at the nobody. "What kind of bet is this?" Joe Swanson asked. "You stupid fucking moron! No one bets like that! Everybody, beat the crap out of this fucking nobody to hell!" Gretchen declared. All took action and whooped the nobody and dumped his body into a trash can leaving it to be disposed by the trash collectors.
After that, the fight begins. "You've got da guts to talk lots of shit 'bout me and my cousins behind our back!' Mercedes stated as she punched Almondine. However,(as we know, owls can turn their heads 360 degrees)"That tickles." She repied turning her head 360 degrees. Then, the owl delivered a kick but Mercedes grabbed her leg and broke it big time! "CRACK!", "AGH! You broke my frickin leg!" Almodine cried. "Of course, since you can resist my fists, you can never resist my strength in brakin' yo body!" Mercedes then wrestled and broke her down, grabbed her body and slammed it onto the wall crashing through onto a table where Peter, Brian, Cleveland and Homer are playing poker. "Wow! A free fresh chicken we can have for dinner tonight guys!"
"Uh, Peter, that's the owl camper who got trashed real hard."
"Hmmm...no wonder the chicken looks broken. Throw it away!" So the party grabbed the broken owl and threw her into the same trash can where the same nobody was whooped.
After the big fight...
"You were awesome in breaking that owl's pathetic body!" Lazlo commented as he and the mongooses headed back to the cabin to continue their movie. "Thanks Laz, she's easy to break and get pwned big time!" All laughed about it as they reached their cabin and continued the movie. After finishing it, they went to play a 2-2 basketball match but not after they first called Cleveland to referee them and bashed several background nobodys who were at the court. "And stay out! You fucking dicklets can't even play this fucking sport!" shouted Penny as they fled beaten and torn-up. "It's been a while since I did dat like da last time I bashed up 20 gangsters."
Flashback...
Penny was walking her way home from school and it's getting late. 'Damn! Mom should here worrid and waitin for me." She then saw a shortcut which is an alley s she took it. One she entered, "HALT! Where da fuck are ya goin?" Penny looked around and soon enough, 20 gangsters surrounded armed with chains and blade-type weapons. "Lookee here boyz, it's a chick and she's worth ta be a sex slave for us ta party."
"SEX SLAVE!? No ONE MAKES ME OUT OF THAT!" She then beat the crap and shit out of all the thugs crushing their groins with her kicks. Within 10 minutes, all are lying on the ground clutching them in pain. "Never mess with me and my skills!" Penny warned them as she walked off. "Damn! she sure iz hot ta whoope me ass!" The ringleader exclaimed in pain. Then, a bird dropping fell into his mouth and he coughed and passed out.
End Flashback...
"Haha, I guess you sure gave them a kick in the pants!"
"Well Laz, it's more like a kick in da dick!" All laughed at Penny's joke as they started their game. Lazlo and Patsy as one team and Penny and Mercedes as one team. "Alright campers. Whichever team wins a total score of 50 points, the losing team must treat them and me for dinner tonight. Ready and...GO!" he announced blowing the whistle. Penny and Mercedes started off by using teamwork by dribbling, passing to each other the ball and scoring together. Lazlo and Patsy used teamwork too to steal the ball and block them together preventing them from scoring. However, it was troublesome for both teams are good except that Penny and Mercedes are good at offense but Lazlo and Patsy are good at defence. The game went on for some time with scores, misses and free throws on both sides. Currently, "So Lazlokins, what's the plan?"
"Let me think...your cousins are good at scoring but blocking our goal is their problem however...when it comes to scoring for us, we somehow are inaccurate in scoring sometimes."
"Yeah, and when we tried to block them, they can score well easily." True. and the score is 49-48. "Well Benz, we gain da uppa hand."
"Yeah, 'Nette, victory is sweet especially a drink to cool us off." While they're taking their break and planning their next move, "Wait Patsy, I got it!"
"So what is it?"
"I remember a technique that me and Allan used once when we faced your dad's Tomato scouts. It requires teamwork and the 3As."
"3As?"
"Yeah, we used agility, acrobatics and accuracy and we beat the Tomatoes easily rotten."
"Okay, so how do we do it?"
"Piece of cake." After their break, "You and your boyfriend better ready the cold cash."
"You won't stand a chance between us." When the game is resumed, Penny and Mercedes made their move by using the same technique but Lazlo foiled them by stealing the ball. As he and Patsy used teamwork, "Nette! Block their shot!"
"Gotcha!" That is what Lazlo and Patsy have been waiting for and are prepared. "Now!" Patsy put her hands above the ground slightly and when Lazlo landed on them, she lifted her hands sending him in the air. "What the-" Both cousins exclaimed in shock as they tried to block Lazlo but with acrobatics, Lazlo delivered a slamdunk. "Winner, Lazlo and Patsy!" announced Cleveland. The couple cheered and kissed while the cousins sighed and said. "Alright, we'll buy dinnah for you two."
"Yeah, anything you want?" They smiled and answered to them. "Just anything." They looked surprised but they knew their cousin and Lazlo did a great jo so they went along with it.
After the game, Penny and Mercedes drove out to buy dinner while Lazlo and Patsy went to rest. 'You are so cool in doing the slamdunk! Can you teach me that move."
"Why not Patsy. Yawn, I feel so tried from the game."
"Me too, a nap should ease our stress and tiredness."
"You said it Patsy." So when they reached the cabin, they fell on their beds and napped.
Later in the evening at about 7 to 8pm...
"Hey P, we're back!" They woke to find them at the door holding 5 Pizza Hut boxes each. "Here ya go and enjoy."
"Cool!" They exclaimed as Penny and Mercedes set them down opening the first 2 to be pepperoni flavour. As they ate together as one cabin. "We thought of buyin not just for you, but for others that ya know." Penny explained. "Yeah, some old friends of yours from 4 years. I was thinkin Laz, can you tell us more 'bout em." Mercedes asked him. Lazlo and Patsy looked at each other for a moment. Then finishing his slice, "Well it's a long story...
"The BRAWL gang are first made up of 5 Bean scouts from different nationalities and with different skills, talents and abilities. All also came to American to further their education before heading back to their respective home-countries which is the same year they left Camp Kidney and the year before fatty bought both camps." All laughed at Lazlo's comment about Peter Griffin. Now continuing, "So to begin with, Allan is from Japan and he's the leader of the gang. Known for his blue hair that covers his left eye, he's considered popular due to his talents and abilities which are mostly is the ways of the warrior aka the fact that he's a ninja wielding many different types of killer weapons and is extremely fast, acrobatic and telepathic."
"Dat explains all of them in his shelf including a sword with a blue dragon on it."
"That Penny is his Blue Dragon Blade. His main weapon which was passed on to him from his generations." That amazed them. "Also, he has a girlfriend he loves a lot. I think you know who right?"
"Yeah, we ran into her and it was revealed that she's movin to their cabin to stay." Lazlo could see that as he continued. "Second, William is from Germany and is the strongest lad among us."
"That eplains his manly 6-packed rock-hard abs..." both Penny and Mercedes are dreaming about him. "Yeah...one thing's for sure, he excels in all kinds of sports making his physical stature more brawn and manly." They continued dreaming. "Lazlo, I think they're lovestruck."
"Okay..." When they're done after 5 minutes, "Now continuing, Third is Recon who came from Russia. He's a techie when it comes to technology because he built a lot of inventions, gadget and weapon which sometimes comes in handy and he's pretty good at architecture as he built some stuff for our camp sometimes. He even invented an antidote to remove allergies."
"That explains why Patsy can eat dairy products like cheese?"
"Yes Penny and he's also friends with Lee who hails from South Korea. Super smart he is as he has an IQ of 250. Really high."
"What the fuck? Such high IQ?!" Mercedes exclaimed in surprise. "Yeah, he really is a genius when he and Recon combine their stuff into masterpieces of their own. Finally, we have Brandon who was from Australia, he loves adventure and has a keen sense in anything he comes in contact with and has the greatest tracking skills in search for anything like treasure since it's his obsession." That amazed he 2 mongooses. "So dat's their style eh Laz?"
"Yep if you excuse me, I'm gonna make a delivery." Lazlo took 4 boxes of pizza and headed to the BRAWL gang's cabin.
Soon enough...
When he arrived, he knocked at their door and answering is, "Hi Allan."
"Hey, Lazlo what have you got?"
"Just here to make a special delivery. Patsy's cousins bought them for us and for you and the others."
"Cool thanks buddy. Hold on, I also got something that I brought from Japan. I think it's still fresh." He went back in and there was a small ruckus going on inside and after a few minutes later, "Okay, here! I now need to take care of a problem."
"What problem?"
Cuts to the scene...
William: "I'll take the large slice!"
Recon: "Outta my way chodenuckers! I'm getting this!"
Lee: "FYI, I'll get it instead of you taintwaffles!"
Brandon: "No way! Only the adventurous ones claim it for themselves! Hey, where did it go?"
Amber: "Way too late for it." Currently, there was an argument and why she said it is because she's consuming the large slice and they never know as they argued over it...
End cutscene...
"Okay...now I hear the problem. Well it's getting late so see you tomorrow buddy."
"Same thing for ad thanks again!"
"Yeah same for you!"
So now back to them...
"Wow it's fresh and luscious!" said Penny. "Yeah some cultural meal we're havin' right now!" Mercedes agrees as she and Penny sampled each sushi with different flavours while Lazlo and Patsy feasted on their pack. "I had a great time today if you ask me Lazlo." Patsy stated. "Yeah Patsy. It' been 4 years and now things are gonna change this year." Lazlo replied as he ate a sushi. Then after having their dinner, they prepared to turn in for the night as Penny and Mercedes had fallen asleep easily after having a drink or 2. Lazlo had worn his PJs and Patsy had her nightgown on. As they shared the bed, "Goodnight Lazlo." Patsy greeted kissing him. "You too Patsy and boy, I love your sexy nightgown." Patsy giggled and blushed as Lazlo kissed her in return. Then they turned off the lights and there's silence in the dark. Except outside, Lois is still tied up and bloody. Well, no one cares about helping her so in the end, she was left out in the cold night to rot...or not? Never mind, fuck it!
Whew! That was hard work. It's sure is good to write such story where the fun begins again tomorrow since I brought my OCs in and it will be a one heck of fun like hell would! Also, if you're reading this Homeydaclown, I would like to thank you again once more for giving me this opportunity to write this story :). Once more, it will not go to waste. My respect will be yours to accept. P.S. Chapter 2 updating soon... :)