Thirty-One Things that Spock will Never Do
By: Maranni123
Original List by: lolitaxlolita from DeviantART
Chapter One
Disclaimer: XP Please don't kill me for starting yet another project! Before you read this, go search up "Things Spock will never Do" on DeviantART. It is what this plethora of stories is based upon. XD Anyway, really, most of these are crack, plain and simple. They will be silly, hilarious, and a bit odd. Those are my only warnings. They will also be very short but hey, does that really matter? And I know nothing about science, so any science talk stems from my own imagination. ;D Oh, and I'll be hinting some K/S goodness while I'm at it. Really, it won't be now and it'll be just glimmers, but it's a warning none the less. Un-betaed, so all mistakes are mine. XD Thank you again to lolitaxlolita for allowing me to steal her ideas and please enjoy!
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The First Thing that Spock will Never Do: Say "Fabulous" instead of "Fascinating".
"It appears that the majority of the flora on this planet feeds from the very center of the planet's own core," Spock explained to the handful of scientists that were hovering over him.
Spock gestured to the small flower currently incased within a protective glass covering and pointed to the plant's extremely long roots.
"The roots of the plants appear to dig deep into the planet itself until they reach the planet's core," he continued on quickly. "Which is similar to that of the Earth's core as the core's make-up is mainly of molten magma. It will require more tests to insure my own findings, but I am positive that the flora of Biemoz can produce a reliable energy source for the inhabitants currently situated on the planet's surface."
The Science Department of the Enterprise all let out exclaims of Spock's genius and praise before they began to set up the many tests that would be needed to insure that Spock's finding about the flora of Biemoz were sound. From the doorway of the lab, a grin on his face, James T. Kirk shook his head fondly at his First Officer and friend, who was once again examining the roots of the small flower.
'As if Spock is ever wrong,' Jim mused as he walked over to the half-Vulcan.
Hearing Jim's approaching footsteps, Spock raised his head and allowed a faint smile to reach his face at the sight of his Captain.
"Captain," he said quickly, the excitement clear in his voice to Jim but unknown to the other's in the room. "Have you seen the flora of Biemoz? I must say, it is quite an extraordinary find."
Jim held in the chuckle that threatened to overwhelm him at his normally stoic First Officer's near childlike behavior and shook his head, craning his neck to examine the flower.
"Not yet," he admitted. "But by the look of things around here, this flower must be pretty amazing."
Spock nodded, only half listening to Jim speak. "Indeed," he agreed, leaning downward to study the ends of the flower's roots. A small light of pleasure entered Spock's eyes and Jim wondered what Spock could have seen to cause such a reaction. "It is quite amazing, as you say. The inhabitants of Biemoz have yet to discover a reliable means of powering their cities and now, with this discovery, we may be able to provide to them that means. It is simply fabulous Captain."
Jim opened his mouth to agree with his First Officer before he froze in mid speech. For a moment, a moment unnoticed by Spock, Jim was frozen to the spot.
'No, he did not just say…'
"Spock?"
Spock glanced up from the small white petals of the flower and gave Jim a minute look before his gaze went back to the flower. "Yes Captain?"
Jim bit his lip, absolutely sure that he had misheard Spock. "Could you please repeat what you just said?" he asked.
Spock frowned softly but continued to examine the petals of the flower. "I believe I said that it is simply fabulous to find such a discovery, Captain."
Jim bit his lip harder in an attempt to stifle the laugh that was threatening to overcome him.
'Oh my freaking God!'
"I see," Jim finally said after a long pause. He coughed softly as his battle over the urge to bust out laughing started to get the better of him. "Well, I agree with you Spock. Such a discovery is simply…"
Jim coughed again, not wanting to laugh at Spock's expense but damn it, Spock said fabulous!
"Fabulous," Jim finished, nearly sawing his bottom lip in half to keep in his laughter.
Spock, who noticed nothing, simply nodded again, his face bright with the scientist's sense of discovery. "Indeed."
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A/N: It is just simply fabulous! XD Well, that's the grand beginning. I hope you guys liked it. If you did, then review! If you didn't like it, then review! And if you want me to stop posting new things and just finish my other projects already, then review! XD Good night everyone! The next chapter will be up soon!